Neighborhood Turkey Fry Tomorrow

[phead903]

We have a tradition on our street - every year between Christmas and New Years' Day we get together and fry up a mess of turkeys. Everyone brings a side dish and some adult beverages and we have a damn good time all day long.

Tomorrow is the 2007 version and it's at my house tomorrow - got my turke fryer, my outdoor fire pit, a fridge full of beer and a full bottle of Knob Creek in addition to a freezer full of gin, vodka, tequila, and Hot Damn!

It oughta' be fun - if any of you hillbillys are in Ft Smith, come on by!

[FirstandGoal]

Sounds like a great time. Except I am in Edmond :(

[phead903]

you can be here in 3 hours!

Come on down!!

[FirstandGoal]

I wish. Gotta work this weekend. :mad:

[phead903]

Next time, FnG, next time!

[Okla-homey]

PSA:
Multi-gallon vessels of 350 degree peanut oil, open flames and alcohol are not a good combination.

sorry, forgot the winkie.

[soonerboomer93]

so they're having cold Hot Damn!?

[1stTimeCaller]

PSA:
Have a good time, not everyone thinks you are a dumbass and will burn your neighborhood down, especially as this is not the first time y'all have done this.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Hillbilly turkey fry!

http://www.greenvillenc.gov/uploadedImages/Departments/Fire_Department/Information/Prevention/turkey.jpg

[King Crimson]

sounds like a good time.

[1stTimeCaller]

make sure you guys look both ways before crossing the street and don't stare into the sun!

[Newbomb Turk]

and no running with scissors.

[StoopTroup]

Heh Flag....

Have any of you seen the Mythbusters where they drop the turkey into the fryer from 5-10 feet in the air?

As I remember they drop a frozen one too.

I wouldn't want to be around the splash but the flame part really seemed to take some doing.

[Mjcpr]

Make sure you have a lot of water nearby in case there is a fire!

[StoopTroup]

We cooked a Turkey in a fryer on one of our hunting trips...

Later that night we poured the used peanut oil on the campfire.

I'm pretty sure you could see our campfire from space. :D

[critical_phil]

phead, please remember to wait 30 minutes after eating before you go swimming.


ywia.

[StoopTroup]

Turkey Fryer PSA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqemKVTf_38) :D :eek:

[StoopTroup]

Heh! "Ohio State!"

Blast: Deep Fried Disaster (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS7ednJ1JHs&feature=related)

[phead903]

Well, we had a wonderful time - started the fire around noon and the first turkey breast was done by 1:00 - we cooked 4 turkeys, 3 hens, 1 turkey breast and 3 cornish game hens by about 5:00 p.m. Had about 20 people here at the most, and just got through cleaning the kitchen (thanks, SG06!). We burned the fire pit all day from noon unitl 10:00, ingested a lot of adult beverages and had a great time!

Will have a lot of clean-up in the garage tomorrow, but it was well worth it!

Oh, and no fires that we couldn't control!

[Newbomb Turk]

sounds fun.

what does a cornish game hen take to fry - 2 minutes?

[Mongo]

did you burn up the block?

PSA: Pulling the skin out on your scrotum maximizes the skin to razor head contact for a perfectly smoov scrote

[FirstandGoal]

Thanks for keeping us posted phead, I was wondering how the shindig went.

[phead903]

sounds fun.

what does a cornish game hen take to fry - 2 minutes?

We stacked 'em all at once on the skewer!

took about 15 minutes!

[phead903]

Thanks for keeping us posted phead, I was wondering how the shindig went.

And now, I'll let SG06 comment on the festivities:

It was just wonderful! All the neighbors came over, young and old alike. All of the neighborhood kids came over and decorated the Kids Christmas tree with the ornaments that they made and painted a few weeks ago. I'm not sure who had a better time, the kids decorating the tree or the adults watching them.

