Coach Clap on! Clap off! vs Those little dudes with pitchforks

[KC//CRIMSON]

http://www.public.asu.edu/~icsaff/sparky.gif by 10:mack:

[KC//CRIMSON]

Why do teams short kick? Good gawd.

[soonermeteor]

geeze mack, still trying to get rid of that last A&M loss:rolleyes:

[soonermeteor]

oh god jake plummer is doing the ASU lineup....... gross :O


and macky already throwing a fit worthy of gundy

[KC//CRIMSON]

Careful Mack or you'll cardiac right there on the twenty.

[soonermeteor]

Whorns score first, up 7 ...... hard to hear that theme song without feeling ill

[KC//CRIMSON]

This is what happens when you're too chicken**** to kick it deep.

Ole Yellow Teeth - 7
Chicken**** - 0

[Octavian]

they looked sharp on the opening drive

[Octavian]

Holiday Bowl usually changes momentum like a March Madness game....we'll see

[colleyvillesooner]

Hi, I'm Jake Plummer. I got fat and grew a beard. ;)

[OUinFLA]

Hi, I'm Jake Plummer. I got fat and grew a beard. ;)

My name IS NOT Jake Plummer !



oh............ you didn't mean me?

[KC//CRIMSON]

Hi, I'm Jake Plummer. I like pot and twinkies.

[illinisooner]

clap clap clap...

[Blues1]

Beef jerky comericals stupid --- When with Arizona State on this one.... Why...?? --- :)

[FirstandGoal]

As long as they don't show the fat-man DP commercial its all good.

[soonermeteor]

yeah, broncos would settle to be back with jake plummer :rolleyes: ... uhm no, what they wouldnt settle for was jake imploding in the playoffs

[Blues1]

Knee was down....WHAT DO i KNOW....

[KC//CRIMSON]

Knee was down before it was stripped.

[KC//CRIMSON]

Somebody better wake up.....

[The Maestro]

Well, I for one am glad the fourth best team in the Big 12 is beating the crap out of the Pac 10 co-champ right now. The Big 12 needs more respect. Of course, ASU has played this way all season...fall down big and rally back...except for the USC game.

[olevetonahill]

Hi, I'm Jake Plummer. I like pot and twinkies.
My Name is Not Jake Plummer !
Oh you didnt mean me ?

[MamaMia]

Uh oh. Looks like McCoy is out and Texas has an option quarterback in there now. John Chiles.

[soonerwalt]

OMG!!! Did Herbie just compare John Childs to VY?

[r5TPsooner]

Looked like a fumble to me.

[Leroy Lizard]

ASU can't do anything right. UT can't do anything wrong. This is going to get ugly.

[olevetonahill]

That was interferince

[olevetonahill]

Did mack Blow all the zebras befor the Game ?

[FirstandGoal]

Wow, that really looked like interference to me.

[r5TPsooner]

Herbie: "Texas came to play tonite."

What a yahoo.

[soonerwalt]

dont know bout that but that "LAY" over at DFW was interesting;)

[soonerwalt]

does this kid know what "Looking off a receiver" means?

[Blues1]

Texas defense looks good -- So Far..

[Leroy Lizard]

Carpenter is terrible.

So is the rest of the ASU team.

[IronSooner]

Terrific Pac-10 defense. Man these guys are awful.

[soonerwalt]

ASU.... Arizona Sucks Univ.

[Blues1]

Call Central Michigan....That was Good...!!!! -- :)

[soonermeteor]

God, they just fell over and let Charles through.


Remember, as good as Texas looks we beat them. :D

[KC//CRIMSON]

Somebody tell ASU this isn't flag football. Pa-thet-ic.

[SoonerBOI]

Texas giving ASU a football clinic right now.

[soonerwalt]

Somebody tell ASU this isn't flag football. Pa-thet-ic.


Don't care who you are thats funny:D

[r5TPsooner]

Carpenter = couldn't hold Bradford's jock strap.

