Sharing my Cigar

[SicEmBaylor]

So a group of friends and I went up and hit George's Bar tonight (famous bar in Waco populated mostly by Baylor folk). There were a group of chicks behind us who were celebrating the end of the semester since they were graduating. Anywhoo, this hot blonde chick taps me on the shoulder and asks if she can have the cigar I was smoking. I had another one so I gave her mine. Anywhoo, cute gal. I had fun. I ended up having a few drinks with them. If I'd been a bigger man then I may have gotten laid but alas...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/Windows-1252BSU1HMDAwMjEuanBn.jpg

[tommieharris91]

Did you get the cutie's number? If not, then something is really wrong with you.

[SicEmBaylor]

Did you get the cutie's number? If not, then something is really wrong with you.
No I didn't. I got her name, but I don't remember it.

[tommieharris91]

No I didn't. I got her name, but I don't remember it.

That's even worse, but it seems very typical of you...

[proud gonzo]

No I didn't. I got her name, but I don't remember it.I don't think you're human.

[soonerboomer93]

sicem doesn't just strike out

he bats negative numbers

[soonerboomer93]

oh, and i left you a cluestick over on slicks boards

i really don't feel like retyping it here n00b

[TheHumanAlphabet]

No I didn't. I got her name, but I don't remember it.

Okay Sic 'Em you know you are only providing fuel for the fire for comments like this...

You must be heterosexually challenged or drunk if you didn't get her name and number down... ;)

[SoonerGirl06]

At this point in time I'd say he's heterosexually challenged. Actually, I'll just go with challenged.

[Harry Beanbag]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/1/C/clinton_laughing.jpg

[colleyvillesooner]

That's cute how you're standing up and she bent over to get her pic with you...

[Mongo]

asks if she can have the cigar I was smoking. I had another one so I gave her mine

That is classy

Reminds me of Cousin Eddie handing Clark his already open beer and cracking a fresh one open for himself

[The Maestro]

How many Big O's did you drink?

[soonerinabilene]

Youre the one on the right?

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

That is classy

Reminds me of Cousin Eddie handing Clark his already open beer and cracking a fresh one open for himselfA real charmer, that SicEm!

[C&CDean]

Sic is always about 3 years behind on the fads.

[sooneron]

Sic is always about 3 years behind on the fads.
more like 9.:texan:

[sanantoniosooner]

I didn't realize it was ever a fad to be completely emasculated.

[sooneron]

I didn't realize it was ever a fad to be completely emasculated.
I used to smoke them A LOT. Back in 95-96, I got into it heavily and went to the big smoke off that cigar aficionado puts on around 1996. I went to it for the next two years (LOTS of cigar give aways- I'd leave with about 50 freebies). By 99 it was too crowded and WAY too "fadish". I quit going and only indulge occasionally nowadays. The fad issues and the watering down of the stock were reasons enough not to smoke them so much anymore.

[M]

I will agree with Sicem on the cigar thing cause I like a good cigar every now and then.

But seriously, you should have gotten her number.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

No I didn't. I got her name, but I don't remember it.

Sic... You just made the baby Jeebus cry.

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Can we all agree then that this revokes his license to carry a Y chromosome?

[Flagstaffsooner]

I thought you weren't supposed to drink, smoke or phuck at Baylor.

[mdklatt]

I like a good cigar every now and then.


Hmmm....

[TexasLidig8r]

I thought you weren't supposed to drink, smoke or dance at Baylor.

Repaired.

As for Sic... she's fine if you like them a bit.. pasty and plain. However, if she is enthusiastic about the art of sexuality and morally bankrupt.. no. wait. .she's at Baylor.. never mind.

Anyhoo... am picking up a box of Partagas Serie D No. 4 this afternoon. My mule came through!

Oh.. and in futuro Sic old friend.. if a lady wants to share your cigar... in all reasonable likelihood, she wishes to place another cigar shaped object in her mouth later on in the evening.

[rufnek05]

you generally suck at life.

[tommieharris91]

Oh.. and in futuro Sic old friend.. if a lady wants to share your cigar... in all reasonable likelihood, she wishes to place another cigar shaped object in her mouth later on in the evening.

