Its Snowing, Im bored, Drunkytown

[olevetonahill]

Please, inappropriate..
She didnt Call you !

[olevetonahill]

:confused:
...should I have specified that by Miniature Pinscher I meant my dog? :O
Oh :O You Talkin Dogs :confused:

[phead903]

So is that miniature weiner, or pinscher?
:confused:

Would any man admit to having a minature weiner?:D

[FirstandGoal]

Please, in..

:eek:

[Curly Bill]

So is that miniature weiner, or pinscher?
:confused:

That would be the Min-Pin.

...as in a smallish dog much resembling a Doberman Pinscher, and thus referred to as a Miniature Pinscher. ;)

[SoonerGirl06]

I thought pork rinds were pretty standard hillbillian fare.

Anyway, it's a Thai hillbilly thing and my office colleague brought it back for me from Chiang Mai.

It is not the pork rinds. It is the green chilis that is all kinds of wonderful.

Just a sec and I'll take a pic.

I know what pork rinds are. I was teasing you about your mis-spelling of snacked.

:D

[olevetonahill]

Would any man admit to having a minature weiner?:D
Not Me
Mine rises up in My lap and Licks My face :cool:

[SoonerGirl06]

...should I have specified that by Miniature Pinscher I meant my dog? :O

I don't think it would matter either way on the Drunky TOwn thread.

[olevetonahill]

I know what pork rinds are. I was teasing you about your mis-spelling of snacked.

:D
Bitch :pop:

[Curly Bill]

Not Me
Mine rises up in My lap and Licks My face :cool:

Oh shizz...I've hurt myself laughing.....

[phead903]

Not Me
Mine rises up in My lap and Licks My face :cool:

Hey, what a consenting adult and his dog do in the privacy of their own house is their business...just sayin!

[FirstandGoal]

Bitch :pop:

We're still talking about dogs, right? :rolleyes:

[SoonerGirl06]

That would be the Min-Pin.

...as in a smallish dog much resembling a Doberman Pinscher, and thus referred to as a Miniature Pinscher. ;)

And his name is Hannibal Alexander Caesar?

What about your weinie? Didn't you say you had one?

[Curly Bill]

I don't think it would matter either way on the Drunky TOwn thread.

...and that's the beauty of it.

[phead903]

We're still talking about dogs, right? :rolleyes:

Ok, FnG, what is the latin sig line you have?

[SoonerGirl06]

Bitch :pop:

Just call me BIZ NACHOOOOO

[SoonerGirl06]

...and that's the beauty of it.

Yes. It. Is.

[Curly Bill]

What about your weinie? Didn't you say you had one?

I'll let you name it. :P

[Soonerus]

What's with this weinie fixation ???

[FirstandGoal]

Ok, FnG, what is the latin sig line you have?


I found it here (http://www.columbia.edu/cu/augustine/arch/omnibus.html)

[SoonerGirl06]

I'll let you name it. :P

Don Julio.

[Curly Bill]

Don Julio.

Hellz yeah, I like it, I like it a lot!

[FirstandGoal]

Don Julio.



Or Juan Julio.... we aren't that picky tonight. :D

[olevetonahill]

Oh shizz...I've hurt myself laughing.....
Hell Ya outta see My face !:eek:

[Curly Bill]

I found it here (http://www.columbia.edu/cu/augustine/arch/omnibus.html)

Added to my favorites.

[SoonerGirl06]

Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.

[olevetonahill]

Hey, what a consenting adult and his dog do in the privacy of their own house is their business...just sayin!
Oh ur back to dogs ?:confused:
I can only keep up with :pop:

[SoonerGirl06]

Or Juan Julio.... we aren't that picky tonight. :D

As long as it goes down nice and smooth it don't matter what you call it.

[FirstandGoal]

Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.

Very appropriate for this thread! :D

[olevetonahill]

What's with this weinie fixation ???
Ya wanta Pic ?
It aint cold Now .:hot:

[Curly Bill]

Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi.

You did that just so we'd go look it up huh? :P

[SoonerGirl06]

Very appropriate for this thread! :D

:D

Great minds...

[SoonerGirl06]

What's with this weinie fixation ???

Read. The. Thread.

That's the only way you'll understand.

[Curly Bill]

As long as it goes down nice and smooth it don't matter what you call it.

...so, now what are we talking about: dogs, weinies, tequila? :P

[SoonerGirl06]

You did that just so we'd go look it up huh? :P

You love a challenge...

[FirstandGoal]

...so, now what are we talking about: dogs, weinies, tequila? :P

yes

[Chuck Bao]

I know what pork rinds are. I was teasing you about your mis-spelling of snacked.

