Dead Collie vrs Dead coach thread

[olevetonahill]

Have it :D

[Blues1]

Amen Brother - Lets get Rockin' ...... :)

[olevetonahill]

Pas stop dead dogs

[Newbomb Turk]

I don't really care for either team.

kinda like watching oswho and texass.

[TUSooner]

I want aTm to win because of the confenrce thing, but otherwise I'd be for the Olde Guy.
Kinda like I wanted Miss St. to lose because they are in the SEC, but I like Sly Croom.
BTW - aTm got skaRUDE on that spot. I guess bad officiating will be the key :rolleyes:

[FirstandGoal]

So have we decided what we are going to drink to during this game?

[Newbomb Turk]

So have we decided what we are going to drink to during this game?

anything and everything.

[TUSooner]

So have we decided what we are going to drink to during this game?
icy vodka, chased by an occasional brewski (Looks like Heinie Lights are all we have. They'll do.)

PSU FG try: NO GOOD!
serves 'em right

[olevetonahill]

So have we decided what we are going to drink to during this game?
Any Play that gains yards or any play that dont
Drink

[FirstandGoal]

Well this seems like a good place to hang out for a while then ;)

[sooneron]

Figures, I take the old guy in pick'em and atm decides to show some decent play calling.

[Newbomb Turk]

Figures, I take the old guy in pick'em and atm decides to show some decent play calling.

same here.

[sooneron]

ATM with the triple option, it seems...

[FirstandGoal]

TD

EVeryone drink!

[TUSooner]

Figures, I take the old guy in pick'em and atm decides to show some decent play calling.

Yep, Maybe getting rid of Franny is just what they needed.

TD Aggies

aTm 7
Pa St 0

[Newbomb Turk]

TD

EVeryone drink!

done!

[sooneron]

done!
ugh, no thanks:(

[olevetonahill]

I aint stopped :P

[Newbomb Turk]

ugh, no thanks:(
lightweight.

everytime I think I want to pull for atm, they show them gay cheer d00ds.

damn I hate both teams.

[sooneron]

lightweight.

everytime I think I want to pull for atm, they show them gay cheer d00ds.

damn I hate both teams.
Tough to pull for the gomers. I think I'll pull for a meltdown of some sort. Kinda waiting for the car crash.

You have NO idea how bad that hangover was. NO IDEA. I saw an ad for Johnnie Black earlier and my mouth started clinching up.

[olevetonahill]

lightweight.

everytime I think I want to pull for atm, they show them gay cheer d00ds.

damn I hate both teams.
I aint rootin fer No team that grabs their Root

[sooneron]

Good LORD!

[TUSooner]

TD for the pooches

aTm 14
Pa St 0

[sooneron]

Heh, I only put 4 confidence points on Joe Pa et al.

[Newbomb Turk]

Heh, I only put 4 confidence points on Joe Pa et al.

I think I went low confidence too.

[olevetonahill]

I gots em at 11 points

[sooneron]

Yay!! Generic uniform dudes!!!

[Sooner5030]

AFN just switched to the game and it's 14-0 A&M. I actually got to watch a double OT victory over WVU by our basketball team while waiting for this game.

[kingsby]

is it just me or does Penn State seem way slower than collies.

[TUSooner]

Well, let's see. I've got 25 confidence points on Pa St, and I had 30 on Blue Turf St.

crap :(

[sooneron]

is it just me or does Penn State seem way slower than collies.
YOu could have a team consisting of Michael Johnson and Carl Lewis and they'd look slow in those unis.

[OUinFLA]

ok, you have a 486 pound fullback , so on 3 and 2 you try to run a sweep?
aggie football confuses me.

[TUSooner]

ok, you have a 486 pound fullback , so on 3 and 2 you try to run a sweep?
aggie football confuses me.

I thought maybe with Fran gone they might do something smart. Guess not.

C'mon aggs, stuff 'em.

[sooneron]

Nice catch.

[OUinFLA]

Dear aTm #18, please turn around a check out the ball now and then.

[olevetonahill]

What was up with the ag hittin the Pa punter ?

[OUinFLA]

lol,
"the ground can't assist the catch"

one minute later...

