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Oldnslo
1/7/2008, 11:25 AM
serve her with fries, Guy (http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/06/texas.slaying.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview)
Oldnslo
1/7/2008, 11:26 AM
dang. Should have done a better search.
OKLA21FAN
1/7/2008, 11:28 AM
drop off the key, Lee
StoopTroup
1/7/2008, 11:30 AM
Needs more gravy.
OU4LIFE
1/7/2008, 12:10 PM
Needs more graaaaa-veee.

fixed.
Oldnslo
1/7/2008, 12:21 PM
Put her on to boil, Doyle.
OU4LIFE
1/7/2008, 01:38 PM
preheat the oven, Owen
OKLA21FAN
1/7/2008, 01:40 PM
just fry em in a pan, Dan
Sooner_Bob
1/7/2008, 01:43 PM
pass the ranch . . . Blanche.






























I know, I know . . . that's sick.
OKLA21FAN
1/7/2008, 01:43 PM
fire up the grill, Phil :pop:
Dio
1/7/2008, 01:49 PM
Load up your plate, Nate
SicEmBaylor
1/7/2008, 01:51 PM
Needs more fava beans and a nice chianti.
Now it's fixed.
OCUDad
1/7/2008, 01:54 PM
Put 'er in the pot, Dot.
TUSooner
1/7/2008, 02:03 PM
Y'all suck, in a bad way.
Oldnslo
1/7/2008, 02:43 PM
Cut a thick filet, Clay.
olevetonahill
1/7/2008, 02:46 PM
Now it's fixed.
Sic em Is that where you got your " Rump Roast " ?
OU4LIFE
1/7/2008, 02:50 PM
Sic em Is that where you got your " Rump Roast " ?

just so you know, when Sic'em mentions 'rump roast', it's really not about food, dude.
Howzit
1/7/2008, 02:57 PM
Peel off the skin, Lynn.
Howzit
1/7/2008, 02:58 PM
Lop off a breaster, Chester.
Howzit
1/7/2008, 02:59 PM
Marinate, Tate.
sanantoniosooner
1/7/2008, 02:59 PM
Deep Fry that Nip, Chip
Howzit
1/7/2008, 03:06 PM
Sautee the spleen, Gene.
olevetonahill
1/7/2008, 03:23 PM
just so you know, when Sic'em mentions 'rump roast', it's really not about food, dude.
My Bad , I forgot Her an Lid have their own code .
IB4OU2
1/7/2008, 03:23 PM
Save me the little toe, Joe.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/7/2008, 05:22 PM
Choke on a nail, Nell.
Chuck Bao
1/7/2008, 06:10 PM
Curdle the blood, Judd.
StoopTroup
1/7/2008, 06:22 PM
Fry up some brain, Jane.
StoopTroup
1/7/2008, 06:23 PM
Pop in an eye, Guy.
OCUDad
1/7/2008, 06:27 PM
Saute that ***, sas
OKLA21FAN
1/7/2008, 06:28 PM
pluck all the hair, Jer
StoopTroup
1/7/2008, 06:52 PM
Bake up some cheek, Zeke.
OKLA21FAN
1/7/2008, 07:08 PM
peel off the lip, Flip!
Tulsa_Fireman
1/7/2008, 07:16 PM
PIITB, Mutt.
sanantoniosooner
1/7/2008, 07:17 PM
Saute that ***, sas
skewer a nad, dad
StoopTroup
1/7/2008, 07:46 PM
^lol