[SoonerBacker]

As much as I hate the Whorns, I have to admit that it's good for the Big XII - so far - especially since we beat them in October. I hope they can keep it up and win this one for the conference.

And when the Whorn band plays, just sing "texASS Bites." :pop:

[Leroy Lizard]

Texas has far more talent and is clearly the better team. So a lot of ASU's suckiness is due to Texas' good play.

But that doesn't explain a QB who underthrows his WR by five yards, or the complete inability to tackle on defense. This ASU team is horrid.

[r5TPsooner]

Hey ASU... this ain't intramural football!

[Leroy Lizard]

Okay, it's third and three. You're down by 21. Let's see you play like winner, ASU.

[olevetonahill]

This game succs like the :texan: s

[olevetonahill]

Bout time

[IronSooner]

Rudy Carpenter's strengths as a quarterback you ask?

Throwing the ball out of bounds.

Yelling back at UT players.

Handing the ball off.

There ya go Musburger.

[Leroy Lizard]

Carpenter is limping. I don't see how it make him any worse. On that last play, only UT players had a chance to catch it.

[r5TPsooner]

Erickson probably wishes he had a bourbon & coke about now.

[Leroy Lizard]

IronSooner, you forgot:

Acting hurt.

[FirstandGoal]

How in the hell was this ****ing ASU team ranked #1 earlier this season? :confused:

[Hot Rod]

I think Texas' luck as to go with Frodo being there on the sidelines behind Macky Brown.

[soonerwalt]

Good job espn. way to find the worst former coach in history to give game analysis

[r5TPsooner]

Dear ASU,

Welcome to playing a real football team that plays in a real conference.

Signed,
Big XII Conference

[SoonerBOI]

No. 11 Solar Devils = overrated.

[Leroy Lizard]

IronSooner,

You forgot:

Throwing the ball backwards for an easy fumble.

[goingoneight]

Is that a lateral? Damn, Texas gets lucky on that all the time!

[OUinFLA]

heh, well there's an assistant coach that is gonna have a sore azzhole about halftime.

[TopDaugIn2000]

this is gonna be good....

[soonermeteor]

wow, pretty exciting series of events here.... i dont think the guy had his hand on the ball though

[IronSooner]

Carpenter displaying even more stupifying skills by the minute

[r5TPsooner]

Trudy likes to run his mouth a lot.

[12]

Clearly in over their heads... the pitfalls of the bowl season.

[FirstandGoal]

I really want to think that Texass is just getting lucky, but that is just the crimson glasses I am wearing, I think.

Dayum... whorns are looking good tonight. :O

[meoveryouxinfinity]

Texas: Where our coaches would score worse than Vince Young on the wonderlic

[OUinFLA]

anyone gonna get that coach's name?

[Leroy Lizard]

Shouldn't the UT coach be flagged for being on the field?

[r5TPsooner]

poooooooooor trudy. If he threw the ball like he runs his mouth he'd be all world.

[Hot Rod]

"Well, lookey there fellas that ball's coming right to me, I should pick it up....WAIT! It's still on the field!"

[TopDaugIn2000]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[KC//CRIMSON]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

[soonerwalt]

Do they not have a helmet to helmet rule in college?

[OUinFLA]

OH MY!
Fire that dip****

[Hot Rod]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

I second that!

[OUinFLA]

Im thinkin we have a new video clip we will see a lot in the near future.

[soonermeteor]

I think Texas has gotten some calls to go their way but I dont think he touched that ball. It went at his thumb but neither the rotation nor the ball changed direction.

[SoonerBOI]

Wow sudden turn of events.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

One: Gotta say I love Big XII pwnage of the Pathetic 10. Yes, even if it is Texas.

Two: Love it that the little sideline turd screwed the pooch like that. Can you say "You're FIRED!"

[soonerwalt]

mack daddy looks in pain

[r5TPsooner]

TRUDY! TRUDY! TRUDY!

[Leroy Lizard]

Half the coaching staff was on the field. And they had already been given the warning. They should have been flagged, regardless.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

dude, someone please get a screenshot ASAP!

