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The Maestro
12/11/2007, 02:14 PM
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/1211simpson-CR.html

Say what you want about what happens when she opens her mouth to talk or sing, but the rest of her is a sight to behold.

Thank you, Tony Romo!

And how does this make you a "serious" actress?

Watch Me Stride
12/11/2007, 02:16 PM
Tony is one lucky man.

The Maestro
12/11/2007, 02:19 PM
If she does this, the promo for the movie should come on with a black screen that reads "Jessica Simpson bares all in this movie!!" for 30 seconds. Who cares about the plot or other actors in it? Say that for 30 seconds and watch the tickets sell!

rufnek05
12/11/2007, 02:25 PM
count me in for one of those tickets.

SoonerObsession
12/11/2007, 02:28 PM
Oh, that's how you get respect. Hmmm. Now all I have to do is run naked through the streets and I will get respect. Be back in a minute...

SoonerStormchaser
12/11/2007, 02:37 PM
You owe me a new set of corneas, Obsession!

Harry Beanbag
12/11/2007, 05:12 PM
IN!

KC//CRIMSON
12/11/2007, 05:42 PM
Meh.

Let me know when Alba or Beil goes full frontal.

yermom
12/11/2007, 05:42 PM
can't Tony Tomo do better than that?

she could easily make my version of 4Life's "die in a fire" list

Rogue
12/11/2007, 06:02 PM
In!

Partial Qualifier
12/11/2007, 09:01 PM
"The only hitch is that the script requires a number of quite graphic scenes including a full-frontal nude scene. Jessica is so desperate to land the role and get the industry's respect that she's ready to go against her better judgement, and her family, by agreeing to bare all."

Earlier this year, Jessica's father Joe Simpson forced her to turn down a potentially Oscar-winning role as a porn star, insisting she keep her clothes on.


Aww that's sweet: an out-of-control, blood-sucking offspring pimp with a conscience!

Sooner_Bob
12/11/2007, 10:08 PM
Meh.

Let me know when Alba or Beil goes full frontal.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5471/napdyno2sy8.jpg


Now that's what I'm talkin' about.