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sooner518
1/1/2008, 05:20 PM
Illinois looked pretty overmatched on their first possession. SUC at midfield.

Come on Zook!
http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/12/zookskiing.jpg

Blues1
1/1/2008, 05:22 PM
Hope for the Impossible...... usc sucks takes lead ... :(

TUSooner
1/1/2008, 05:25 PM
TD USC on their first possession. They lead 7-0

If would just be TOO much to think Illinois could knock off these guys, even more improbable than Michigan beating Fla.

TUSooner
1/1/2008, 05:26 PM
No, Gushberger, not controversial, he was (unfortunately) down.
Stop makin' up ****

StoopTroup
1/1/2008, 05:28 PM
Shouldn't we change the Condoms to the pig protectors?

AllAboutThe'O'
1/1/2008, 05:29 PM
Oh dear Lord, I think we're going to be subjected to shots of Leinart, Keyshawn and all the USC alums roaming the sideline all game long.

StoopTroup
1/1/2008, 05:33 PM
Is Reggie in attendance?

stoops the eternal pimp
1/1/2008, 05:36 PM
I need an OJ sighting!

AllAboutThe'O'
1/1/2008, 05:36 PM
Is Reggie in attendance?
We may have to start a game called Guess How Many Times ABC Will Show USC Alums On the Sidelines.

I think I'll go ahead and take my nap now. Illinois already getting outclassed six minutes in.

sendbaht
1/1/2008, 05:36 PM
14 0 damn

Newbomb Turk
1/1/2008, 05:36 PM
congrats Rose Bowl with your tie-in to take a big-10 team.

what a crappy game.

GottaHavePride
1/1/2008, 05:38 PM
**** you, USC. Showboating bastards.

TUSooner
1/1/2008, 05:40 PM
I smell a rout, maybe even the "grandaddy" of bowl mismatches :rolleyes:

The only good thing about the ensuing bloody dismemberment of Illinois will be to rub the collecteive nose of the "Rose Bowl Game" organizing dweebsters in the mess they made by choosing a mediocre Big Televen team over UGA or Mizzou. Dip ****s!

I hope the Sugar Bowl will be a closer game

Cam
1/1/2008, 05:41 PM
Congrats Rose Bowl Committee, you're going to give us the first 50+ point shut out in BCS history.

How's that coveted Pac10/Big10 match-up looking to ya now?

Cam
1/1/2008, 05:42 PM
7:30 can't come quick enough...

MissouriSooner
1/1/2008, 05:43 PM
This is on track to be the biggest mismatch of this bowl season...

AllAboutThe'O'
1/1/2008, 05:48 PM
Not so fast my friends.

Illinois has finally woke up.

soonermeteor
1/1/2008, 05:49 PM
God if that illini player hadent gotten in the way and thrown a block that could have been a pick 6

StormySooner-IN
1/1/2008, 05:49 PM
Illni Justin HArris INT just past midfield, returned to Condom 20.

Cam
1/1/2008, 05:49 PM
Big pick by Illinois. Now let's see if they can do anything with it.

devOUt
1/1/2008, 05:53 PM
Herbstreit wears a condom for a hat.

StormySooner-IN
1/1/2008, 05:53 PM
FG Ill
Missed 29 yd

USC 14
Illini 0
1:15 1st

Sooner Eclipse
1/1/2008, 05:54 PM
Big pick by Illinois. Now let's see if they can do anything with it.

Eh, no - they can't. (unfortunately)

Cam
1/1/2008, 05:54 PM
So much for the mo shift.

1890MilesToNorman
1/1/2008, 05:54 PM
The condom worked, kept USC from getting ****, well you know the answer.

MissouriSooner
1/1/2008, 06:00 PM
Big pick by Illinois. Now let's see if they can do anything with it.

That answer would be "no".

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 06:01 PM
Game off. 300 & Gerard Butler on. Much more exciting.:cool:

TripleOption14
1/1/2008, 06:07 PM
Congrats Rose Bowl Committee, you're going to give us the first 50+ point shut out in BCS history.

How's that coveted Pac10/Big10 match-up looking to ya now?


I'm saying the same thing!! I am soooo FVCKING sick of the rose bowl committee and their "tradition" talk! Illinois simply does not deserve to be in this game. And if you can't see that then you don't wanna see it. Mizzou or one of the other top 7 or 8 ranked teams deserves to be there over illinois. What a joke. I hope USC beat them 66-0.

Stop forcing the big 10 vs. pac 10 "tradition" down people's throats rose bowl committee!!