Slice up some heart, Bart.
sanantoniosooner
1/7/2008, 08:23 PM
Try the cheeky meat, Pete.
sanantoniosooner
1/7/2008, 08:24 PM
Get a new recipe, Lee.
sanantoniosooner
1/7/2008, 08:27 PM
Tramp Stamp on a stick, Dick
soonerboomer93
1/7/2008, 08:59 PM
break out the bone saw, paw
soonerscuba
1/7/2008, 09:02 PM
Ewwwww, who would eat an adult?
sanantoniosooner
1/7/2008, 10:01 PM
Try some pancreas, Archimedias
sanantoniosooner
1/7/2008, 10:05 PM
Jalepeno stuffed colon, Colin
FirstandGoal
1/7/2008, 10:09 PM
Every single one of you guys who posted in this thread are going straight to hell

straight
to
hell
I
say




















;)
sanantoniosooner
1/7/2008, 10:12 PM
I swear it tastes like chickey, Mickey.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/7/2008, 11:17 PM
Chew on the elbow, Bo.
Mongo
1/7/2008, 11:24 PM
save me the anus, Amos
OKLA21FAN
1/7/2008, 11:27 PM
crunch up the teeth, Kieth
sanantoniosooner
1/7/2008, 11:28 PM
Nibble that clit, Clint.
OKLA21FAN
1/7/2008, 11:28 PM
chew on a tendon, Lyndon
OCUDad
1/7/2008, 11:30 PM
Every single one of you guys who posted in this thread are going straight to hell

straight
to
hell
I
sayPfft. Like THIS would have made the difference.
OCUDad
1/7/2008, 11:32 PM
Nibble a kidney, Sidney
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/7/2008, 11:34 PM
Lemony lobe, Toby
Mongo
1/7/2008, 11:38 PM
Nibble that clit, Clint.


nibble on that clitoris, Delores


??????
sanantoniosooner
1/7/2008, 11:51 PM
Eat a random body part, Bart
OU4LIFE
1/8/2008, 08:32 AM
make some human flan, Stan
sanantoniosooner
1/8/2008, 08:34 AM
Ovaries, if you please, Steve.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/8/2008, 09:41 AM
Finger filets, Fay
Howzit
1/8/2008, 01:24 PM
Flay the skin, Nguyen.
OKLA21FAN
1/8/2008, 01:31 PM
Flay the skin, Nguyen.

genius
Lott's Bandana
1/8/2008, 01:36 PM
Don't let the taint taint, Saint.
Mjcpr
1/8/2008, 01:36 PM
Ovaries, over easy, Bo...vary.

:O
OU4LIFE
1/8/2008, 01:38 PM
avoid the 'roids, Boyd
M
1/8/2008, 01:40 PM
Grill the 'nads, Chad.
Howzit
1/8/2008, 01:45 PM
Stir fry the eyeball, Paul.
M
1/8/2008, 01:47 PM
Freeze dry the feet, Pete.
M
1/8/2008, 01:49 PM
Braise the breast, Celeste.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/8/2008, 01:49 PM
Slurp up the brow, Frau
Howzit
1/8/2008, 01:50 PM
Smoke the flank, Frank.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/8/2008, 01:51 PM
Make a kneecap flapjack, Mack
M
1/8/2008, 01:52 PM
Baste the belly button, Sutton.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/8/2008, 01:53 PM
Barbeque a tendon, Lyndon
M
1/8/2008, 01:53 PM
Panfry the pelvis, Elvis.
Viking Kitten
1/8/2008, 01:54 PM
Lop off a leg, Greg.
Viking Kitten
1/8/2008, 01:57 PM
Munch on the thigh, Bri.
Howzit
1/8/2008, 01:57 PM
Suck out the marrow, Barrow.
Viking Kitten
1/8/2008, 02:00 PM
Gobble up the thymus, Imus.
Lott's Bandana
1/8/2008, 02:00 PM
Let her cool on the pie-hole rack, Jack.
Viking Kitten
1/8/2008, 02:01 PM
Suck out the marrow, Barrow.

This is one tasty bitch, Rich. :D
Mjcpr
1/8/2008, 02:01 PM
Hair and nails pot-porri, Lori.
Viking Kitten
1/8/2008, 02:03 PM
Spoon out her pooper, Cooper.

