As Clemens is inevitably taped refusing steroid use interviews in the coming weeks...

[soonerboy_odanorth]

I sure hope he's proudly wearing that Longhorn gear he often sports. :D

[The Maestro]

Hook 'em...
http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/04/01/08/clemens/ut83.jpg
...or shoot 'em...in yer butt!