"as long as the ball is in his grasp, I think it's a catch"

[soonermeteor]

I think that was a catch.

[TUSooner]

crap. a rainbow for a TD. I never thought that had a chance
NOT good coverage

[olevetonahill]

lol,
"the ground can't assist the catch"

one minute later...

"as long as the ball is in his grasp, I think it's a catch"
Dude had the Ball

[soonerwalt]

Quickly....

Catch Yes or NO??

[King Crimson]

red hook and bourbon here at casa KC. i guess i'll pull for ATM though i don't like em at all and all 3 people i know who went to PSU are standup guys and appear to have a good education.

big W for the basketball Sooners.

nice little highlight package on ESPN just now.

[TUSooner]

aTm 14
Pa St 7
Good catch; lame coverage. Look for more of the same.

[FirstandGoal]

Screw it. Either way, let's drink

[OUinFLA]

geeze, I thought it was snowing inside the dome, then I realized it was some computer trickery.

[sooneron]

Craig James' cackling is making this game downright unbearable.

[OUinFLA]

Screw it. Either way, let's drink


must...... resist.......temptation.........


:D

[OUinFLA]

JaPorky as a wideout?

Im further confused by aggie football.

[olevetonahill]

Screw it. Either way, let's drink
My kinda woman ;) :D

[TUSooner]

What's up with this passing ****? :mad:

[FirstandGoal]

oh.
my.
goodness.

[soonermeteor]

Collie's cough up the ball at the 10... easy chance to score for penn

[OUinFLA]

well, aggies played pretty well for 20 minutes.
too bad this is not 8th grade football............. oh, wait

[olevetonahill]

Either way, let's drink and Screw
I couldnt Ouinfla :hot:

[TUSooner]

aTm implodes
Stupid ****ing . . . . . AGGIES. <shakes head>

TD Pa St

aTm 14
Pa St 14

[TUSooner]

This game is becoming an Aggie joke in progress

[Newbomb Turk]

This game is becoming an Aggie joke in progress

luckily for the aggie fans, they are used to it.

[FirstandGoal]

Now all we need is for some moron's retarded stepson to go out on the field and touch the ball and we have ourselves a game.

[olevetonahill]

Now all we need is for some moron's retarded stepson to go out on the field and touch the ball and we have ourselves a game.
I just saw a retarded lookin aggie redhead will he do ?

[olevetonahill]

The Aggies Are a joke in progress

Fixed that fer ya Kev ;)

[TUSooner]

Look for a bomb on 1st down

[TUSooner]

Look for a bomb on 1st down
uhh
n/m

[FirstandGoal]

I just saw a retarded lookin aggie redhead will he do ?

We might have to settle for that. Does he look anything like Mac?

[olevetonahill]

We might have to settle for that. Does he look anything like Mac?
DUH I said he was retarded lookin !:confused: ;) :D

[FirstandGoal]

DUH I said he was retarded lookin !:confused: ;) :D


:O

[sooneron]

Morelli cannot throw for ****.

[TUSooner]

NEWS FLASH:
Refs are for Pa St.

[olevetonahill]

NEWS FLASH:
Refs are for Pa St.
Why you think I picked em to win ????

[sooneron]

Giants just went up on the pats - 21-16.

[olevetonahill]

Giants just went up on the pats - 21-16.
And I care , WHY ?

[sooneron]

And I care , WHY ?
Pipe down, slappy it was a PSA. For those that might care.

[OUinFLA]

Courtney is hittable

[sooneron]

Courtney is hittable
yep

[Newbomb Turk]

JoePa - "early in the game we were a little lethargic"
how can he tell the difference.

[olevetonahill]

Courtney is hittable
Well DUH

[FirstandGoal]

Heh,

As Lou is talking, the banner "flomax halftime report" was right under him.


Pure comedy gold that was.

[olevetonahill]

Heh,

As Lou is talking, the banner "flomax halftime report" was right under him.


Pure comedy gold that was.
He needs it !

[FirstandGoal]

WTF????

They shaved letters in thier heads?

[OUinFLA]

I'd say Red Bryant eats at the same buffet as JaPorky.

