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Soonrboy
12/18/2007, 10:08 PM
little sister Jamie, age 16, is pregnant.

I remember from sociology of the poor that having a child is the great equalizer.

I guess poor means more than just finances.

bri
12/18/2007, 10:10 PM
Dammit! I'm out of unspoiled Spears sisters now. :mad:

VeeJay
12/18/2007, 10:20 PM
Our li'l baby's headed for the good life.

http://photo.net/bboard-uploads/005izQ-14005284.jpg

Jerk
12/18/2007, 10:23 PM
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/373/smokingwbabybq4.jpg

LilSooner
12/18/2007, 10:48 PM
What the hell was her mother thinking? Letting her LIVE with her 19 year old boyfriend.


Seriously, I'm thinking you should have to get some sort of permit before you can have a child.

chriscappel
12/18/2007, 10:51 PM
Seriously, I'm thinking you should have to get some sort of permit before you can have a child.


AGREED! This world is starting to remind me of Idiocracy

goingoneight
12/18/2007, 11:38 PM
I just now read that she's 16... too young, but at least she's older than I thought she was for being knock'd up. I remember seeing her on TV awhile back and shee barely looked over 10 years old.

Stupid Spears's's's's's... I remember a time when people bit my head off defending Britney. Most of them now just kinda act like I never told them what GARBAGE[hairGel] she was.

bluedogok
12/18/2007, 11:44 PM
Back to the Louisiana trailer park for her.....

HskrGrl
12/18/2007, 11:50 PM
She was living with him? I thought her mom said in one the articles I read that she was a good girl who was always home in time for curfew. I guess her boyfriend must have been the one setting the curfew.

Pricetag
12/19/2007, 12:02 AM
What the hell was her mother thinking? Letting her LIVE with her 19 year old boyfriend.
Is this really a question that needs to be asked after watching her first attempt?

Okla-homey
12/19/2007, 06:35 AM
19 y/o's doing 16 y/o's is illegal in some places. Apparently not in the festering boil of a locale referred to as Louisianner.

Sooner_Bob
12/19/2007, 08:30 AM
What the hell was her mother thinking? Letting her LIVE with her 19 year old boyfriend.


Seriously, I'm thinking you should have to get some sort of permit before you can have a child.


I wonder how many people would've actually bought her book.


Lynne Spears's book about raising her famous daughters Britney and Jamie Lynn has been put on hold, the publisher confirms to PEOPLE.

"The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not cancelled," says a spokeswoman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles.

Link (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20167088,00.html)

Okla-homey
12/19/2007, 08:48 AM
I wonder how many people would've actually bought here book.



Link (http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20167088,00.html)

I have a title mind: "Get Rich Raising Slutty Daughters"

and maybe this boy and Britney's baby daddies can get together and write a tell-all book called "Spearf--ckers"

OUDoc
12/19/2007, 09:11 AM
Wow.....how......shock.....oh, nevermind.

soonerinabilene
12/19/2007, 09:24 AM
And i still had hope that in two years, there would be a normal, hot spears to oogle at again.

jeremy885
12/19/2007, 09:29 AM
Am I the only one who didn't know this girl existed until today?

C&CDean
12/19/2007, 09:42 AM
Wanna know why I hate America?



Loosiana white trash high school girl gets knocked up...........and a bunch of other white trash losers think it's actually newsworthy. If you care one iota about any of the hogs slop that obviously a lot of people care about, I hate you.

soonerbrat
12/19/2007, 09:47 AM
What the hell was her mother thinking? Letting her LIVE with her 19 year old boyfriend.


Seriously, I'm thinking you should have to get some sort of permit before you can have a child.

http://www.movieactors.com/freezes-super-pages/keanu-Parenthood557.jpg


You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming ***hole be a father.

bri
12/19/2007, 09:54 AM
Wanna know why I hate America?



Loosiana white trash high school girl gets knocked up...........and a bunch of other white trash losers think it's actually newsworthy. If you care one iota about any of the hogs slop that obviously a lot of people care about, I hate you.

I'm from Pryor Creek, Oklahoma. 16 year olds getting knocked up was what passed for news for the first 19 years of my life. :D

C&CDean
12/19/2007, 10:00 AM
I'm from Pryor Creek, Oklahoma. 16 year olds getting knocked up was what passed for news for the first 19 years of my life. :D

News is something that is well........news. Something unexpected. Something different. Something far enough out of the ordinary as to be newsworthy.

I'm thinking that 16 year olds getting knockered would pass for conversation.

soonervegas
12/19/2007, 10:39 AM
I agree....16 yr olds getting knocked up...not news. What is news is a fame hungry mother who passed up raising her children properly in the hopes of finding fame for her daughters (and indirectly herself). It takes some balls to have one daughter on the verge of mental breakdown/overdose/suicide and the other 16 yr old sleeping over with her 19 yr old boyfriend, and the mom thinking to herself...."I kick *** at raising children......I am going to write a book about it."