Sooner Eclipse
1/1/2008, 06:19 PM
I'm saying the same thing!! I am soooo FVCKING sick of the rose bowl committee and their "tradition" talk! Illinois simply does not deserve to be in this game. And if you can't see that then you don't wanna see it. Mizzou or one of the other top 7 or 8 ranked teams deserves to be there over illinois. What a joke. I hope USC beat them 66-0.

Stop forcing the big 10 vs. pac 10 "tradition" down people's throats rose bowl committee!!

Was thinking about this the other day. Prior to the BCS, I cant remember watching a Rose bowl that had national implications. I do remember as a teenager flipping thru channels on new years day, stopping on the rose bowl, and wondering why it was the "grandaddy" of the bowls since the game always sucked so much. Then flipping on over to find a better game.

MissouriSooner
1/1/2008, 06:27 PM
Was thinking about this the other day. Prior to the BCS, I cant remember watching a Rose bowl that had national implications. I do remember as a teenager flipping thru channels on new years day, stopping on the rose bowl, and wondering why it was the "grandaddy" of the bowls since the game always sucked so much. Then flipping on over to find a better game.

At the current matchup illustrates, when a bowl is locked in to the winners of two conferences, a bad matchup is more likely that when the bowls choose the best teams available. Think how much larger the viewing audience would be if USC were playing Missouri. The Rose Bowl Committee's "tradition" is diminishing the luster of the Granddaddy Of Them All.

tulsaoilerfan
1/1/2008, 06:30 PM
The Rose Bowl has always been the most over-rated bowl of them all; i remember as a kid getting to watch a mediocre Pac 8(or 10) team defeat a mediocre Big 10 team and wondering why people thought it was such a great tradition; Illinois has absolutely NO business playing in a BCS game and the Rose Bowl committee should catch all sorts of hell about this matchup(could be the worst of all time the way it's going)

AverageJoe
1/1/2008, 06:33 PM
Well once again they get their beloved PAC 10 / Big 10 match up and once again it is a one sided blow out in the making.

Also what is up with all the UCS trash talk...I watched a couple of their games this year and thie was not the case. What the hell has gotten into the bought and paid for private shcool punks?

AJ

Sooner Eclipse
1/1/2008, 06:51 PM
Also what is up with all the UCS trash talk...I watched a couple of their games this year and thie was not the case. What the hell has gotten into the bought and paid for private shcool punks?

AJ

Hopefully its the beginning of the end for USC's run. I keep thinking that you can't keep putting that many 5* prima donna's on one team at a time. Its bound to implode sooner or later.

TripleOption14
1/1/2008, 06:58 PM
Also what is up with all the UCS trash talk...I watched a couple of their games this year and thie was not the case. What the hell has gotten into the bought and paid for private shcool punks.

On the radio broadcast i was listening to in the car it said the USC players have been jawin at the Illinois players because they as well know that Illinois doesn't belong in the game. Some of the players were overheard saying it was just a "free game" for the illinois players.

Sad thing is the USC players are 150% correct!!

AverageJoe
1/1/2008, 07:12 PM
Man I wish we were playing USC...but of course at full strenght. Good thing we did not go to the Champ game against LSU without Reggie, Granger and Lendy. We could probably handle tOSU without those guys, but not USC or LSU.

We could have destroyed VATech without half the team IMHO.

Oh well we should get our shot at SC next year if we are as good as we should be.

AJ

stoops the eternal pimp
1/1/2008, 07:12 PM
Rose Bowl shouldn't be a BCS bowl game if they want to keep their own selection process..

NYC Poke
1/1/2008, 07:14 PM
To add insult to injury, the Illinois band played "Stairway to Heaven" during halftime. There are not enough bong hits in the world to make a marching band version of that song sound good.

TUSooner
1/1/2008, 07:18 PM
Illinois is trying to mess up our rants!
21-10 Compton
:D

sooner518
1/1/2008, 07:19 PM
That Mendenhall kid is fast. Made that chubby safety from USC look slow

StoopTroup
1/1/2008, 07:21 PM
Go ILLINI!

TUSooner
1/1/2008, 07:23 PM
Tha flanker screen has to be one of my least favorite plays, manily because the other wideout never seems to get the one block needed. That goes for when OU runs it, too.

sooner518
1/1/2008, 07:30 PM
so of a bitch!!!! hold on to the DAMN BALL~!!!!!!!!!!!

tulsaoilerfan
1/1/2008, 07:34 PM
Damn, illini trying to make a game of this; i'm shocked

sooner518
1/1/2008, 07:35 PM
good grief. Illini trying to make it interesting, then doing everyhing in their power to screw it up. what a freakin lucky bounce right into McKnight's hands for a 65 yard run.