[OUinFLA]

McGee completes another pass

[sooneron]

The good news : atm intercepts
The Bad: their ball on the 2 :D

[OUinFLA]

this is almost as fun as the texas game
nice latteral,
nice fumble
nice recovery
for a gain.

[olevetonahill]

I just saw Female lookin aggies in Uniform :eek:
Whos Nuts do they Grab ?:confused:

[FirstandGoal]

I just saw Female lookin aggies in Uniform :eek:
Whos Nuts do they Grab ?:confused:


:rolleyes:

[olevetonahill]

:rolleyes:
Well ? answer the ?:confused:

[FirstandGoal]

Well, that answer would be easy if this game were being sponsored by Emerald Nuts instead of Flomax. :P

[OUinFLA]

go Big XII

17 all

[FirstandGoal]

DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[olevetonahill]

DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ill Drink to anythin
But I still wanta know the answer !

[FirstandGoal]

Ill Drink to anythin
But I still wanta know the answer !


I got nuttin'


;)

[olevetonahill]

I got nuttin'


;)
Well If you was a Femal aggie
whos Nuts would You grab ?:cool: :pop:

[FirstandGoal]

let's ask these guys (http://blogs.indiewire.com/twhalliii/brokeback.jpg)

[Judge Smails]

DID YOU JUST SEE THAT OLD GUY AGGIE FAN IN THE STANDS PICK HIS NOSE AND EAT HIS BOOGER???!?!!?!

Shades of Chase Daniel!!!

[olevetonahill]

let's ask these guys (http://blogs.indiewire.com/twhalliii/brokeback.jpg)
I asked about a Chick Faggie
Not about Real faggies !:confused:

[olevetonahill]

DID YOU JUST SEE THAT OLD GUY AGGIE FAN IN THE STANDS PICK HIS NOSE AND EAT HIS BOOGER???!?!!?!

Shades of Chase Daniel!!!
I mentioned that in the Drunky thread in the SO :eek:

[orangekaje]

DID YOU JUST SEE THAT OLD GUY AGGIE FAN IN THE STANDS PICK HIS NOSE AND EAT HIS BOOGER???!?!!?!

Shades of Chase Daniel!!!

hahahaha yes. And I went directly to TexAgs to read them talk about it.

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1052094&forum_id=5

[FirstandGoal]

I mentioned that in the Drunky thread in the SO :eek:


Heh

Now that post makes a bit more sense. :D

[orangekaje]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9480/nosepickerfk4.jpg

[olevetonahill]

Heh

Now that post makes a bit more sense. :D
Well Baby when Im drunky Most of My posts DONT make sense !:cool:

[olevetonahill]

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9480/nosepickerfk4.jpg
I like the Pic
I just dont like you so stay red :D

[sooneron]

Hmm, this may turn out to be a decent game if aggy scores here.

[Newbomb Turk]

DID YOU JUST SEE THAT OLD GUY AGGIE FAN IN THE STANDS PICK HIS NOSE AND EAT HIS BOOGER???!?!!?!

Shades of Chase Daniel!!!

"Ten bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose."
"50 bucks says he eats it."

[sooneron]

How aggy, Mcgee falls down.

[olevetonahill]

Stuffed Agie :cool:
Can I put that on My wall ?:D

[sitzpinkler]

wow, that was pathetic

[soonerhubs]

I really don't see why these teams don't take the 3 points.

[olevetonahill]

How aggy, Mcgee falls down.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Q: WHAT'S AN AGGY TO DO?
A: Fall down, of course!

[Hot Rod]

DID YOU JUST SEE THAT OLD GUY AGGIE FAN IN THE STANDS PICK HIS NOSE AND EAT HIS BOOGER???!?!!?!

Shades of Chase Daniel!!!

That didn't suprise me. What suprised me was that he didn't get his finger stuck up there. His fingers were huge!

[sooneron]

Rekkin Creuuuuuuuuw!!

[olevetonahill]

I really don't see why these teams don't take the 3 points.
Uhm Lets see Down By 7 with 7 mins left
Ya gonna go for 3 when ur at the 1 ?
That was a good call to Go for it Just a shatty Play to try !;)

[OUinFLA]

ok, JaPorky weighs between 500 and 900 pounds.
It's 4th and 3 and you're gonna lose if you don't make this 1st down.