[OUinFLA]

can someone capture that "stunned horn" for a pic?

[FirstandGoal]

I love it

:D

[Hot Rod]

Is he crying now?

[A Sooner in Texas]

HOLY S**T!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....ah hell, my fingers are gettin' tired.

Mack's reaction was the funniest damn thing I've seen all season!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IronSooner]

LOL. That's classic. Please tell me somebody is tivoing this

[Petro-Sooner]

texas is funny

[OUinFLA]

did he say "Ken Wagers"

[Sooner98]

Hmm, I call B.S. here - I didn't see any indisputable evidence that the ball touched that guy's hand.

[SoonerBacker]

If the Whorns lose this game, that kid is gonna have to move out of texASS.

[The Maestro]

I feel bad for the guy himself. He didn't touch the ball.

But I wanna know about the meltdown on hornfans!

[TopDaugIn2000]

that poor dumb kid is TOAST

[KC//CRIMSON]

YES!!!!

[SoonerBOI]

TD Solar Devils!

[bluedogok]

Half the coaching staff was on the field. And they had already been given the warning. They should have been flagged, regardless.
McCoy and the rest of the offense had started walking onto the field as well. They need some sideline control over there, those reasons might have been why they gave the ball back to ASU even if he didn't touch it. Is the booth guy an SEC official as well?

[A Sooner in Texas]

TD ASU!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sooner98]

Texas just got "Bartman'd".

[Hot Rod]

"If only I didn't reach for dat ball"

[OUinFLA]

well, page 5 is now 120 characters wide.
:D

[SoonerBOI]

Mike clark, you're fired!!!!!!!!!!!
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/3351/mikeclarkyf8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[soonerwalt]

***Scoring update***


utERUS 21

Sparkys and the
former tejas grad asst. 7

[Vaevictis]

Hmm, I call B.S. here - I didn't see any indisputable evidence that the ball touched that guy's hand.

Hell, I thought the replay was evidence that he didn't touch it. As far as I could tell, the ball didn't change trajectory.

[Hot Rod]

"You play with your balls alot!" - Dale Griffith

[OUinFLA]

well, his posiition on the team seems to be....
Vegas Spread Inforcer

[A Sooner in Texas]

Now ESPN is trying to get his name so everyone in Texas can find him and kill him.
Seriously, if the whorns lose, there is gonna be a lynch mob meetin' the bus he's on in El Paso.

[TopDaugIn2000]

ESPN lady: "His name is Chris, no one wants to give his last name, they don't want to embarrass him"

uhhhhhhhhh. yeah.

[r5TPsooner]

UT got F'd on that call.

[Jack T.]

Somebody please tell me Mussburger won't be calling our game next week.

[soonermeteor]

oh my god.... colt and charles looked like a comedy club

[A Sooner in Texas]

Do I sense a whorn implosion? They're really letting this get to them.

[OUinFLA]

I feel bad for the guy himself. He didn't touch the ball.

But I wanna know about the meltdown on hornfans!


oh, that site seems to be down.
imagine that?

[Boomer Mooner]

Now this is the Texas I remember!

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Texas is shook up, folks.

Lid... our resident Texas gentleman... get out your Valium.

[IronSooner]

Turn worm, TURN!

[TopDaugIn2000]

RUH ROH. texass is having troubles now

[SoonerBOI]

what a momentum shift.

[KC//CRIMSON]

POW!

[Sooner-by-Marriage]

Hell, I thought the replay was evidence that he didn't touch it. As far as I could tell, the ball didn't change trajectory.
That still has to be unsportsmanlike conduct. Being on the field like that and reaching for the ball.

Shouldn't it have been an automatic 1st down as well?

[tommieharris91]

His friends are probably giving him nasty text messages anyway.

But thanks for giving ASU life, whoever you are.

[soonerwalt]

the lugs are coming loose on the whorn wheels

[r5TPsooner]

referees can really f a game up.

[A Sooner in Texas]

Better than Comedy Central, I say! :D

[goingoneight]

Let's see how much "crying" goes on down in Austin if that replay costs them the game momentum-wise. It's been years since I've seen an awful call go against the whorns.

