Santa pole

[Czar Soonerov]

Santa always used to wrap my presents when I was a kid. Santa Didn't wrap VK's presents when she was a kid.

We have quite a controversy going here and there is only one way to solve it.

DANCE OFF!!!

[Boomer.....]

He always wrapped mine. :)

[JohnnyMack]

Santa didn't wrap nuthin'!

Presents from Mom & Dad, you know socks and all the crappy gifts were wrapped, but you bet your *** Santa didn't wrap my Millenium Falcon or my Atari 5200!

[royalfan5]

Depended on his mood. Presents that physically fit in the stocking weren't wrapped, ones that didn't were.

[Mongo]

no wrapping the Santa gift, the pony i got suffocated in the middle of the night

[soonerbrat]

dangit. i meant to say yes. Santa still wraps presents. my ex husband's Santa did not wrap presents. I'm just sayin'

[TexasSooner01]

Santa didnt wrap my presents as a child, nor does he wrap my kiddos presents either. Maybe it is because Santa always gave out the best presents evar!!!

[Mjcpr]

He wrapped the wrapable ones and the bigger ones he just put near the tree.

[jk the sooner fan]

Santa never wrapped our gifts......only the ones from mom and dad were wrapped

[IB4OU2]

A pair knitted socks and a stick of candy wasn't worth his time...:(

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Parents wrapped the small ones and want Santa brought was sitting underneath the tree unwrapped

[nmsoonergirl]

If the presents are wrapped, how can the kiddos sneak into the living room at 3 am to see what they got? That was one of the best parts of Christmas.

[Fraggle145]

Santa not only wrapped the presents in my house he put up the tree!!! The living room would go from zero to christmas in one night. It is the best ever.

[Viking Kitten]

What I'd really like to know is how does Santa plan on wrapping a puppy?

[jk the sooner fan]

What I'd really like to know is how does Santa plan on wrapping a puppy?

not sure, but tell him to focus on the end that ****s on the carpet

[tommieharris91]

This pole's title is very misleading.

[GottaHavePride]

Yes. Santa wraps presents. In wrapping paper entirely different from any paper used on any other presents under the tree. You know, so you can tell which ones are from Santa. (Classy paper, no cartoon farting reindeer or anything.)

Oh, and it's also paper that cannot be found anywhere in the house, because you know kids have found all the wrapping paper hidey-holes.

;)

[proud gonzo]

Yes. Santa wraps presents. In wrapping paper entirely different from any paper used on any other presents under the tree. You know, so you can tell which ones are from Santa. (Classy paper, no cartoon farting reindeer or anything.)

Oh, and it's also paper that cannot be found anywhere in the house, because you know kids have found all the wrapping paper hidey-holes.

;)wait, I thought santa only left presents in stockings :confused:

[GottaHavePride]

Yes. Once you're 20 this is true.

[proud gonzo]

I can't remember any wrapped santa presents. what were they?

and how the heck do you remember something from childhood that I don't?

[GottaHavePride]

Bwahahahahaaaaaa....

I don't remember what they were. Smallish boxes that appeared under the tree overnight. Wrapped in gold paper, when all the other presents under the tree were clearly green or red.

[jk the sooner fan]

we always left santa's presents unwrapped simply to distinguish what was from santa and what wasnt

the presents from mom and dad went under the tree a week or so before christmas - purely to torment us i'm sure

but on christmas morning, the way to know that he had been there (short of knowing that dad was out of bed) was to see the unwrapped presents under the tree

[Cam]

We had this same discussion last weekend. Santa didn't wrap mine, but wrapped the wifes presents.

Santa's not wrappin anything here this year.

[soonerboomer93]

that lump of coal is easy to wrap

[GottaHavePride]

we always left santa's presents unwrapped simply to distinguish what was from santa and what wasnt

See, in our house - generally speaking - all presents from one person get wrapped in the same paper. Mom's presents were in one paper, dad's were in another, grandma's were in another... and then on christmas morning there was a batch of presents in entirely unfamiliar paper.

(Not that they used the same design every year or anything crazy like that. Just that generally once you started wrapping you kept using the same roll of paper.)

[Sooner_Bob]

Santa didn't wrap nuthin'!

Presents from Mom & Dad, you know socks and all the crappy gifts were wrapped, but you bet your *** Santa didn't wrap my Millenium Falcon or my Atari 5200!


Amen!

[proud gonzo]

Bwahahahahaaaaaa....

I don't remember what they were. Smallish boxes that appeared under the tree overnight. Wrapped in gold paper, when all the other presents under the tree were clearly green or red.oooh, i do remember that on occasion now.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

dangit. i meant to say yes. Santa still wraps presents. my ex husband's Santa did not wrap presents. I'm just sayin'It's ok. I meant to check no.