WHY THE HECK DO YOU EVEN SUIT JAPORKY UP?

[sooner518]

that playcalling on 4th and 1 was pathetic. was there any doubt what they were going to try when you saw them line up in that formation?

now the J-Train looks like he is about to cry because he was on the bench for that play

EDIT - He is actually crying. wow

[Newbomb Turk]

Javorskie Lane is crying because he knows he should have gone to OU.

[sooneron]

Japorkie crying about a buffet somewhere going unnoticed.

[Hot Rod]

wow, that was pathetic

I'm still trying to figure how this team beat the same Texas team that played a few nights ago.

[olevetonahill]

Jtrain is a whinny bitch :D

[sooneron]

Sweet! Dike Corps members!

[Newbomb Turk]

the more I watch the freeking retarded aggie cheerleaders and corp fags, the more I want PSU to win. I don't care about the big-12, big-10 crap.

[olevetonahill]

ok, JaPorky weighs between 500 and 900 pounds.
It's 4th and 3 and you're gonna lose if you don't make this 1st down.

WHY THE HECK DO YOU EVEN SUIT JAPORKY UP?
Cause the Dead dog aggies are as Dumb as the UCLA AD ?:D

[devOUt]

No matter who coaches or plays for them, the aggies blow.

[r5TPsooner]

You can make fun of Lane all you want to, but I'd rather have a kid like that who wants to win and is passionate, rather than a guy like Bomar or the fake Roy Williams who are only out for themselves.

Just sayin.

[sooneron]

That is classic! Craig James (big time cheater from smu) touting the hiring of Newweasel at ucla.

[olevetonahill]

Sweet! Dike Corps members!
Ive been askin . Whos Nuts do they Grab ?:confused:

[sooneron]

Ive been askin . Whos Nuts do they Grab ?:confused:
Maybe they just punch each other in the ovaries! :D

[OUinFLA]

Ok, why is there an ad for "the Cypher Stint" on tv?

It's not like any of us are going to go to our cardio doc and say....

Alright, since I need a stint, I want a Cyper !
Otherwise, I'm going to the Cardio down the street where they listen to me.

[olevetonahill]

Maybe they just punch each other in the ovaries! :D
There Is that !

[r5TPsooner]

I'm not actually cheering for A&M per say, but the Big XII instead.

[OUinFLA]

You can make fun of Lane all you want to, but I'd rather have a kid like that who wants to win and is passionate, rather than a guy like Bomar or the fake Roy Williams who are only out for themselves.

Just sayin.

agree r5, but since he's already there, why not give him the ball?

[FirstandGoal]

Ive been askin . Whos Nuts do they Grab ?:confused:

Maybe they wear strap-ons

[Youngsooner]

I've been out... how's the game been

[sooneron]

Ok, why is there an ad for "the Cypher Stint" on tv?

It's not like any of us are going to go to our cardio doc and say....

Alright, since I need a stint, I want a Cyper !
Otherwise, I'm going to the Cardio down the street where they listen to me.
Uh, that must be a demographically targeted ad in YOUR region.

[r5TPsooner]

A&M beat UT right?

How in the hell did that happen again?

[olevetonahill]

You can make fun of Lane all you want to, but I'd rather have a kid like that who wants to win and is passionate, rather than a guy like Bomar or the fake Roy Williams who are only out for themselves.

Just sayin.
Ill Neg ya fer that , and Make fun of an idiot that wants to rip his jersey off then Crys !:pop:

[r5TPsooner]

agree r5, but since he's already there, why not give him the ball?


If you mean giving Javorskie the ball on 4th down then I totally agree.

[OUinFLA]

Uh, that must be a demographically targeted ad in YOUR region.

Oh, yeah ......... the stint capital of the world.

[olevetonahill]

Maybe they wear strap-ons
Finally an answer that makes sense !;)

[sooner518]

watching the aggots try to convert 3rd and 20 is just laughable. these guys are totally inept.

[r5TPsooner]

Ill Neg ya fer that , and Make fun of an idiot that wants to rip his jersey off then Crys !:pop:


kinda ghey but whatever floats your boat old man.

