There Must Be 50 Ways To Love Your Lever.

[LoyalFan]

Please address all technique-related inquiries to:

S.E.Baylor
69 Onan Parkway
Albolene(TM) TX 73333

[SoonerStormchaser]

???????
http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/299236.jpg

It's a nice soap and all...but...

[LoyalFan]

Errrrrrrr...not 'zackly.

Think "What would SicEm do if he were to fantasize that Melo, barefoot, her ankle tat in plain view, and in her camo bustier, suddenly appeared before his beady 'lil' eyes and began to do an interpretive dance depicting one of Homey's history lessons?"
Now do ya' gots it?

LF

[TUSooner]

Best thread EVAR!
:rolleyes:

[SicEmBaylor]

Errrrrrrr...not 'zackly.

Think "What would SicEm do if he were to fantasize that Melo, barefoot, her ankle tat in plain view, and in her camo bustier, suddenly appeared before his beady 'lil' eyes and began to do an interpretive dance depicting one of Homey's history lessons?"
Now do ya' gots it?

LF

I'd call the cops.

[TUSooner]

Best thread EVAR!
:rolleyes:


Ya see, Archimedes (287–212 BC) was the first scientist to fully explain and to exploit the principle of the lever. He once said, “Give me a place to stand and rest my lever on, and I can move the Earth.”
Awww, ****ing forget it, ya bunch of shallow ignorant hillbillies. <shakes head sadly>

[sanantoniosooner]

I was mildly amused.

I usually don't go for low brow stuff.

[LoyalFan]

I usually don't go for low brow stuff.

Go for it??? Heck, you hold the patent!

LF
Greatly amused...and so is Ol' Archie Meedees. He told me so hisself.

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm more accustomed to words like "refined" and "sophisticated" when people describe my sense of humor.

[Oldnslo]

Yeah, as in, "That SAS's sense of humor ain't so refined or sophisticated".

[sanantoniosooner]

I'm not sure my body of work is large enough for you to make that judgment.

[StoopTroup]

Nutcrackers have levers.

http://blogs.trb.com/features/consumer/shopping/blog/nutcracker.jpg