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LilSooner
12/11/2007, 10:22 PM
So we are here in Scottsdale for meetings and came out here a few days early. We went to Sedona yesterday and it was gorgeous but my mom and grandma kept seeing these purple prickly pears and just fell in love with them. So today we went around to various nurseries looking for these damn purple cacti. Either they didn't have them or they wouldn't ship them to us because "it's not worth the hassle".

So...this afternoon when I had to come back to the room to take care of my customers my mom and grandma started casing the joint. They went up and down the streets around our hotel and went all over the 40 acres of the hotel we are staying at trying to find the best ones of these purple prickly pear.

Well after dinner tonight at Roy's (which was just phenomenal btw) I got to be my mother's wingman on this precarious caper. We came back and my mom dressed all in black and we went out in our rented SUV and cased the streets one more time. We switch positions so I could drive and I let her out. I made a couple of drags down the street while she was hauling in her loot with a stolen hotel towel and some baggies.

I swung by picked her up and we are now safely back in the hotel. My stepdad is going to complete this little caper tomorrow by being the mule that brings the cacti across the state line.

So now we my parents are going to have a fence line of purple cacti.


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http://tucsoncactus.org/plants_db_images/opuntia.santa.rita.vw.jpg

LilSooner
12/11/2007, 10:25 PM
Ok this was way more hilarious as we were doing it. Now it just seems kindof sad.

phead903
12/11/2007, 10:27 PM
But Roy's Hawaiian is teh bomb, Lil! Did you have the Hawaiian Martini?

LilSooner
12/11/2007, 10:39 PM
But Roy's Hawaiian is teh bomb, Lil! Did you have the Hawaiian Martini?

No! I didn't they didn't even tell me about it. I had a really horrible club special though. But I did have the tiger prawns and they were UHMAZING!

OCUDad
12/11/2007, 10:54 PM
Don & Charlie's on Camelback. YWIA

olevetonahill
12/11/2007, 10:59 PM
I wanta hear about her Being in the room Taking care of cistomers .:hot:

yermom
12/11/2007, 11:47 PM
man, i hated those things when i was a kid. seemed they were all over the place in Tulsa, or at least where i was

Viking Kitten
12/11/2007, 11:51 PM
I'm thinking about writing a sitcom pilot where somebody gets arrested with their grandma for stealing cacti. Keep sending me ideas, Lil. We won't tell the Writer's Guild what we're up to.

Harry Beanbag
12/12/2007, 06:56 AM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/buttons/report.gif (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/report.php?p=2153235)Post reported to Scottsdale police.

Fugue
12/12/2007, 11:30 AM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/buttons/report.gif (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/report.php?p=2153235)Post reported to Scottsdale police.

or this guy...

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achiro
12/12/2007, 11:43 AM
You know, I have a similar story only our trip involved the love of green money and a string of banks in the upper midwest...'course it started with purple cacti just a couple of years earlier.