:D

Heh! I didn't even spot it when you pointed it out. I must be drunker than I thought I was. I still am, I guess. So, I'm drunker than I think I am.

[SoonerGirl06]

...so, now what are we talking about: dogs, weinies, tequila? :P

I'll take _ for a hundred Alex.

[SoonerGirl06]

Heh! I didn't even spot it when you pointed it out. I must be drunker than I thought I was. I still am, I guess. So, I'm drunker than I think I am.

You've been reading Dr. Suess again, haven't you?

[Soonerus]

I hope everybody is having a great holiday season !!!!

[SoonerGirl06]

yes

:D:D:D

[Curly Bill]

I hope everybody is having a great holiday season !!!!

Cept for the crowds. Even started a thread on Christmas shopping peeves so everyone could share in my frustrations. :D

[SoonerGirl06]

I hope everybody is having a great holiday season !!!!

It's Holly Jolly for sure.

[SoonerGirl06]

Therers s;omething wropng with my keyboard. It's not tpying correc;ly.

[Curly Bill]

Therers s;omething wropng with my keyboard. It's not tpying correc;ly.

So how many Maker's Mark is that for you?

[olevetonahill]

yes
There Ya go
Nuff said
Or Ive heard in your case its the lil worm in the bottom of the Bottle :pop:

[Soonerus]

Cept for the crowds. Even started a thread on Christmas shopping peeves so everyone could share in my frustrations. :D

I have not started shopping yet...hopefully next week...

[Soonerus]

Therers s;omething wropng with my keyboard. It's not tpying correc;ly.

That looks like my inept typing skills...

[olevetonahill]

I hope everybody is having a great holiday season !!!!
You and yours also Bro :cool:

[FirstandGoal]

the crowds suc, shopping sucs, the weather sucs, we..... urm... yeah

[olevetonahill]

Therers s;omething wropng with my keyboard. It's not tpying correc;ly.
Mine does that
I generally have to let it sobre up :cool:

[Soonerus]

the crowds suc, shopping sucs, the weather sucs, we..... urm... yeah

But the spirit of the season is GREAT !!!!

[phead903]

Goodnight all!

[olevetonahill]

the crowds suc, shopping sucs, the weather sucs, we..... urm... yeah
I wright 8 checks stuff em in cards , Shoppin is done ,:cool:

[Soonerus]

Goodnight all!

night P...

[Curly Bill]

Adios phead

[SoonerGirl06]

So how many Maker's Mark is that for you?

3.

And I'm still trying to wrap Christmas presents.



Not a good combo.

[FirstandGoal]

Night phead

[SoonerGirl06]

But the spirit of the season is GREAT !!!!


:D

Tha;ts a good one Rus. Seriously. I'm laughing my *** off.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I only got 7 Natty's left, but the kicken chicken is stairi'n me down

[FirstandGoal]

3.

And I'm still trying to wrap Christmas presents.



Not a good combo.


I am also doing some shopping online.

Its a bit scary

[Chuck Bao]

You've been reading Dr. Suess again, haven't you?

Oh, I can do Dr. Suess.
You can do Dr. Suess too
If you gotta let loose
On the drunky town caboose.

Weiner, weiner
Pinscher you weiner
If you gotta let loose
On the drunk town caboose.

Oh, I can do Dr. Suess.
But, he’s not my type
Natty Lite, Natty Lite
If you gotta let loose
On the drunky town caboose.

[Curly Bill]

3.
And I'm still trying to wrap Christmas presents.

Not a good combo.

Would only help my wrapping abilities. I'm notorious for my poor wrapping skills. I usually use the newspaper comics...but this year I have a bunch of white Wal Mart bags saved up...so guess what? Each present gets it's own white bag, just write the name on the outside and there ya go. ;)

[Soonerus]

Oh, I can do Dr. Suess.
You can do Dr. Suess too
If you gotta let loose
On the drunky town caboose.

Weiner, weiner
Pinscher you weiner
If you gotta let loose
On the drunk town caboose.

Oh, I can do Dr. Suess.
But, he’s not my type
Natty Lite, Natty Lite
If you gotta let loose
On the drunky town caboose.

extemporaneous Dr.Seuss rap not one of your strong traits...heh...

[SoonerGirl06]

Would only help my wrapping abilities. I'm notorious for my poor wrapping skills. I usually use the newspaper comics...but this year I have a bunch of white Wal Mart bags saved up...so guess what? Each present gets it's own white bag, just write the name on the outside and there ya go. ;)

OMFG!

Oh no! I'm meticulous about my wrapping. Nice, even edges for the paper and cloth, wired edged ribbon.

