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Jacie
12/14/2007, 07:04 AM
They're trying to line up a date for the prom. So far they've been turned down by the prettiest girl in school and her best friend. As all the other pretty girls have been spoken for things are looking grim for UM.

Time for Plan B.

Let's see, the season started off with a two losses, one a great big exclamation point to Appalachia State. It just so happens, Appy State has a playoff game (D-1 fans may want to do some research to find out what this is since they've never SEEN one) with Delaware (mascot = Blue Hens).

Lightbulb!

Blue Hens . . . Big Blue . . . Appy State connection . . . if they beat them then . . .

Hire the coach that CAN beat Appalachia State! Yes! Meatchicken is courting Delaware Blue Hen coach, K.C. Keeler. Go Blue!

birddog
12/14/2007, 07:52 AM
you're forgetting the obvious. delaware and michigan have the exact same helmets with a different shade of blue.

bluedogok
12/14/2007, 10:17 AM
He won't "offend" the alumni like Bo did at his introduction about changing the helmets.

MextheBulldog
12/14/2007, 04:48 PM
What about this guy?
http://www.atomic13.us/images/myspace/mclovin.jpg