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VeeJay
1/8/2008, 01:22 AM
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff14/randyw86/tiger.jpg

That's right - Tiger will have his own line of Gatorade products, marketed under the flavors "Red Drive," "Cool Fusion," and "Quiet Storm."

These varietals are "Formulated For Tiger Woods" so declare the labels. Reportedly, Pepsico had Tiger come in, break a sweat, the secretions were analyzed and the fluid concoctions formulated to quickly replenish lost...whatever ya lose when ya sweat.

March is when the invasion takes place. Buy some and you'll be sinking birdies in no time.

Frozen Sooner
1/8/2008, 01:26 AM
Sweet. They should make a "Formulated for Mike Rich" line as well to replenish what I sweat out.

"Gravy"
"Chocolate Pudding"

VeeJay
1/8/2008, 01:30 AM
Yep. I've been lobbying Jack Daniels Distillery for decades now, they all know me down there.

OU4LIFE
1/8/2008, 06:34 AM
I made three putts and added 10 yards to my drives from just reading this thread, imagine what actually drinking it will do...

dolemitesooner
1/8/2008, 11:01 AM
Gravy and choclate pudding...Muahahahaha