[Vaevictis]

That still has to be unsportsmanlike conduct. Being on the field like that and reaching for the ball.

Maybe, I don't know what the rules are. But the call was that he touched the ball, and I don't think he did.

[soonerloyal]

For pete's sake, I have no love for the 'horns, and yet I can tell this is just ridiculous. Leave the kid alone, you ESPeNies. He didn't touch the ball - and even if he had, the utter classlessness and desperation with which you are chasing this just makes me want an IV of Pepto Bismol. I side with the 'horns on this one. What dumbarses these announcers are.

What's next, a photo of the kid crying as a baby meeting Santa, or them chasing his mama down at the Piggly Wiggly? STFU already. There's a game afoot. That's what you're being overpaid to cover, not this non-story.

[TripleOption14]

Really when it gets right down to it it's the strength coach/get back coach fault. Tell Fatass Lamedog to do his F'ing job!!! I wouldn't be mad at the kid at all. He should have never been out that far in the first place.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

anyone know what Texas's BCS bowl record is?

[IronSooner]

Rudy strikes again!

[KC//CRIMSON]

Did Musberger just say it was Mack's step son? Perfect.

[Sooner98]

It was Mack's step son. I'm guessing he'll keep his job.

[soonermeteor]

Classy ESPN here... did there best to give everyone in america the poor kids name. Was it a dumb move on his part? Yes, but does he deserve the Whorn death threats hes about to be receiving? NO!

[r5TPsooner]

Nice throw Trudy.

I could have completed that pass.

[Leroy Lizard]

Nice throw, Carpenter.

[olevetonahill]

I couldnt care less who wins or loses But that was the funniest shat Ive seen
Ranks up there with Woody Hayes smakin that kid :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[soonerwalt]

macks step son

[TopDaugIn2000]

where'd you hear that? I missed it.

[soonermeteor]

Great coaching there.... 3 runs with charles :rolleyes:

up, nevermind... nice fake

[OUinFLA]

Mack called a fake?

[phead903]

There was no way that the coach touched that ball - even though it's the whorns, I love seeing the Pac-10 being embarassed. And besides, living in Arkie, it's great watching their arch-rival (even though UT could care less about Arkie) win.

Go BIG 12!!:texan:

[bluedogok]

anyone know what Texas's BCS bowl record is?This ain't a BCS game......
What was OU's record after having been to only two of them?

[KC//CRIMSON]

I'd like to nominate Chris/Jessie/whatever his name is for the Pontiac game changing moment.

[insuranceman_22]

Yep it's mac stepson and his name is Jessie....

[TopDaugIn2000]

ok, the ESPN ticker keeps giving "Confidence points" on the bowl games....what the hell are "confidence points"?

[IronSooner]

Ballgame. I can't believe these clowns were being considered for a BCS game at one point

[birddog]

maybe they intentionally told the sideline reporter the wrong name.

[Sooner98]

Cactus Aggy took advantage of the blown review reversal, but Texas made that drive look easy.

[TopDaugIn2000]

ASU gave that one to em in penalty yds

[phead903]

TD Texas!!!

rub it in their faces, BIG 12!!

[r5TPsooner]

WOW

[soonermeteor]

^ yep, they didnt even show that last penalty and I was interested in knowing what the "personal foul" was

[Sooner98]

ok, the ESPN ticker keeps giving "Confidence points" on the bowl games....what the hell are "confidence points"?

The higher the "confidence points", the more that people feel confident in that team winning. In other words, if it's 32 out of 32, that means people feel that is the biggest mismatch of all the bowls. 1 out of 32 means people are the most unsure who is going to win.

[Leroy Lizard]

Texas >> ASU

That's what it boils down to.

[SoonerFaninAZ]

anyone know what Texas's BCS bowl record is?

2-0.

Wins in the 2005 and 2006 Rose Bowls.

[birddog]

ok, the ESPN ticker keeps giving "Confidence points" on the bowl games....what the hell are "confidence points"?

interesting query. maybe something to do with madden football.

