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Partial Qualifier
12/19/2007, 10:27 AM
in the minivan last night about 10:00pm on the side of the road off W36th between Franklin and Tecumseh... trying to warn oncoming cars of the big-*** dead deer in the road by directing your headlights into oncoming traffic and frantically flashing your brights.. I thought you needed help, you moran. You distracted me for just long enough, then I couldn't see the deer because of your freaking headlights until it was far too late.

I know you were just trying to help, but we're all fortunate because 1) that deer didn't have antlers and 2) I just happen to have experience running over dead livestock.

I hope you soon realized why your plan didn't work :mad:
and sorry if you had small kids onboard who undoubtedly got an eyeful.

:O :(

frankensooner
12/19/2007, 10:34 AM
Was the deer caught in a rope swing? ;)

Partial Qualifier
12/19/2007, 10:41 AM
heh! no but that was one of the first things I thought about afterwards.. that damn video jinxed me..

:D

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
12/19/2007, 10:42 AM
Venison for dinner in the PeeQue household?

Partial Qualifier
12/19/2007, 11:12 AM
yeah, the gamey smell inside my car pretty much nixes that possibility.

Howzit
12/19/2007, 11:17 AM
I am really sorry...that I snorted out loud at that.

Hamhock
12/19/2007, 11:18 AM
I am really sorry...that I snorted out loud at that.


anything come out?

Howzit
12/19/2007, 11:41 AM
anything come out?

A booger that resembles a bobcat.

Felled by a bow.

Chase Daniel would want to eat it.

Probably.

SoonerStormchaser
12/19/2007, 01:02 PM
:dean: wasn't out there with his chainsaw, was he?

toast
12/19/2007, 01:09 PM
I would have swerved to miss the deer but I didn't want to start a 4 car accident.

Scott D
12/19/2007, 01:26 PM
I heard Mike Judge put that deer there to punish a certain PeeQuu for not watching a film he made in the late 90s.

OUDoc
12/19/2007, 01:37 PM
That's where I left my deer carcass.
It's okay, isn't it?

Mjcpr
12/19/2007, 01:41 PM
but, sorry about your car, man. That... That sucks.