Kids today...

[Okla-homey]

a couple of young men with whom I go to school were recently howlishly laughing about "upper decking"* their host's terlit during a recent holiday party.

When they explained the meaning of "upper decking," I must admit I found it rather funny...but, seriously, why would you do this?

* upper decking: slang (v) to drop a deuce in the tank of a toilet, as opposed to placing said log in the bowl where it belongs.

:pop:

[OUinFLA]

my dog would not like that.

[VeeJay]

People who dream up stuff like this and actually act on it need to be in the workforce, contributing as taxpayers.

[OUDoc]

Who drops one at a party anyway?

I know several friends who would have done this 15-20 years ago, but probably not now.

[Mongo]

Who drops one at a party anyway?

I know several friends who would have done this 15-20 years ago, but probably not now.


Doc, I am feeling under the weather and would like to make an appointment, any time is fine with me. Also, does your waiting room have a restroom?

[OUDoc]

Doc, I am feeling under the weather and would like to make an appointment, any time is fine with me. Also, does your waiting room have a restroom?
Yup, but the high-pressure, tankless kind of toilet. First class all the way.

[SoonerStormchaser]

http://users.commspeed.net/guzzi/images/Hardly%20Boys.jpg
I'm getting such a raging clue!

[Pricetag]

If someone did that at my house and I found out about it, I'd upper deck their face.

[OUDoc]

Kinky

[yermom]

i'm more of a dry-docker (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dry+dock), myself

[crawfish]

Amateurs. They should try peeing on the carpet.

[Howzit]

I know several friends who would have done this 15-20 years ago, but probably not now.

Were they Betas?

:D

[OUDoc]

Were they Betas?

:D
Yes, they were. :)

[HskrGrl]

I saw the guys do that on TUF this season. I had never heard of it before. Even though it is rock bottom as far as maturity goes I did laugh pretty hard at the reactions. :O

[yermom]

TUF?

[fadada1]

my one roomate used to "sky dump". great thing about walker tower bathrooms is that the stall was small enough to wedge yourself up very high - close to the ceiling. gone are the days of inventing things to occupy the 22 hours you weren't in class each day.

[proud gonzo]

I could swear we already had a thread about this once before...

[HskrGrl]

TUF?
The Ultimate Fighter

[Harry Beanbag]

my one roomate used to "sky dump". great thing about walker tower bathrooms is that the stall was small enough to wedge yourself up very high - close to the ceiling. gone are the days of inventing things to occupy the 22 hours you weren't in class each day.


Yep, that was fun at the time for some reason.

[Harry Beanbag]

i'm more of a dry-docker (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dry+dock), myself


I love the "jar of flies" detail to top it off. :)

[dolemitesooner]

i'm more of a dry-docker (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dry+dock), myself
I am going to do this somewhere. Hmmmm

[soonerboomer93]

a couple of young men with whom I go to school were recently howlishly laughing about "upper decking"* their host's terlit during a recent holiday party.

When they explained the meaning of "upper decking," I must admit I found it rather funny...but, seriously, why would you do this?

* upper decking: slang (v) to drop a deuce in the tank of a toilet, as opposed to placing said log in the bowl where it belongs.

:pop:

obviously you haven't checked your tanks lately have you?

[Soonrboy]

friggin public school kids...:D

[Okla-homey]

obviously you haven't checked your tanks lately have you?

I have never invited any of the aforementioned youngsters into my home. Like I said a while back, adolescence now lasts until age 25.

[soonerboomer93]

25?

heck, i'm older then that and I'd upper deck or dry dock one of my coworkers
but um, we all have same house keeper and I can't do that to her

[Pricetag]

I'm one of the more juvenile people you'll come across, but there has never been anything funny about manipulating turds in any way, shape, or form.

[Mjcpr]

I'm one of the more juvenile people you'll come across, but there has never been anything funny about manipulating turds in any way, shape, or form.

Farts are still gold though, right?

[Pricetag]

Farts are still gold though, right?
Absolutely. Turd stuff just goes beyond the limits of good taste, though.

[Howzit]

I'm one of the more juvenile people you'll come across, but there has never been anything funny about manipulating turds in any way, shape, or form.

You've never seen one of my handmolded tyrannusaurus rex turds, I bet, or you would be whistling a different tune.

[Hamhock]

Turd stuff just goes beyond the limits of good taste

you can say that again.

[Harry Beanbag]

Turd stuff just goes beyond the limits of good taste.

[IB4OU2]

You've never seen one of my handmolded tyrannusaurus rex turds, I bet, or you would be whistling a different tune.

So they didn't provide you enough play doh at NHS did they?

[OKC-SLC]

You've never seen one of my handmolded tyrannusaurus rex turds, I bet, or you would be whistling a different tune.
The ones I've seen were so damn lifelike.

[tulsaoilerfan]

This thread is full of **** :)

[SoonerObsession]

"Let me assure you there is nothing funny...mmkay...about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal...squatting over that urinal...and maybe pulling your butt cheeks apart..mmkay..and laying down a big fudge dragon for all the world to see...mmkay."

[OUDoc]

Howzit did that at his own house once.