Why would Santa wrap presents? That's so wasteful to buy all that paper.

Santa never brought the really good presents unless it was something that had to be put together.

[MamaMia]

No, Santa does not wrap. Paper is heavy and would just slow down the reindeer. He just hangs tags on the gifts. :D

[M]

What I'd really like to know is how does Santa plan on wrapping a puppy?


Just shove the dog in a hat box like they did in Lady and The Tramp.

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g258/DixieChickMissy/cozy-lady.jpg

[M]

Oh, and Santa wraps his presents because kids like to tear wrapping paper off stuff. That's part of the fun! :)

[GottaHavePride]

Oh, and Santa wraps his presents because kids like to tear wrapping paper off stuff. That's part of the fun! :)

Exactly! What is this "paper would slow down the reindeer" business? The reindeer don't obey any other laws of physics, why would inertia apply? ;)

[MamaMia]

Exactly! What is this "paper would slow down the reindeer" business? The reindeer don't obey any other laws of physics, why would inertia apply? ;)
Santa's Reindeer are female. I'll bet you didn't know that either. :D

[M]

Santa's Reindeer are female. I'll bet you didn't know that either. :D

Then they should surely like the perty wrappin' paper! ;)

[NormanPride]

Santa doesn't wrap jack. That's because once he's done magic-ing himself down that chimney, he just snaps his fingers and the presents appear under the tree. Of course they wouldn't appear wrapped, that'd just be silly.

[proud gonzo]

Santa's Reindeer are female. I'll bet you didn't know that either. :Dif Santa's reindeer followed the laws of nature, they wouldn't fly either ;)

[soonerboomer93]

oooh, i do remember that on occasion now.

worst twins ever

[olevetonahill]

Santa doesn't wrap jack. That's because once he's done magic-ing himself down that chimney, he just snaps his fingers and the presents appear under the tree. Of course they wouldn't appear wrapped, that'd just be silly.
If the Fat dude Just snaps his fingers and the presents are there , Why aint they wrapped ?:pop:

[NormanPride]

If the Fat dude Just snaps his fingers and the presents are there , Why aint they wrapped ?:pop:

Shows what you know about Santa Magic. :rolleyes:


;)

[sanantoniosooner]

and how the heck do you remember something from childhood that I don't?
I don't remember much.

But my brother can describe the birth canal.

[Lott's Bandana]

Santa's Reindeer are female. I'll bet you didn't know that either. :D

Dancer and Prancer, ohhellyeah......but Rudolph?:confused:

[sanantoniosooner]

With that red nose, he could have been a little fruity, but definitely not female.

[Czar Soonerov]

What I'd really like to know is how does Santa plan on wrapping a puppy?

That's a stocking stuffer.

http://www.harrierclubofamerica.com/dogs/Stocking_puppies.jpg

[r5TPsooner]

WE have elves for wrapping. Santa is a delivery service.

[Harry Beanbag]

Santa is a man, he doesn't wrap ****, especially his pole. [hairGel]

[Howzit]

Can't you just wait until Christmas morning and see if he wraps them?

[IB4OU2]

I can't beleve all you dumases still believe in Santa.

OK, you're not getting **** this Christmas.....

[Howzit]

DANGIT I TRIED TO CHANGE IT!!!1

[frankensooner]

Are the Keebler elves just down-sized Santa elves?

[Howzit]

Are the Keebler elves just down-sized Santa elves?

Not where it counts.

[frankensooner]

You can always count on Howzit for Elfin info. ;)

[Oldnslo]

Thanks for including me in the pole!

[Lott's Bandana]

Are the Keebler elves just down-sized Santa elves?

So, if the Keebler dudes got with Smurfette, would there be blue cookies?

Or, green Smurfs with not-so-downsized packages and would dey be wrapped?

Would Papa Smurf have cookie envy?

:twinkies:

[OUDoc]

I'm amazed. Up to this point, 72.92% of you are wrong.

Actually, this being the South Oval, 73% error rate is actually better than usual.

:)

[soonersweetie]

growing up, Santa always left the gifts from him under the tree unwrapped. All the wrapped ones were from family members.

[ChickSoonerFan]

It all depends on how much time or energy "Santa" has left come Christmas Eve/Christmas Morning.

Usually, Santa does not wrap at our house, I love seeing the girls faces as they walk in and see the gifts.

I think my Santa wrapped my presents when I was little.

[TMcGee86]

Santa's Reindeer are female. I'll bet you didn't know that either. :D

This can't be right. Donner is Rudolph's dad. And Rudolph was a dude. He dated Clarice.

[Lott's Bandana]

This can't be right. Donner is Rudolph's dad. And Rudolph was a dude. He dated Clarice.

heh.

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