Dear God, I'm so sorry for that one.
Howzit
1/8/2008, 02:06 PM
Check out OU4Life's putter, Matt.
Mjcpr
1/8/2008, 02:10 PM
Check out OU4Life's putter, Matt.

That didn't rhyme worth ****, idjit.

:D
OCUDad
1/8/2008, 02:11 PM
Tasty kebab, Rob.
Howzit
1/8/2008, 02:31 PM
That didn't rhyme worth ****, idjit.

:D

No, but it made us snicker.
Mjcpr
1/8/2008, 02:34 PM
Break me off a piece of that fanny, Manny.
Howzit
1/8/2008, 02:36 PM
Slice a piece of labitha, Tabitha.
Jimminy Crimson
1/8/2008, 02:41 PM
BBQ her calf, Metcalf!
Oldnslo
1/8/2008, 02:41 PM
A nibble of pube, rube?
Jimminy Crimson
1/8/2008, 02:43 PM
Save me some skin from her shin, Lynn!
Howzit
1/8/2008, 02:45 PM
Have a slice o' giner, Minor.
Sooner_Bob
1/8/2008, 02:46 PM
Delores!
OU4LIFE
1/8/2008, 02:47 PM
In before thread lock, Doc
frankensooner
1/8/2008, 02:50 PM
Cook her up as hash, Slash.

And set yourself free.
Jimminy Crimson
1/8/2008, 02:51 PM
Get your rib back, Adam!
IB4OU2
1/8/2008, 03:01 PM
Have a slice o' giner, Minor.

There's a hair in your teeth, Keith.
frankensooner
1/8/2008, 03:04 PM
I didn't review all of them so sue me if this is pre-owned:

Cook her in a stew, lou
NormanPride
1/8/2008, 03:09 PM
This entire thread is in poor taste.
Mongo
1/8/2008, 03:12 PM
This entire thread is in poor taste.

then how would you cook her hide, NormanPride?
frankensooner
1/8/2008, 03:12 PM
This entire thread is in poor taste.

Does it taste funny, like a clown?
NormanPride
1/8/2008, 03:23 PM
:D
Lott's Bandana
1/9/2008, 10:35 AM
Coat the pan in earwax, Max.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/9/2008, 12:54 PM
Chew on the toejam, Pam
sanantoniosooner
1/9/2008, 12:55 PM
Tenderize that callous, Dallas
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/9/2008, 02:37 PM
Cut up the kidney, Britney
mikeelikee
1/9/2008, 02:47 PM
Barbeque a thigh, Sy.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/9/2008, 02:53 PM
Fry a collarbone, Antone
birddog
1/9/2008, 06:25 PM
glaze the rest of that poo, lou.
OCUDad
1/9/2008, 10:00 PM
Boil up that phlegm, Clem.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/9/2008, 11:35 PM
Take a bite from the apple, Adam.
sanantoniosooner
1/9/2008, 11:38 PM
Choose the neck meat, Pete
etouffee
1/10/2008, 06:15 AM
Grits and V*gina, Dinah
Sooner_Bob
1/10/2008, 08:02 AM
Delores!
Sooner_Bob
1/10/2008, 08:41 AM
Pass that big toe, Joe.
soonerboy_odanorth
1/10/2008, 01:24 PM
Saute' liver in back fat, Pat.
swardboy
1/10/2008, 03:22 PM
nibble on yo momma, Obama
swardboy
1/10/2008, 03:24 PM
don't forget the worcestershire, Chestershire
swardboy
1/10/2008, 03:26 PM
pick that nose, Rose
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
1/10/2008, 03:48 PM
I keep thinking of the movie Fried Green Tomatoes as I read this thread.
OKLA21FAN
1/10/2008, 03:53 PM
Get ya some hammy, Tammy!
OCUDad
1/10/2008, 03:58 PM
Save the connective tissues, Aloysius.
OKLA21FAN
1/10/2008, 04:11 PM
peel the epidermis, Ernest