[r5TPsooner]

ASU is doing just about everything they can to give UT the game. UT looks so much faster than ASU it's not even funny.

OK, maybe a little funny.

[olevetonahill]

We gots to have a pic of the idiot
He canr be more hated than that Review dude from Oregon

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Nice recovery by Texas, even with the penalty yards. The composed themselves and punched it in. Good for them.

I can't imagine that fella coming out of the locker room after halftime. If so... dude's got some serious cajones.

[12]

God bless Fexas.

[Leroy Lizard]

I do enjoy watching Dennis Erickson's team getting hammered.

[r5TPsooner]

Nice recovery by Texas, even with the penalty yards. The composed themselves and punched it in. Good for them.

I can't imagine that fella coming out of the locker room after halftime. If so... dude's got some serious cajones.


What fella?

[KC//CRIMSON]

TD Texas!!!

rub it in their faces, BIG 12!!


Yeah! Cause people care about conferences!

[OUinFLA]

"let the air show begin"


uh, brent........it's not exactly like asu has been churning up the ground game so far.

[phead903]

I thought that was the ranking of the confidence of the Fiesta Bowl compared to all the other bowls. In other words, there are 32 bowls and they were ranked in confidence (by ESPN on their bowl preview show) as to how confident they (ESPN) were that OU would win.

[olevetonahill]

"let the air show begin"


uh, brent........it's not exactly like asu has been churning up the ground game so far.
Brent aint the sharpest , he makes a Bowling Ball look sharp ;)

[illinisooner]

Arizona St. vs. Kansas would be a good game. This is a game I hate to be right about; although I'm rooting against the Horns, I fully expected them to be winning by now. They are who I thought they were!

[r5TPsooner]

This game has been quite entertaining. Even if UT is winning.

[Rock Hard Corn Frog]

Maybe, I don't know what the rules are. But the call was that he touched the ball, and I don't think he did.

After watching the replay several times there is NO WAY that he touched the ball. If the call is that he touched the ball the call was flat out wrong. Funny as hell, but wrong.

Seems to me the call should have been a second sideline warning. You don't get penalized until the 3rd.

Looks like it is going to be a blowout anyway but I can't wait for the farks.

[phead903]

Yeah! Cause people care about conferences!


They certainly do in Arkansas - it's like "ok, Arkansas sucks, but we suck in the SEC - THE TOUGHEST CONFERENCE IN THE WORLD!". Seriously, you would find people here that are convinced that the Patriots would lose at least 3 games if they played an SEC schedule.

I constantly hear about how Arkansas would have 4 or 5 BCS appearances if they were in the Big 12....

[OUinFLA]

From hornfans.com



wildcat09
1000+ posts
12/27/07 08:33 PM


Re: Dear Mack... [re: TumpTheWagon]


Not *****ing up practice is a good idea.




edit? the filter bleeps out kittycat?

[jkjsooner]

Hell, I thought the replay was evidence that he didn't touch it. As far as I could tell, the ball didn't change trajectory.

Well, if the guy is several yards onto the playing field, reaching down to grab a live ball and coming within a millimeter of the ball I don't think it should matter. As far as I'm concerned he should not have been there and in no way deserves the same benefit of the doubt that a legitimate player deserves.

[bri]

Remember when the Holiday Bowl was exciting?

Yeah, me neither.

[Leroy Lizard]

ASU punts on a 4th and 2 on their own 40. They've quit.

[yermom]

Yeah! Cause people care about conferences!

i don't know. watching the Pac-10 co-champs that should be in a BCS game lose to the 4th? best team in the Big 12 is kinda funny

[Rock Hard Corn Frog]

maybe they intentionally told the sideline reporter the wrong name.

Like no one is going to find out. The broadcast crew already dropped a Bartman reference. Since it happened to the Whorns it is funny but if that happened to a Sooner and ESPN starting having a huge monkey orgasm over it while zooming in on the poor guy I'd be ****ed big time.