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 07:38 PM
Neg me or whatever, but, USC still doesn't impress me. They are almost as lucky as LSU. Their defense is overrated and their offense is too gimmicky and almost in some ways weak. I'm sure nobody agrees with me, but I, of course, am blinded by my crimson glasses.

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 07:39 PM
guaranteed that PI would never be called on SC.

sooner518
1/1/2008, 07:39 PM
what a terrible terible terrible terrible pass interference call against Illinois. how is the Illinois player not entitled to that space to get the ball?!?!

Negated an INT too. TD SUC. gawd i hate these guys

stoops the eternal pimp
1/1/2008, 07:40 PM
KH loves him some USC as does BM

Sooner Eclipse
1/1/2008, 07:41 PM
Must be a Usc team rule that you act like a california prick after scoring. :(

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 07:41 PM
:( I think I am going to go look at YouTube videos of Stanford winning and Pete crying..hahaha.


(no, i'm not that obsessed with SC..but it does kinda sound fun)

stoops the eternal pimp
1/1/2008, 07:42 PM
How come none of the oU guys never ruprusent the 405?

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 07:43 PM
How come none of the oU guys never ruprusent the 405?
Most of them are from the "214"

AverageJoe
1/1/2008, 07:43 PM
OK all this stinking taunting and trash talking is really starting to **** me off. MAN even without four of our best players I WANT these arrogant punks assed MF's.

Can't wait until next season. Hopefully they win out and we win out and PUNK their BUTTS in the Orange Bowl.

sooner518
1/1/2008, 07:44 PM
why in the world are they advertising for the Masters in 4 months????

SoonerStormchaser
1/1/2008, 07:44 PM
Insert the Benny Hill music here...cuz Illinois is imploding!

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 07:45 PM
why in the world are they advertising for the Masters in 4 months????
Nothing else to watch on ABC/ESPN until then.. haha.

sooner518
1/1/2008, 07:47 PM
Unless they get a turnover here, Illinois is done

OUinFLA
1/1/2008, 07:48 PM
Nothing else to watch on ABC/ESPN until then.. haha.


well. there's LOST.

Im sure you'll see a few ads for it this month.

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 07:48 PM
"tailback U"..... wait...............................


I thought that was Oklahoma State! .....

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 07:49 PM
well. there's LOST.

Im sure you'll see a few ads for it this month.
writers' strike?

OUinFLA
1/1/2008, 07:49 PM
why does espn feel compelled to point out that it is
Stoops 6th appearance in BCS games
then add lost the last 3

are we the only ones to have lost a BCS game?

Cam
1/1/2008, 07:50 PM
And just like that, it's back to being a runaway victory for SC.

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 07:50 PM
why does espn feel compelled to point out that it is
Stoops 6th appearance in BCS games
then add lost the last 3

are we the only ones to have lost a BCS game?
Michigan loses them :)

OUinFLA
1/1/2008, 07:51 PM
writers' strike?

they had a few episodes already filmed.
airing on Jan 30th with a two hour show.
which will probably be 1.5 hours of "catch you up to date"


come to think of it, I might need to be caught up.

MextheBulldog
1/1/2008, 07:51 PM
Illinois O has no answers. Run the draw every play.

OUinFLA
1/1/2008, 07:52 PM
Illinois has flashes of brilliance.
usually followed by a fumble.

Cam
1/1/2008, 07:53 PM
Mendenhall(sp) is making himself some money tonight. Without him, it's a shutout.

OUinFLA
1/1/2008, 07:54 PM
Illinois has flashes of brilliance.
usually followed by a fumble.


again :mad:

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 07:54 PM
they had a few episodes already filmed.
airing on Jan 30th with a two hour show.
which will probably be 1.5 hours of "catch you up to date"


come to think of it, I might need to be caught up.
Oh well my friend in the 'biz says that all productions of all shows (except like...the hills and real world..yeahh!!) will be shut down, only shows filmed ~4 months ago and reruns will be played until writers get their $$ from the internets.

sooner518
1/1/2008, 07:54 PM
Illinois has flashes of brilliance.
usually followed by a fumble.
prophetic.

soonermeteor
1/1/2008, 07:54 PM
butterfingers U giving SUC a rout

SoonerStormchaser
1/1/2008, 07:56 PM
Someone remind me why Illinois was allowed to play in this game again?

OUinFLA
1/1/2008, 07:57 PM
Someone remind me why Illinois was allowed to play in this game again?

cause the Rose Bowl has .............. a tradition.