[sooneron]

Oh, yeah ......... the stint capital of the world.
It's not?:D :D

[sooneron]

Thanks for those 4 big confidence points JoegramPa.

[colleyvillesooner]

What a pathetic second half by the Ags.

[devOUt]

Joe Pa is 22-10-1 in bowl games. We hung 2 of those losses on him.

[olevetonahill]

kinda ghey but whatever floats your boat old man.
I possed ya fer that post
But help me out here
what was ghey ?
The neg or LMFAO at a cry baby ?:confused:

[FirstandGoal]

game over

[r5TPsooner]

I possed ya fer that post
But help me out here
what was ghey ?
The neg or LMFAO at a cry baby ?:confused:


no biggie vet. live and learn. the neg was kinda ghey but whatever. I'll drink one in your honor.

What you saw as being a cry baby I saw as passionate about wanting the ball in crunch time. We probably just come from different eras, no biggie really.

[Youngsooner]

1-1 for the big 12

[olevetonahill]

game over
And Im perfect on the Day :cool:

[r5TPsooner]

I hate losing to the Big Ten. Not running Javorskie on 4th & 1 was just FUGGIN STOOPID!@

[soonermeteor]

Nice Job ags.... they lost a virtual home game. :rolleyes:

[devOUt]

There were some classic aggie moments in this one

[Octavian]

There were some classic aggie moments in this one


Crying in Football Lives Here

[olevetonahill]

no biggie vet. live and learn. the neg was kinda ghey but whatever. I'll drink one in your honor.

What you saw as being a cry baby I saw as passionate about wanting the ball in crunch time. We probably just come from different eras, no biggie really.
I understood the emotion Of wanting the Ball
I didnt understand the wantin to rip the Jersey Off and crying
Im sorry but didnt OU get dissed For a Lil Kid Crying after the Buff loss ?
That was a LIL kid Not a OU player :confused:

[r5TPsooner]

I understood the emotion Of wanting the Ball
I didnt understand the wantin to rip the Jersey Off and crying
Im sorry but didnt OU get dissed For a Lil Kid Crying after the Buff loss ?
That was a LIL kid Not a OU player :confused:

I didn't see him pull his jersey off or I would have thrown my remote control at him.:D

[Octavian]

crying after a heartbreaking loss and in-game crying are two different things.

[TUSooner]

There were some classic aggie moments in this one
Yep.
An underwhelming performance worthy of . . . . aggies.
I'll take the confidence points, but I'd rather have had a Big XII win

[olevetonahill]

I didn't see him pull his jersey off or I would have thrown my remote control at him.:D
The side line bitch was saying he was tryin , and then they showed him cryin like a lil bitch
If Im wrong Ill appoligise
But thats what I heard and saw :)

[bluedogok]

Ive been askin . Whos Nuts do they Grab ?:confused:
Maybe they pull the TruckNutz (http://www.trucknutz.com/) off their pickups and wear them during the game.


I hate losing to the Big Ten. Not running Javorskie on 4th & 1 was just FUGGIN STOOPID!@
He did Fran proud.....


Nice Job ags.... they lost a virtual home game. :rolleyes:
Maybe they should quit playing games there, they should have lost to Army there last year if not for an Aggie-style call at the end of the game by Bobby Ross.

[r5TPsooner]

The side line bitch was saying he was tryin , and then they showed him cryin like a lil bitch
If Im wrong Ill appoligise
But thats what I heard and saw :)


There was no way in hell he was getting his jersey and pads off without help from at least two of the equipment guys. He's about a 4XL and the jersey he was wearing tonite is about a 2XL.:D

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I hate losing to the Big Ten. Not running Javorskie on 4th & 1 was just FUGGIN STOOPID!@Or a QB sneak. They needed 1/2 yd!

[BoulderSooner79]

Or a QB sneak. They needed 1/2 yd!

Argh. Even with the play they called, it would have worked if the QB recognizes the D, forgets the pitch and ducks into the line. A disappointing ending, but I thought the aggies would get blown out. I figured aTm and KU as losers and the big XII having a shot at 6-2. Of course if OU wins and the conference goes 2-6, I'll still be celebrating ;)