[silverwheels]

Yeah! Cause people care about conferences!

No one in the entire country does last time I checked.

[bri]

Like no one is going to find out. The broadcast crew already dropped a Bartman reference. Since it happened to the Whorns it is funny but if that happened to a Sooner and ESPN starting having a huge monkey orgasm over it while zooming in on the poor guy I'd be ****ed big time.

Exactly.

I'm just glad for that dude's sake that Texas is gonna walk away with this one. And even if they do choke in the second half, it won't be that guy's fault.

[Blues1]

Young man - Welcome to YOUTUBE - for the next forty years....Sad or ...???

[Choctaw]

Brent aint the sharpest , he makes a Bowling Ball look sharp ;)

Maybe ESPN should replay the old story of when Jimmy the Greek cleaned Brent's clock. It would be more interesting than continuous coverage of the ball fondler on the sideline.

[Leroy Lizard]

Nice fumble, Colt. Next time, could you pitch the ball back a little further?

[Blues1]

Is this a football game or a circus...????

[Rock Hard Corn Frog]

Colt must have taken ASU and the points.

[bri]

Gah, I'm really not looking forward to that totally kick-*ss Rose Bowl. As much as I like Ron Zook, Illinois deserves to be in a BCS bowl game about as much as I do. Stupid anachronistic Rose Bowl idiots. :mad:

[soonermeteor]

god, in the words of colt " here you go ASU, I dont want this"

[olevetonahill]

I dont think Carpenter could hit a Nail with a sledge Hammer

[IronSooner]

in the words of ASU, "Neither do we. We'll settle for consolation points."

[SoonerGirl06]

As long as they don't show the fat-man DP commercial its all good.

Word.

[olevetonahill]

Is this a football game or a circus...????
Circus
complete with all the Clowns ;)

[FirstandGoal]

On the other hand, this game has been great comic relief for all of us. :D

[Rock Hard Corn Frog]

Well this game sure is entertaining. Sportscenter is going to have fun with this one.

[olevetonahill]

On the other hand, this game has been great comic relief for all of us. :D
Aint that what I said lol;)

[ArkanSooner]

They certainly do in Arkansas - it's like "ok, Arkansas sucks, but we suck in the SEC - THE TOUGHEST CONFERENCE IN THE WORLD!". Seriously, you would find people here that are convinced that the Patriots would lose at least 3 games if they played an SEC schedule.

I constantly hear about how Arkansas would have 4 or 5 BCS appearances if they were in the Big 12....
This man speaks the truth.

[jkjsooner]

Yeah! Cause people care about conferences!

I think people at LSU are certainly glad the media considers the SEC heads and shoulders above other BCS conferences. (While they are the best most years, you can thank the SEC lobby for convincing enough people that the difference is far greater than it really is.)

[SoonerGirl06]

I wish I was a fly on the wall in the whorns locker room at halftime.

Ya think Mack will go into cardio then?

[KC//CRIMSON]

Remember when the Holiday Bowl was exciting?

Yeah, me neither.


Somewhere out there Clint Ingram is waiting for you.

[FirstandGoal]

Aint that what I said lol;)


:D
Ya know I'm so worn out right now that I'm having a hard time remembering what anybody said tonight.

SG.... glad to see you around sweetie! Been having any drinks tonight?

[A Sooner in Texas]

I wish I was a fly on the wall in the whorns locker room at halftime.

Ya think Mack will go into cardio then?



Naaahh...he'll just clap.

[bri]

Ah, you can always count on Mark May to be the biggest prick possible at someone else's expense.

[olevetonahill]

:D
Ya know I'm so worn out right now that I'm having a hard time remembering what anybody said tonight.

SG.... glad to see you around sweetie! Been having any drinks tonight?
Hope your doing Good

[SoonerGirl06]

:D
Ya know I'm so worn out right now that I'm having a hard time remembering what anybody said tonight.

SG.... glad to see you around sweetie! Been having any drinks tonight?