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 07:58 PM
CSPAN2--- refreshing and more exciting than watching this.

stoops the eternal pimp
1/1/2008, 07:58 PM
wow...people are still watching the game

OUinFLA
1/1/2008, 07:58 PM
this game could easily have 75 points scored in it.
even without Illinois scoring any more

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 08:02 PM
Hawaii-UGA pregame special on.. sweet.

Jack T.
1/1/2008, 08:02 PM
wow...people are still watching the game

Not here. . .my wife made me change the channel. She got tired of me throwing things at the TeeVee.

stoops the eternal pimp
1/1/2008, 08:04 PM
somebody want to start the hawaii georgia thread?

sooner518
1/1/2008, 08:08 PM
ABC is bored with the game, so here comes a rehash of a human interest story on a 4'8 coffee-getter for USC

OUinFLA
1/1/2008, 08:09 PM
Not here. . .my wife made me change the channel. She got tired of me throwing things at the TeeVee.

mine stocks the room with nerf footballs.


ashtrays do a lot of damage.

Cam
1/1/2008, 08:11 PM
cause the Rose Bowl has .............. a tradition.
The thing that nobody talks about is that the other bowls had their own traditions as well. They forsake them for the "greater good" of the game. Too bad the RB can't get past their over inflated egos.

TripleOption14
1/1/2008, 08:14 PM
Unless they get a turnover here, Illinois is done

Illinois was done as soon as they were selected to play USC.

Did you guys honestly think they were gonna win this game?!?! This bowl match up was as bad (if not worse) than the LSU vs. Notre Dame game. As i said earlier, if you couldn't see going into this game Illinois was overmatched and in a world of hurt you simply did want to see it.

I say a new rule needs to be implemented during bowl season.... after the automatic bids are all secure the bowl committee MUST take the best teams available regardless of conf. Stop this "tradition" BULLSHEET!!!!

soonermeteor
1/1/2008, 08:15 PM
Im sure we might get some fancy dancing on Hawaii Pre-game, I'm done with condom's rout. :pop:

StoopTroup
1/1/2008, 08:17 PM
wow...people are still watching the game
I haven't watched more than 2 minutes of this one.

I've had it on in the other room and have it on a screen on my computer where I can check to see if it gets close as some point....

Looks like I can close out that window and turn the channel.

Cam
1/1/2008, 08:19 PM
Illinois was done as soon as they were selected to play USC.

Did you guys honestly think they were gonna win this game?!?! This bowl match up was as bad (if not worse) than the LSU vs. Notre Dame game. As i said earlier, if you couldn't see going into this game Illinois was overmatched and in a world of hurt you simply did want to see it.

I say a new rule needs to be implemented during bowl season.... after the automatic bids are all secure the bowl committee MUST take the best teams available regardless of conf. Stop this "tradition" BULLSHEET!!!!
I don't know anybody who thought this would be anything but a blowout.

AverageJoe
1/1/2008, 08:22 PM
I never thought it was NOT going to be a blowout. But they would have blown out WVU, VATech, Mizzou, KU.....

Only OU, LSU and tOSU could beat USC right now.

PLAYOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Betcha even if we win they rankl USC ahead of us in the final pole.

AJ

JohnnyMack
1/1/2008, 08:24 PM
I never thought it was NOT going to be a blowout. But they would have blown out WVU, VATech, Mizzou, KU.....

Only OU, LSU and tOSU could beat USC right now.

PLAYOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Betcha even if we win they rankl USC ahead of us in the final pole.

AJ

You don't think they'd blow out tOSU?

OUinFLA
1/1/2008, 08:26 PM
Illinois in the red zone.
getting ready to fumble or throw an interception

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 08:26 PM
I never thought it was NOT going to be a blowout. But they would have blown out WVU, VATech, Mizzou, KU.....

Only OU, LSU and tOSU could beat USC right now.

PLAYOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Betcha even if we win they rankl USC ahead of us in the final pole.

AJ
Illinois beat tOSU in C-bus.

I'd say OU, Mizzou, Va-Tech, and LSU would give USC trouble if not beat them. Oh, them, and Stanford.

Cam
1/1/2008, 08:27 PM
Talk about a fluff piece... (http://www.tournamentofroses.com/aboutus/)


Each New Year's Day, the world focuses its attention on Pasadena, California, U.S.A., home of the Rose Parade® and Rose Bowl Game®. It's a celebration more than a century old--a festival of flowers, music and sports unequaled anywhere in the world. The Tournament is more than just a parade and football game. It's America's New Year Celebration, a greeting to the world on the first day of the year, and a salute to the community spirit and love of pageantry that have thrived in Pasadena for more than a century.

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 08:29 PM
Talk about a fluff piece... (http://www.tournamentofroses.com/aboutus/)
:pop:

They make it sounds pretty good.