Momma spears is a terrible human being and should serve as a cautionary tale. That is newswrothy in my opinion.

royalfan5
12/19/2007, 10:57 AM
At least Britney's kids were in wedlock.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
12/19/2007, 11:05 AM
http://www.stardoll.com/en/dolls/290/Jamie_Lynn_Spears.html

mdklatt
12/19/2007, 11:39 AM
At least Britney's kids were in wedlock.

Yeah, 'cause that worked out so well.

frankensooner
12/19/2007, 11:54 AM
I was going to say something about Britney babysitting, but meh, whats the point. ;)

bri
12/19/2007, 12:00 PM
News is something that is well........news. Something unexpected. Something different. Something far enough out of the ordinary as to be newsworthy.

I'm thinking that 16 year olds getting knockered would pass for conversation.

Are you kidding? You could letter in knocking up 16 year olds at PHS. :D

IB4OU2
12/19/2007, 12:01 PM
Are you kidding? You could letter in knocking up 16 year olds at PHS. :D

You can still letter in that?

bri
12/19/2007, 12:22 PM
Dude, it's the Age Of Inclusion. You can letter in GameBoy if your mommy knows the right lawyer. ;)

Pricetag
12/19/2007, 12:47 PM
http://www.stardoll.com/en/dolls/290/Jamie_Lynn_Spears.html
Heh, I wonder how John Cena would feel about having a doll on there with Miley Cyrus, Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, and "Goth Idoru," whatever that is.

GrapevineSooner
12/19/2007, 01:55 PM
Since nobody has offered up the 'Casey would be in a hospital with broken bones if that was my daughter he knocked up' post yet, let me just say that Casey would be in a hospital with broken bones if that was my daughter he knocked up.

1stTimeCaller
12/19/2007, 02:20 PM
you would beat up the father of your grandchild?

frankensooner
12/19/2007, 02:24 PM
Run, Joey run.

JohnnyMack
12/19/2007, 02:40 PM
I remember 16 year old girls.

<sad panda>

:O

KC//CRIMSON
12/19/2007, 02:45 PM
I have a title mind: "Your Mouth Can't Get You Pregnant"

and maybe this boy and Britney's baby daddies can get together and write a tell-all book called "Spearf--ckers"

;)

Collier11
12/19/2007, 02:48 PM
I'm thinking that 16 year olds getting knockered would pass for conversation.


16 year olds getting knocked up passes for sad and unfortunate in my book. Why are parents so frickin lazy anymore?

MamaMia
12/19/2007, 03:41 PM
She was living with him? I thought her mom said in one the articles I read that she was a good girl who was always home in time for curfew. I guess her boyfriend must have been the one setting the curfew.
It wasn't just a curfew she needed. A lesson on the consequences of pre-marital sex, or a condom would have come in handy. ;)

Okla-homey
12/19/2007, 04:18 PM
It also proves the proposition, you put two healthy opposite gender teenagers under the same roof (who are not related by blood,) and some mattress dancing is sure to ensue.

MamaMia
12/19/2007, 04:26 PM
It also proves the proposition, you put two healthy opposite gender teenagers under the same roof (who are not related by blood,) and some mattress dancing is sure to ensue.In Louisiana they don't make a fuss over that silly blood thing. ;)

bri
12/19/2007, 04:57 PM
It also proves the proposition, you put two healthy opposite gender teenagers under the same roof (who are not related by blood,) and some mattress dancing is sure to ensue.

Leave it to the Southern Baptist to think that dancing causes babies. :D

Oldnslo
12/19/2007, 04:59 PM
19 y/o's doing 16 y/o's is illegal in some places. Apparently not in the festering boil of a locale referred to as Louisianner.
Snot illegal in Oklahoma, either.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
12/19/2007, 05:35 PM
It also proves the proposition, you put two healthy opposite gender teenagers under the same roof (who are not related by blood,) and some mattress dancing is sure to ensue.Don't jump to conclusions. I'm sure they were sleeping in separate bedrooms and this was a one time deal because JLS is such a good girl.

tulsaoilerfan
12/19/2007, 06:49 PM
What the hell was her mother thinking? Letting her LIVE with her 19 year old boyfriend.


Seriously, I'm thinking you should have to get some sort of permit before you can have a child.
Especially if your last name is Spears

Okla-homey
12/20/2007, 08:20 AM
Big sister Britney was too drug-addled for comment.

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Sooner_Bob
12/20/2007, 08:45 AM
Thanks Homey . . . I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

VeeJay
12/20/2007, 10:32 AM
Gross dude!