I'm waiting on my official drink maker to make me a Tequila Sunrise....

patiently waiting I might add. :D

[bri]

Somewhere out there Clint Ingram is waiting for you.

Trying his best to not be pulled into Holly Rowe's gigantic belly button.

[SoonerGirl06]

Ah, you can always count on Mark May to be the biggest prick possible at someone else's expense.

Is he the cute one in the middle?

[Blues1]

Ah, you can always count on Mark May to be the biggest prick possible at someone else's expense.


Amen....

[XFollower]

Just turned on the game... so remind me how strong and powerful the pac-10 is?

[SoonerGirl06]

Look at the score. That oughta tell ya.

[FirstandGoal]

I'm waiting on my official drink maker to make me a Tequila Sunrise....

patiently waiting I might add. :D


Tell him I said to get off his *** and make it then! :P

I'm doing fine, just enjoying this lovely comedy of errors being brought to us tonight courtesy of ESPN and the Holiday Bowl. :)

[olevetonahill]

Trying his best to not be pulled into Holly Rowe's gigantic belly button.
Why dont you Keep tryin to stir crap up , In a friendly Clap thread ?
Sheesh :eek:

[A Sooner in Texas]

I think the Flomax commercial makes me yearn for the DP fat dude.

[phead903]

I'm waiting on my official drink maker to make me a Tequila Sunrise....

patiently waiting I might add. :D

1 Tequila Sunrise coming up!

What can I get you, FnG?

[bri]

Is he the cute one in the middle?

Nope, that would be Jesse Palmer, former Florida QB and star of ABC's The Bachelor.

Mark May is the black guy on the end who's still trying to figure out when Trev is coming back from the craft services table so they can yell at each other about Larry Fitzgerald some more.

[bri]

Why dont you Keep tryin to stir crap up , In a friendly Clap thread ?
Sheesh :eek:

Just be glad I couldn't find the pic that joke comes from. You won't sleep for a week. :D

And is it wrong that I wanted to go to the Texas Bowl just so I could see Old 97's at the pregame show?

[olevetonahill]

Just be glad I couldn't find the pic that joke comes from. You won't sleep for a week. :D

And is it wrong that I wanted to go to the Texas Bowl just so I could see Old 97's at the pregame show?
Im usually Glad you cant find a LOT of Pics :P

[sozo]

They certainly do in Arkansas - it's like "ok, Arkansas sucks, but we suck in the SEC - THE TOUGHEST CONFERENCE IN THE WORLD!". Seriously, you would find people here that are convinced that the Patriots would lose at least 3 games if they played an SEC schedule.

I constantly hear about how Arkansas would have 4 or 5 BCS appearances if they were in the Big 12....

LOL I see you frequent Hogville also!LOL Been watching the Nutt drama on there.Funny stuff.

[soonerboomer93]

a big **** you to da whorns and asu for not being part of cstv so I can't get an audio feed

[sozo]

The lady sideline reporter just got told by Mack!ANYBODY who knows ANYTHING about the Sundevils.LOL

[TripleOption14]

Here's a question how many times is ESPN gonna run that Is Ohio St. really slow piece?!?!? My god i've seen it like 3 or 4 times now. Get some new material to talk about already.

[FirstandGoal]

1 Tequila Sunrise coming up!

What can I get you, FnG?

Woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you make mine a double?

[SoonerGirl06]

Tell him I said to get off his *** and make it then! :P

I'm doing fine, just enjoying this lovely comedy of errors being brought to us tonight courtesy of ESPN and the Holiday Bowl. :)

I am sipping on a delicious TS as I type.

I'd call him my little cabana boy, but I have no cabana. :D

[FirstandGoal]

I think the Flomax commercial makes me yearn for the DP fat dude.

Heh, I love the flomax commercials.

Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that God didn't just punish us women. :P

[SoonerGirl06]

Nope, that would be Jesse Palmer, former Florida QB and star of ABC's The Bachelor.

Mark May is the black guy on the end who's still trying to figure out when Trev is coming back from the craft services table so they can yell at each other about Larry Fitzgerald some more.