When is this amazing event going to be on tv?

colleyvillesooner
1/1/2008, 08:30 PM
swing pass on 4th and goal from the 15. Way to quit Illinos

OUinFLA
1/1/2008, 08:31 PM
since the start of the 4th qtr, Ive been watching Kill Bill on my pip.
Uma is in the process of wiping out the 35 asians by herself right now.



it's kinda like watching USC beat down Illinois.

47Wins
1/1/2008, 08:33 PM
It's really simple, if your conference doesn't have a CCG then you don't play in the BCS series, period. And the rose bowl can take their old worn out pre-WWII tradition and matchups and blow it out their kazoo.

MikeInNorman
1/1/2008, 08:35 PM
Illinois is teh succs

meoveryouxinfinity
1/1/2008, 08:36 PM
since the start of the 4th qtr, Ive been watching Kill Bill on my pip.
Uma is in the process of wiping out the 35 asians by herself right now.



it's kinda like watching USC beat down Illinois.
I watched half of 300. (150?)


THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

bluedogok
1/1/2008, 08:41 PM
Must be a Usc team rule that you act like a california prick after scoring. :(
That is a west coast thing, remember the OU-Wahington State Rose Bowl game? I don't think those left coasters have much sense in them, they run their mouths ALL the time no matter f it is prudent or not.

A Sooner in Texas
1/1/2008, 08:46 PM
The earth is so lucky to have God Pete Carroll walking among us.





blechhhh.

jkjsooner
1/1/2008, 09:05 PM
I'm tired of hearing about the PAC10/Big10 tradition of the Rose Bowl. Here some former games. I don't see a lot of PAC10/Big10 matchups here. For almost half of the history of the game this was NOT a PAC10/Big10 game...

January 1, 1902 Michigan 49 Stanford 0
January 1, 1916 Washington State 14 Brown 0
January 1, 1917 Oregon 14 Pennsylvania 0
January 1, 1918 Mare Island - USMC 19 Camp Lewis - US Army 7
January 1, 1919 Great Lakes - US Navy 17 Mare Island 0
January 1, 1920 Harvard 7 Oregon 6
January 1, 1921 California 28 Ohio State 0
January 2, 1922 California 0 Washington & Jefferson 0
January 1, 1923 Southern California 14 Penn State 3
January 1, 1924 Washington 14 Navy 14
January 1, 1925 Notre Dame 27 Stanford 10
January 1, 1926 Alabama 20 Washington 19
January 1, 1927 Alabama 7 Stanford 7
January 2, 1928 Stanford 7 Pittsburgh 6
January 1, 1929 Georgia Tech 8 California 7
January 1, 1930 Southern California 47 Pittsburgh 14
January 1, 1931 Alabama 24 Washington State 0
January 1, 1932 Southern California 21 Tulane 12
January 2, 1933 Southern California 35 Pittsburgh 0
January 1, 1934 Columbia 7 Stanford 0
January 1, 1935 Alabama 29 Stanford 13
January 1, 1936 Stanford 7 SMU 0
January 1, 1937 Pittsburgh 21 Washington 0
January 1, 1938 California 13 Alabama 0
January 2, 1939 Southern California 7 Duke 3
January 1, 1940 Southern California 14 Tennessee 0
January 1, 1941 Stanford 21 Nebraska 13
January 1, 1942** Oregon State 20 Duke 16
January 1, 1943 Georgia 9 UCLA 0
January 1, 1944 Southern California 29 Washington 0
January 1, 1945 Southern California 25 Tennessee 0
January 1, 1946 Alabama 34 Southern California 14

TUSooner
1/1/2008, 09:12 PM
If the "Rose Bowl Game" committee doesn't realize what a travesty this game was, they should have observed how USC played it. USuC knew Illinois didn't belong, and they treated Illinois and the game with no respct -- like the joke it was.

JohnnyMack
1/1/2008, 10:32 PM
USC is playing really well right now. I think they could win an 8 team tournament.

tulsaoilerfan
1/1/2008, 10:44 PM
When Jerry World opens, i hope the Cotton Bowl replaces this sham of a bowl in the BCS mix

Johnny Utah
1/1/2008, 11:03 PM
That is a west coast thing, remember the OU-Wahington State Rose Bowl game? I don't think those left coasters have much sense in them, they run their mouths ALL the time no matter f it is prudent or not.

I dunno ... living in the ATL I see a lot of Florida and Georgia (as well as their replays all season) and they seem way worse than SUC ... almost like a gang mentality. Meatchicken handled Florida the right way by punching them in the mouth from the very start of the game and not letting them get into their packdog persona.