[Chuck Bao]

extemporaneous Dr.Seuss rap not one of your strong traits...heh...

I guess not. I was already shamed by a spelling mistake and now I've dug myself deeper in the hole. I should go back to work on stock market strategy, I guess.

[SoonerGirl06]

I am also doing some shopping online.

Its a bit scary

Is it anything like ordering stuff of the Home Shopping Channel while intoxicated.

[FirstandGoal]

We can drink in a box
We can drink with a fox
We will drink in our house
we will drink with a mouse
Drink in a boat.
Drink with a goat...
Drink in the rain.
And in the dark. And on the drunkytrain.
And in a car. And in a tree.

We really like to drink you see

[FirstandGoal]

Is it anything like ordering stuff of the Home Shopping Channel while intoxicated.


Oooh, that's an awesome idea :D

[Curly Bill]

OMFG!

Oh no! I'm meticulous about my wrapping. Nice, even edges for the paper and cloth, wired edged ribbon.

I once knew how to do all of that, but it's work!

Nah, my peeps love me for my weird wrapping habits, they've come to expect it, and would be disappointed with anything more.

[SoonerGirl06]

Oh, I can do Dr. Suess.
You can do Dr. Suess too
If you gotta let loose
On the drunky town caboose.

Weiner, weiner
Pinscher you weiner
If you gotta let loose
On the drunk town caboose.

Oh, I can do Dr. Suess.
But, he’s not my type
Natty Lite, Natty Lite
If you gotta let loose
On the drunky town caboose.

On the drunkytown caboose
it's cool to let loose
talk about what it iz
and give everyone the shiz

keep drinkin and postin
soon you'll be toastin
smackin and yackin
givin all some whackin
on the loose drunkytown thread

[olevetonahill]

We can drink in a box
We can drink with a fox
We will drink in our house
we will drink with a mouse
Drink in a boat.
Drink with a goat...
Drink in the rain.
And in the dark. And on the drunkytrain.
And in a car. And in a tree.

We really like to drink you see

Im In love
you are a girl aint ya ?:hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot:

[SoonerGirl06]

Ya'll can't tell it, but my fingers aren't working too well right now.

[FirstandGoal]

Vet drinks natty light
talk of weiner dogs abound
the drunkytown train

[FirstandGoal]

Im In love
you are a girl aint ya ?:hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot:


:D

If not, I got some splainin' to do to my kids. :rolleyes:

[olevetonahill]

I only got 7 Natty's left, but the kicken chicken is stairi'n me down
Ever hear of the 6 Ps ?
Ya dumas

[Soonerus]

I don't dare rap...I'd be banned...

[SoonerGirl06]

Im In love
you are a girl aint ya ?:hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot:

When someone calls themselves an F'in Hillbilly Queen, that usually means yes.



Damn fingers. I can't get them to work right.

[Curly Bill]

Ya'll can't tell it, but my fingers aren't working too well right now.

I wanted to come up with something witty to say right here, but.....fail. :(

[Curly Bill]

Shouldn't it be later then 11:30? Sure seems later then that to me.

[olevetonahill]

:D

If not, I got some splainin' to do to my kids. :rolleyes:
Then Im in Love
:cool:

[olevetonahill]

When someone calls themselves an F'in Hillbilly Queen, that usually means yes.



Damn fingers. I can't get them to work right.
So yopu thunk My eyes are workin ok ?:confused:

[Curly Bill]

I for one would like to give thanks to Olevet for startin what has turned out to be one hell of a thread. :D :D :D :D :D :D

[olevetonahill]

Shouldn't it be later then 11:30? Sure seems later then that to me.
Rookie :rolleyes:

[olevetonahill]

I for one would like to give thanks to Olevet for startin what has turned out to be one hell of a thread. :D :D :D :D :D :D
No Applause , Just thro Money ;)

[Soonerus]

Rookie :rolleyes:

noob....

[Curly Bill]

I actually went and did stuff today. Makes it seem like I'm putting two days into one or something. :confused:

[FirstandGoal]

I usually don't get to participate much in drumkytown threads because I don't let the kids see me drink and I have them most weekends. Thanks for a wonderful thread guys, but I have to get to bed soon cause I gots to go to work tomorrow and earn that $$$$

Everyone have a great time!

[Curly Bill]

No Applause , Just thro Money ;)

Now the last time I did that you ended up with half a drink of Glenlivet spilt on ya. :P

[SoonerGirl06]

I wanted to come up with something witty to say right here, but.....fail. :(

You obviously need a shot of Don Julio then.

[olevetonahill]

noob....