The guys were drinking their drinks and smoking their cigars while the women were doing their typical talking and sharing of recipes. Kids running around all over the place, running through the leaves, riding their bikes and scooters and just enjoying being kids. Out of 9 kids there were only 2 girls ages 7 and 3. You can imagine the drama that took place with the girls being out numbered by the boys.

We had the fire pit going all afternoon and well into the evening. At one time we got some sticks and roasted marshmellows. Everyone enjoyed that immensely. I think most of us just about ate ourselves silly on the roasted marshmellows. It was great!

phead is very blessed and fortunate to have such amazing friends and neighbors. I'm glad I was able to be a part of something so special.

[olevetonahill]

What time does this shindig Start ?
I dont wanta Miss it !:confused:

[OU-HSV]

Mmmm. Fried turkey is this shiznit

[StoopTroup]

did you burn up the block?

PSA: Pulling the skin out on your scrotum maximizes the skin to razor head contact for a perfectly smoov scrote
Well.....isn't that special. :eek:

[phead903]

Well.....isn't that special. :eek:

Seems like I read that somewhere else, too!!:D

[HskrGrl]

PSA: Pulling the skin out on your scrotum maximizes the skin to razor head contact for a perfectly smoov scrote

you are kidding me right? I guess you just have started out shaving scrotums. you want to limit razor contact...
Oh sorry. Nevermind.

Phead, I'm glad you guys had a great time and there were no major disasters. Did you wear full fireman garb while you were frying?

[Newbomb Turk]

all true scrotum shavers use a classical straight razor and leather sharpening strap.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Heh Flag....

Have any of you seen the Mythbusters where they drop the turkey into the fryer from 5-10 feet in the air?

As I remember they drop a frozen one too.

I wouldn't want to be around the splash but the flame part really seemed to take some doing.No I'm always too busy looking at Kari.

[SoonerGirl06]

all true scrotum shavers use a classical straight razor and leather sharpening strap.

Would you please relay that message to phead. I'm tired of finding long hairs in the blades of my razor.

TIA

[SoonerGirl06]

you are kidding me right? I guess you just have started out shaving scrotums. you want to limit razor contact...
Oh sorry. Nevermind.

Phead, I'm glad you guys had a great time and there were no major disasters. Did you wear full fireman garb while you were frying?


No fireman gard, but he did have on his Margaritaville apron and Underarmour knit hat. I should have taken a pic...:( cuz he looked so hawt! :D

If any of you f'n hillbillies get the chance or an invite to attend one of pheads get togethers... ya need to go. The man knows how to throw a shindig.

[Newbomb Turk]

Would you please relay that message to phead. I'm tired of finding long hairs in the blades of my razor.

TIA
will do.

I also will tell him to get a beaver whisker brush and old fashioned shaving soap.

[SoonerGirl06]

Great idea. Thanks.

Where would one go to find a beaver whiskered brush?

[Newbomb Turk]

Great idea. Thanks.

Where would one go to find a beaver whiskered brush?

there's a PSA thread somewhere I'm sure.

[SoonerGirl06]

I will do a search.

[HskrGrl]

Looks like you could have gotten one for your Christmas tree
http://www.christmasinprescott.com/jw131343.html

[phead903]

QUIT TRYING TI HI-JACK MY TURKEY FRYING THREAD!!!

[HskrGrl]

Ummm I don't think they are trying any more. They've done it. :P

[Newbomb Turk]

QUIT TRYING TI HI-JACK MY TURKEY FRYING THREAD!!!

but there's important scrotum shaving stuff sg06 wants you to know about.

[SoonerGirl06]

Looks like you could have gotten one for your Christmas tree
http://www.christmasinprescott.com/jw131343.html

A Beaver ornament! That's way better than the Electric Sex and totally more awesome than the pink flamingo.

[SoonerGirl06]

QUIT TRYING TI HI-JACK MY TURKEY FRYING THREAD!!!

But honey... there's some valuable information to be obtained about Beaver brushes.

I never realized how chocked full of info Newbomb is.