That's Jessie Palmer?!?!?! Yow-za!

[utex74]

Hoping for a good second half. Boys came ready to play. Despite some weird calls, i think it balanced out.

[phead903]

I am sipping on a delicious TS as I type.

I'd call him my little cabana boy, but I have no cabana. :D

Yes ma'am, what can I get you now ma'am? You need me to rub lotion on your back?

[SoonerGirl06]

Who else besides me thinks the Whorns are gonna choke in the second half?

And how red do you think Macks palms got during half-time?

[proudsoonergal]

Brent saw something!!!!! GENIUS!!!

[bri]

Im usually Glad you cant find a LOT of Pics :P

Aw, now you're just being mean to be mean. :D

[proudsoonergal]

New drinking game: Shots of Chris Jessie on the sideline. Geez already!!!

[phead903]

Woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you make mine a double?

One double Tequila Sunrise, light on the OJ, coming up!:D

[SoonerGirl06]

ASU needs to learn to catch the ball. Way too many incomplete passes.

[bri]

New drinking game: Shots of Chris Jessie on the sideline. Geez already!!!

Hey, this game is a festival of fail; they have to cut away to something.

[olevetonahill]

Aw, now you're just being mean to be mean. :D
Not Me your the meanie of the board , Getting folks Bained and such ;)

[FirstandGoal]

Looks like the choking will soon commence.

[soonerboomer93]

apparently that was Mack's step son who touched the ball (i havne't seen the play, that's just what ESPN's article states)

[SoonerGirl06]

Yes ma'am, what can I get you now ma'am? You need me to rub lotion on your back?

My needs have been met for the moment....

[soonerboy_odanorth]

Heee he he he he!

CHRIS JESSE!!!


hUCK!

hUCK!


can't




breathe


.....

[FirstandGoal]

Too bad this game wasn't being played tomorrow night. We could have had drunkytown and game thread all in one.

[olevetonahill]

New drinking game: Shots of Chris Jessie on the sideline. Geez already!!!
Im gonna get SO drunk :D

[IronSooner]

I don't think I've ever seen a QB throw more balls out of bounds in my life.

[bri]

Not Me your the meanie of the board , Getting folks Bained and such ;)

Hey, I haven't gotten anyone baned in months! You've gotten me mistaken for someone else. :D

[SoonerGirl06]

Everytime ASU drops the ball everyone takes a drink.

[olevetonahill]

Too bad this game wasn't being played tomorrow night. We could have had drunkytown and game thread all in one.
This aint ?
where Is it written that Drunkytown Is only fer the weaksend ?;)

[bri]

I don't think I've ever seen a QB throw more balls out of bounds in my life.

It's like he's trying to kill the clock for a last-second field goal attempt on every play.

[phead903]

ASU needs to learn to catch the ball. Way too many incomplete passes.

To reflect what someone said earlier, I don't think Carpenter could hit the ground with his hat...

[A Sooner in Texas]

Heh, I love the flomax commercials.

Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside to know that God didn't just punish us women. :P


I'm with ya, sistah. :D But I still think they're gettin' off easy.

Nothin' against you guys. ;)

[olevetonahill]

Hey, I haven't gotten anyone baned in months! You've gotten me mistaken for someone else. :D
So your tryin to tell ME that you aint Pizzed Off the Pope today ?
I dont believe it
:pop:

[phead903]

Too bad this game wasn't being played tomorrow night. We could have had drunkytown and game thread all in one.

SOME of us are anyway!:D

[OUinFLA]

Everytime ASU drops the ball everyone takes a drink.

We'll all need to go to the store.

[FirstandGoal]

Everytime ASU drops the ball everyone takes a drink.


DRink!









(phead's gonna be busy mixin' all those drinks)

[bri]

I'm with ya, sistah. :D But I still think they're gettin' off easy.

Nothin' against you guys. ;)

Well, the next time a talking snake offers you an apple, just f*cking say NO. ;)

[phead903]

Well, the next time a talking snake offers you an apple, just f*cking say NO. ;)

WORD.