That would be
nOOb , Pay tentioner

[Curly Bill]

It's been real F&G. :D

[SoonerGirl06]

I usually don't get to participate much in drumkytown threads because I don't let the kids see me drink and I have them most weekends. Thanks for a wonderful thread guys, but I have to get to bed soon cause I gots to go to work tomorrow and earn that $$$$

Everyone have a great time!

Night FNG!


And get some milk thistle. You'll love me if you do!

[olevetonahill]

I usually don't get to participate much in drumkytown threads because I don't let the kids see me drink and I have them most weekends. Thanks for a wonderful thread guys, but I have to get to bed soon cause I gots to go to work tomorrow and earn that $$$$

Everyone have a great time!
Welcome any time

[SoonerGirl06]

I for one would like to give thanks to Olevet for startin what has turned out to be one hell of a thread. :D :D :D :D :D :D

Olevet is the awesome!

[olevetonahill]

Night FNG!


And get some milk thistle. You'll love me if you do!
I luv ya any way , But why the MT ?:confused:

[Curly Bill]

You obviously need a shot of Don Julio then.

Yeah, damn pasta absorbed all my liquor. :(

[olevetonahill]

Olevet is the awesome!
Cause of My weinie ????????????:hot:

[SoonerGirl06]

I luv ya any way , But why the MT ?:confused:

It detoxes your liver so you don't have a hangover the next day.

[Turd_Ferguson]

What's the 6 p's OV?

[SoonerGirl06]

Cause of My weinie ????????????:hot:

Of course!

[Soonerus]

You guys should just have sex and get this lame weinie stuff off of the board...

[SoonerGirl06]

You didn't read the thread like I told you to, huh?

[olevetonahill]

What's the 6 p's OV?
Pizz poor Planing , Prevents, Proper performance :cool:
Next time Buy Mo beer :rolleyes:

[Soonerus]

You didn't read the thread like I told you to, huh?

I think I did...

[olevetonahill]

You guys should just have sex and get this lame weinie stuff off of the board...
Im good with That :hot:

[Curly Bill]

It's been real, it's been fun, it's been real fun. Let's do it again sometime. Curly Bill signing out.

[SoonerGirl06]

Nite CB

[olevetonahill]

Lite waites

[Chuck Bao]

I'm still here. It's only 1:30pm my time and not yet time for my afternoon nap.

I still have pics of my snake I took before I learned how to correctly spell it "snack", if anyone is interested.

[SoonerGirl06]

Show em

[olevetonahill]

After all the weinie Talk
I aint sure I want to see a Pic of His snake!
Just sayin

[Chuck Bao]

Sure ya do. My snack is extra special tastee.

Those green chilis are the best. I don't know what they put it in besides the lime juice. Probably I don't want to know. And, I don't want to know how bad the prok rinds are either.

http://img5.ranchoweb.com/images/kanunu/porkrindwithchilis.jpg

[olevetonahill]

:eek:
Sure ya do. My snake is extra special tastee.
Is that By personal Knowledge ?:eek: :eek: :eek:

[OU-HSV]

What have I missed? I'm not reading 364 posts

[Chuck Bao]

Yep! And I stand by it. (and I did edit in snack for snake, so that was me fixin' it.) This stuff is the debil, as in the best thing ever with beer or whiskey or moonshine.

[olevetonahill]

:rolleyes:
What have I missed? I'm not reading 364 posts
try to keep up ok ?:pop:

[Flagstaffsooner]

What have I missed? I'm not reading 364 postsYou and me both.:P

[Chuck Bao]

What have I missed? I'm not reading 364 posts

It is a typical drunkey town tread. A hard slog at the beginning, quickly moving to innuendo with the female posters (or a few certain male posters) and then climaxing with some self-inflicted bad idea posts and then left to a few who are really into the serious booze, like me.

I think the highlight was with the discussion of weiner pinschers, so go back 3-6 pages.

[OU-HSV]

It is a typical drunkey town tread. A hard slog at the beginning, quickly moving to innuendo with the female posters (or a few certain male posters) and then climaxing with some self-inflicted bad idea posts and then left to a few who are really into the serious booze, like me.

I think the highlight was with the discussion of weiner pinschers, so go back 3-6 pages.
Ha, thanks for clearing that up. After your description..and the glasses of wine and couple beers I've had tonight, I ought to sleep better now.

[olevetonahill]

You coulda stopped after talkin about My weinie Climaxin
Just sayin :pop:

[Chuck Bao]

You coulda stopped after talkin about My weinie Climaxin
Just sayin :pop:

Well, I could have. And, don’t get me wrong. I’m happy your weinie climaxed.

But, isn’t it the job of the mods to mop up afterwards. Where are the mods?