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Mjcpr
12/20/2007, 09:24 AM
doesn't get enough 'spek.

wanna be like Howzit but don't have a skin-flute?

Not to worry...

Mongo
12/20/2007, 09:25 AM
IBTD&B

Turd_Ferguson
12/20/2007, 09:26 AM
If anyone needs to use mine let me know.........just say'n.

OUDoc
12/20/2007, 09:31 AM
If anyone needs to use mine let me know.........just say'n.
Unless you aren't picky, might want to specify a little more than that.

King Crimson
12/20/2007, 09:39 AM
doesn't get enough 'spek.

wanna be like Howzit but don't have a skin-flute?

Not to worry...

well, now, it's different to have one and then again to play one and altogether a different matter to have one *and* play one. isn't that the distinction we are working with here?

OU4LIFE
12/20/2007, 09:40 AM
It looks like someone is trying to get some extra Christmas vacation...

and I've often thought that Howzit's flute playing was....well, sloppy to be honest.

Mjcpr
12/20/2007, 09:43 AM
For saying skin flute?

If it were really that destructive to society, it would be **** ****'d.

Turd_Ferguson
12/20/2007, 09:44 AM
Unless you aren't picky, might want to specify a little more than that.
Good call Doc....



Originally Posted by Turd_Ferguson
If anyone needs to use my skin flute to practice, just let me know.........
Fixed:D

Mongo
12/20/2007, 09:44 AM
Howzit has been known to run his teef across the flute, he says it is a new way of playing it, but I think his performance suffers

Howzit
12/20/2007, 09:56 AM
Merry Kwanzukkah humpers.

:mad:

Turd_Ferguson
12/20/2007, 09:57 AM
Howzit has been known to run his teef across the flute, he says it is a new way of playing it, but I think his performance suffers

1st rule of skin flute playing club: There is no skin flute playing club.
2nd rule of skin flute playing club: You must be able to smile without showing your teef.

JohnnyMack
12/20/2007, 11:24 AM
When Howzit takes his bridge out, his skin flute playing ability improves dramatically.

OU4LIFE
12/20/2007, 11:40 AM
he's better at Jazz skin flute...

Sooner_Bob
12/20/2007, 11:49 AM
Jazz? For some reason "pop" came to mind.

ChickSoonerFan
12/20/2007, 11:54 AM
This thread is very disturbing.

Very.

crawfish
12/20/2007, 12:05 PM
We have enough for a marching band in here. :eek:

Widescreen
12/20/2007, 12:27 PM
Was Howzit classically trained? I don't really want to know where.

NormanPride
12/20/2007, 12:30 PM
What would that school be called? Richard Piper's Flautist Institution?

usmc-sooner
12/20/2007, 12:31 PM
the skinny skin flute.

Howzit
12/20/2007, 12:33 PM
My God I hate you people.

Except Chick.

But the rest of you have poo all over your user profiles. Buh-leeeee dat.

IB4OU2
12/20/2007, 12:39 PM
Ron Paul has a teeny tiny skin flute.

That should close it for you Howzie....

Mjcpr
12/20/2007, 12:46 PM
We have enough for a marching band in here. :eek:

Can anyone bang the drum?

JohnnyMack
12/20/2007, 12:57 PM
Barack Obama, wouldn't he have a large skin flute? From what we're told?

Hamhock
12/20/2007, 01:04 PM
Barack Obama, wouldn't he have a large skin flute? From what we're told?


i heard he's got nothing on Hillary's

frankensooner
12/20/2007, 01:27 PM
And this one time, at skin-flute camp...

Soonerbabeinbama
12/20/2007, 09:16 PM
Anyone here proficient with the juice harp?

crawfish
12/20/2007, 09:19 PM
Anyone here proficient with the juice harp?


I'm too scared to search wikipedia to see what you're talking about. :eek:

Soonerbabeinbama
12/20/2007, 09:21 PM
oh nothing to be afraid of........it is held between the teeth or lips and plucked with the fingers

crawfish
12/20/2007, 09:30 PM
oh nothing to be afraid of........it is held between the teeth or lips and plucked with the fingers

I may need you to show me. :D

Soonerbabeinbama
12/20/2007, 09:43 PM
I may need you to show me. :D
Sure sweetie, I'll be glad to show you, here you go....
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