Adoption

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm looking to adopt myself out. Is anyone looking to become proud new parents?

[Mongo]

sure, me and the wife were talking about adopting a little girl

[mdklatt]

I'm looking to adopt myself out. Is anyone looking to become proud new parents?

So, your parents have finally disowned you?

[olevetonahill]

Ya got a Drivers License ? any Money ?
Maybe

[SicEmBaylor]

Ya got a Drivers License ? any Money ?
Maybe
I have a driver's license. Unfortunately, once I adopt myself out, I won't have much in the way of money. In fact, I'm pretty high maintenance but worth every penny.

[GottaHavePride]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlYkIJVguCU&feature=related

[Mjcpr]

I have a driver's license. Unfortunately, once I adopt myself out, I won't have much in the way of money. In fact, I'm pretty high maintenance but worth every penny.

Except for the part about the driver's license, I think you're describing a vagina.

[Curly Bill]

I might adopt the chick you shared cigars with....but you? Not so much. :P

[olevetonahill]

I have a driver's license. Unfortunately, once I adopt myself out, I won't have much in the way of money. In fact, I'm pretty high maintenance but worth every penny.
so , you can cut fire wood, an haul rock cant ya .

[SicEmBaylor]

Except for the part about the driver's license, I think you're describing a vagina.
So do you want one or not?

[mdklatt]

So do you want one or not?

Pat already has a vagina.

[olevetonahill]

So do you want one or not?
Now I know How we can make a few bucks
ill Pimp ur assout

[proud gonzo]

I have a driver's license. Unfortunately, once I adopt myself out, I won't have much in the way of money. In fact, I'm pretty high maintenance but worth every penny....because you're going to have to pay someone to adopt you?

[SicEmBaylor]

...because you're going to have to pay someone to adopt you?
Of course not. I was hoping my charm alone would produce several decent candidates.

[Chuck Bao]

Good grief, Sic'em's in my head.

I adopted a kid this week. Well, not officially. The kid's mom and pop died and I'm close to his family, so I promised to help look after him.

He's a smart, handsome kid. I took him shopping on Friday night for clothes. He wanted a cell phone, so we got that. He hasn't called me yet. I imagine an 18-year old has friends and girlfriends to call instead.

I don't suppose I'll see him for 3-6 months or so. That's not adopting and not even looking after. But, 18-year olds probably need to learn by their own mistakes.

That's as far as my parenting skills go.

[SicEmBaylor]

Good grief, Sic'em's in my head.

I adopted a kid this week. Well, not officially. The kid's mom and pop died and I'm close to his family, so I promised to help look after him.

He's a smart, handsome kid. I took him shopping on Friday night for clothes. He wanted a cell phone, so we got that. He hasn't called me yet. I imagine an 18-year old has friends and girlfriends to call instead.

I don't suppose I'll see him for 3-6 months or so. That's not adopting and not even looking after. But, 18-year olds probably need to learn by their own mistakes.

That's as far as my parenting skills go.

Hell man, that's the ideal parent. Hell, that WAS my parents.

[olevetonahill]

Hell man, that's the ideal parent. Hell, that WAS my parents.
Naw , Im goona Pimp ya .

[SoonerGirl06]

Maybe if you quit thinking of just yourself and how you can load up on materialistic items, you may still have parents.

There's more to life than HDTV's, customized Chuck Conners, and another damn playstation. Get you head out of yourself and make something out of life.

[olevetonahill]

Hush woman
Im gonna Pimp the Bitch
Dayum :rolleyes:

[soonerboomer93]

Naw , Im goona Pimp ya .

dude

how will that work?

sicem is normally the one that has to pay?

[Chuck Bao]

Baylor has an exchange program with a university near Chiang Mai. Send Sic'em to Asia and give him a real taste of capitalism.

[SicEmBaylor]

Baylor has an exchange program with a university near Chiang Mai. Send Sic'em to Asia and give him a real taste of capitalism.
I have a policy of never visiting two continents. Asia is #2 on the list.

[olevetonahill]

dude

how will that work?

sicem is normally the one that has to pay?

You over there right ?
Cheery Boy , Number1 Boom Boom .

[Chuck Bao]

I'm quite surprised. How can you be a real proponent of capitalism without seeing firsthand the biggest engine of capitalist growth this century? You have to at least make a pilgrimage to Hong Kong.

Second of all, I thought you had a bad experience in Europe, or was it just France?

[Frozen Sooner]

You guys realize that if you adopt SicEm, it's legal in some states to whoop the tar out of him, right?

[GottaHavePride]

Then he'd have to get new tarrrrs from Boarder.


Ouch. That pun was bad even for ME.

[Melo]

I have an idea, SicEm.
Ask Neil Boortz!
I bet he would be MORE than happy to adopt you.

[Chuck Bao]

Cloudy day?
Going the wrong way?
Neil Boortz!
Zang!

Heh!

[Frozen Sooner]

I have a policy of never visiting two continents. Asia is #2 on the list.

But visiting one continent is OK?

[SicEmBaylor]

But visiting one continent is OK?
Hah, well, I've only been to two different continents but my point was two specific continents.

Africa is #1. There's no power on this Earth that could compel me to go there.

[sanantoniosooner]

Sic'em is incontinent.

[Frozen Sooner]

Hah, well, I've only been to two different continents but my point was two specific continents.

Africa is #1. There's no power on this Earth that could compel me to go there.

I'm so getting your *** deported to Antarctica.

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm so getting your *** deported to Antarctica.
I'd visit Antarctica before I'd go to my two blacklisted continents.

[OCUDad]

Why would anyone want to adopt someone who was so obviously raised by wolves? And ghey wolves at that?

[Suerreal]

I'm looking to adopt myself out. Is anyone looking to become proud new parents?
And pay Baylor's tuition? Thanks, but no thanks...

[proud gonzo]

I'd visit Antarctica before I'd go to my two blacklisted continents.http://www.kusoyaro.com/andymom/racist.gif

[SicEmBaylor]

And pay Baylor's tuition? Thanks, but no thanks...
It's a bargain for my happiness.

[soonerboomer93]

but way too much for your ineptness

especially since you've been going there what, 6 or 7 years already?

[SicEmBaylor]

but way too much for your ineptness

especially since you've been going there what, 6 or 7 years already?

6 going on 7.