How Can You Contain Your Excrement?

[Mjcpr]

For starters, don't be afraid to grab some Depends.

Second, rubber underwear only sounds dirty.

[william_brasky]

Some cannot:
http://www.arras.net/fscIII/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/PigeonPoopsOnGirl.jpg

[VeeJay]

If you're an astronaut, you can dookie while hauling a$s from Houston to Cape Canveral and not even stop to clean out your drawers.

[crawfish]

Two pats, one cup...

[IB4OU2]

Way to start the New Year buddy....:rolleyes: :D.

Oh Btw, happy belated birthday.

[frankensooner]

eh, put a cork in it.

[Mixer!]

http://www.subversiveelement.com/colostomy_bag.jpg