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SicEmBaylor
1/7/2008, 04:03 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/01/03/ngay103.xml

Discuss. :D

(I agree with the above conclusions)
colleyvillesooner
1/7/2008, 04:06 PM
Either way, they got you covered.
frankensooner
1/7/2008, 04:08 PM
That does explain why someone might drive 200 miles the wrong direction. ;)
SicEmBaylor
1/7/2008, 04:10 PM
That does explain why someone might drive 200 miles the wrong direction. ;)
I wasn't driving! ;)
olevetonahill
1/7/2008, 04:17 PM
I wasn't driving! ;)
Nope you was just in the Bitch seat !
mdklatt
1/7/2008, 04:23 PM
That article says nothing about SW Houston. :confused:
IB4OU2
1/7/2008, 04:26 PM
Not knowing how to change a flat tire on a Miata after driving 200 miles in the wrong direction going the wrong way on a one way road sounds a little fruity to me.
Mongo
1/7/2008, 04:28 PM
now you really have to watch out for getting rear ended
TexasLidig8r
1/7/2008, 04:32 PM
I guess that means Asian lesbians are the absolute worst drivers...

Lord.. forgive me.
SoonerStormchaser
1/7/2008, 06:35 PM
Ok...I missed the story....what did I miss?
soonerboomer93
1/7/2008, 09:02 PM
sicem drives miata+
sicem used to own truck, but wanted miata instead+
sicem formerly owned 1 pink beetle+
sicem has been in many many accidents and totaled atleast 2 cars
=
sicem is gay
SoonerStormchaser
1/7/2008, 09:22 PM
And the 200 miles?
rufnek05
1/7/2008, 09:22 PM
sicem drives miata+
sicem used to own truck, but wanted miata instead+
sicem formerly owned 1 pink beetle+
sicem has been in many many accidents and totaled atleast 2 cars
=
sicem is gay


sicem drove a pink beetle? good gawd.
SicEmBaylor
1/7/2008, 09:25 PM
And the 200 miles?
A friend of mine and I were driving to a convention in Houston (the occasion in which I was suppose to meet up with Melo and stood her up). Well, we leave Waco with plans to stop in Hearne and eat dinner. We get to talking and 3 hours later we see a sign that says, "Abilene 15 miles." Well, evidently we drove the wrong way on Highway 6 for 3 hours. Took us 9 hours to get to Houston from Waco.

Also, the Beetle is NOT pink it's red!
olevetonahill
1/7/2008, 09:28 PM
sicem drove a pink beetle? good gawd.
It was orange !
OCUDad
1/7/2008, 09:45 PM
sicem drives miata+
sicem used to own truck, but wanted miata instead+
sicem formerly owned 1 pink beetle+
sicem has been in many many accidents and totaled atleast 2 cars
=
sicem is gayNice summary, but the left side of that equation is WAY shorter than it deserves to be.
SoonerStormchaser
1/7/2008, 11:02 PM
A friend of mine and I were driving to a convention in Houston (the occasion in which I was suppose to meet up with Melo and stood her up). Well, we leave Waco with plans to stop in Hearne and eat dinner. We get to talking and 3 hours later we see a sign that says, "Abilene 15 miles." Well, evidently we drove the wrong way on Highway 6 for 3 hours. Took us 9 hours to get to Houston from Waco.

Also, the Beetle is NOT pink it's red!


As a Nav, I can only say...

HOLY ****!!! WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU??? WAS THE SUN IN YOUR FACE A CLUE!?!?!?!?
SicEmBaylor
1/7/2008, 11:09 PM
As a Nav, I can only say...

HOLY ****!!! WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU??? WAS THE SUN IN YOUR FACE A CLUE!?!?!?!?
IT WAS OVERCAST!
SicEmBaylor
1/7/2008, 11:12 PM
Don't throw that Nav/Pilot **** at me either. My debate coach in HS was a fighter pilot in Vietnam and thereafter (F-4s and F-15s). This guy could not find his way out of a one room building. We quite literally got lost on our way to every single tournament. The man grew up and spent most of his life in Oklahoma and he was just clueless trying to get from Point A to Point B.

I asked him once, "Coach, how were you a pilot when you can't read a map?" And he says, "Son, it's easy to turn around and make up lost time when you're going Mach 2."

He had a lot of good sayings like that. A friend of mine lost his entire Affirmative case in the bathroom once and my coach said, "Next time, keep your dick in one hand and your case in the other!"

I miss that guy.
LoyalFan
1/8/2008, 07:59 AM
Y'know, Sic, if yew turn that 'lil green BeeYoo hat around it'll keep the sun outta yer eyes. Might improve yer chances when yer driving that...snort, chortle...Miata.
('Speshully when yer, uhhhh..."top" is down.)

With Avunvular Concern,

LF
LoyalFan
1/8/2008, 08:01 AM
I meant "Avuncular"...Why duzzunt my Edit function work???

LF