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85Sooner
1/9/2008, 09:16 AM
Where were these teachers when I was in school.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0108082teacher1.html
OUDoc
1/9/2008, 09:20 AM
She's a little "rougher" looking than some of the others.
I doubt I would have cared back then.

BTW, my friend hit our teacher when we were seniors. Those teachers have probably always been around.
jeremy885
1/9/2008, 09:35 AM
This one is a little better. I guess it's a crime to exchange nekkid pics with a student ;)

http://i.l.cnn.net/cnn/2008/CRIME/01/07/teacher.sex.ap/art.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/07/teacher.sex.ap/index.html
Partial Qualifier
1/9/2008, 09:38 AM
She's a little "rougher" looking than some of the others.
I doubt I would have cared back then.

BTW, my friend hit our teacher when we were seniors. Those teachers have probably always been around.

Okay - spill it!

Hey, it wasn't the Librarian lady, was it? 'Cause I know someone else who tapped that..
OU4LIFE
1/9/2008, 10:01 AM
he's 16 and got a BJ...oh the humanity.
sanantoniosooner
1/9/2008, 10:03 AM
he's 16 and got a BJ...oh the humanity.
I don't think the crime was his part in the act.
OU4LIFE
1/9/2008, 10:03 AM
oh his part was in the act alright...
Sooner_Bob
1/9/2008, 10:05 AM
oh his part was in the act alright...


:)
OUDoc
1/9/2008, 10:05 AM
Okay - spill it!

Hey, it wasn't the Librarian lady, was it? 'Cause I know someone else who tapped that..
Engrish teacher, I think. I'll have to look her up in the old yearbook.
sanantoniosooner
1/9/2008, 10:06 AM
That wasn't the CRIME.

We need flow chart software on this site for some of you.
frankensooner
1/9/2008, 10:17 AM
I think she looks a lot like a world infamous figure skater.
sanantoniosooner
1/9/2008, 10:18 AM
I think she looks a lot like a world infamous figure skater.
Osuka Onyou?
Lott's Bandana
1/9/2008, 10:30 AM
The complainant immediately outcried to Mr. Jester in his office regarding the oral sex that the defendant was performing on him.

"She wasn't done!"
OklahomaRed
1/9/2008, 11:30 AM
16? Hmm... tryin to remember my mindset when I was 16? From the mug shot, nah, unless she had a big rack! :D
olevetonahill
1/9/2008, 11:40 AM
Y'all a Bunch of lying sombitches . No 16 yr old would Cull anything . He may Not Brag about it to his Friends But he aint culling .
Hell I have just started cullin at 57 :D
Partial Qualifier
1/9/2008, 12:14 PM
Engrish teacher, I think. I'll have to look her up in the old yearbook.

2 funny things about the librarian: one, she sold pot out of the library. :O

two, her son was busted selling pot by an undercover agent. 3 days before her son's court date, where the undercover cop was to testify against him, the cop died in a motorcycle accident and his lawyers got the charges dropped. The very next week - I don't know if you remember this - that Homeland grocery store by the school had some sort of contest and the grand prize was a brand-new red Trans-Am (they had it parked in the parking lot for a month or so).... yeah - the librarian's son won it!

He probably blew his entire lifetime's good luck in that one week.
IB4OU2
1/9/2008, 12:24 PM
She's a little "rougher" looking than some of the others.
I doubt I would have cared back then.

BTW, my friend hit our teacher when we were seniors. Those teachers have probably always been around.

It took a while to get through all the petticoats and hoopskirts though.
The Maestro
1/9/2008, 12:26 PM
flow chart

He said "flow chart"!
Jimminy Crimson
1/9/2008, 01:28 PM
She looks like a rough version of Pam from The Office.
Sooner02
1/9/2008, 01:56 PM
Why is it not such a big deal with a woman perpetrator? If the genders were reversed in this situation, wouldn't some be calling for the death penalty for the male teacher?
CatfishSooner
1/9/2008, 01:59 PM
Why is it not such a big deal with a woman perpetrator? If the genders were reversed in this situation, wouldn't some be calling for the death penalty for the male teacher?

probably..
sanantoniosooner
1/9/2008, 02:00 PM
Why is it not such a big deal with a woman perpetrator? If the genders were reversed in this situation, wouldn't some be calling for the death penalty for the male teacher?
society stereotypes

men are seen as conquerors and women as the conquered.

That's why men who bed a lot are considered studs, and women that bed a lot are considered sluts. Stupid IMO, but it's the way society is.
OU4LIFE
1/9/2008, 02:15 PM
She looks like a rough version of Pam from The Office.

she looks like Christina Applegate after a bender...

get it...bender...
OKC-SLC
1/9/2008, 02:19 PM
That's why men who bed a lot are considered studs
So what are you considered, SAS?





;)
OU4LIFE
1/9/2008, 02:20 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/applegate1.jpg
OUDoc
1/9/2008, 02:23 PM
she looks like Christina Applegate after a bender...

get it...bender...
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/breakfastclubrebel.jpg
sanantoniosooner
1/9/2008, 02:23 PM
So what are you considered, SAS?





;)

by bedding a lot I'm talking about different partners

I'm monogamous and even occasionally nonogamous.
OKC-SLC
1/9/2008, 02:25 PM
I'm monogamous and even occasionally nonogamous.
word.



word.
Pricetag
1/9/2008, 03:46 PM
Wouldn't that mean nine partners?
OKC-SLC
1/9/2008, 03:55 PM
Wouldn't that mean nine partners?
Yeah, that's about right.
crawfish
1/9/2008, 04:26 PM
Wouldn't that mean nine partners?

Obviously, he keeps the pinky extended on one hand.
Jerk
1/10/2008, 05:15 AM
She looks like Carey Fisher.