We're not sure if SicEm possesses said cigar-shaped object...

[mdklatt]

if a lady wants to share your cigar... in all reasonable likelihood, she wishes to place another cigar shaped object in her mouth later on in the evening

What does this say about guys who like to smoke cigars?

:pop:

[sooner_born_1960]

Come on people. If sic'em couldn't "get her" last night, while she was drunk, what chance would he have later when she's sober?

[rufnek05]

What does this say about guys who like to smoke cigars?




nothing. It says SicEm doesn't deserve his penis

[TexasLidig8r]

What does this say about guys who like to smoke cigars?

:pop:

Freud: "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

[SicEmBaylor]

That is classy

Reminds me of Cousin Eddie handing Clark his already open beer and cracking a fresh one open for himself

That's what she wanted. She said she didn't know how to light a cigar and wanted the one I was smoking. If she wants to share my slobber then party on. ;)

But yeah, class isn't something associated with this event.

[SleestakSooner]

That grand BU education must have taught her how to recognize a waste of time.

[rufnek05]

That's what she wanted. She said she didn't know how to light a cigar and wanted the one I was smoking. If she wants to share my slobber then party on. ;)

But yeah, class isn't something associated with this event.


thats when you show her. She even looks like had low selfesteem

[Osce0la]

That's what she wanted. She said she didn't know how to light a cigar and wanted the one I was smoking.
1. she doesn't know how to light a cigar
2. #1 means she probably doesn't really smoke cigars
3. girl that does not smoke cigars wants your cigar
4. is it really that hard to figure out?

[Scott D]

1. she doesn't know how to light a cigar
2. #1 means she probably doesn't really smoke cigars
3. girl that does not smoke cigars wants your cigar
4. is it really that hard to figure out?

psst...this is SicEm that we're talking about. There's really no need for me to mock him for this. He's done enough of that by posting this in the first place.

[Ike]

Ahhh, SicEm...I almost pity you. Almost.


But then I realize that your complete ineptitude with the fairer sex will ensure that the world sees fewer bat**** crazy conservatives in future generations.

Perhaps there is a God after all. ;)

Next time, before handing over the cigar, ask what you get in return. This one would have probably given a very good answer.

[SoonerStormchaser]

I don't even know what to say...so I'm gonna just shake my head in disbelief as I head back to my corner.

[SicEmBaylor]

I don't even know what to say...so I'm gonna just shake my head in disbelief as I head back to my corner.

Ah, the wife is punishing you again by making you sit in the corner. Careful, pretty soon you'll lose playtime privileges.

[sanantoniosooner]

Even when Sic'em is taking a beating he can pimp slap SSC.

:D

[tbl]

:D

Without Sicem, this board would be seriously lacking.

[Harry Beanbag]

I like a good cigar every now and then.


http://www.arthurshall.com/images/custom_images/tobacco_fig_03.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

I thought you weren't supposed to drink, smoke or phuck at Baylor.

don't worry, sicem doesn't do any of them

[OUinFLA]

You guys quit ragging on SicEm for not getting her number !


Ask yourself this ............ what would you really expect him to do with her number?


After you have thought about it, just consider it a saved exercise-in-futility.


Personally, I think you should have nailed her that night. Maybe she was drunk enough she wouldn't have noticed you drove a Miata.

[mdklatt]

You guys quit ragging on SicEm for not getting her number !


Ask yourself this ............ what would you really expect him to do with her number?



He's gotta start somewhere. Baby steps.

[rufnek05]

He's gotta start somewhere. Baby steps.


at least he got visual evidence of said encounter. thats a good step right there.

[Oldnslo]

I stopped smoking cigars when I discovered that there wasn't a way the next morning to have it not taste as if someone took a **** in my mouf.

[TexasLidig8r]

I stopped smoking cigars when I discovered that there wasn't a way the next morning to have it not taste as if someone took a **** in my mouf.

2 Oldnslos 1 cup?????? :eek:

[tulsaoilerfan]

I call bull**** on this story; i think he nailed her in the bathroom and lost her number on purpose. :)

[Mixer!]

Sic'Em is the only poster I know who makes Mario Mendoza look like Babe Ruth.

[SicEmBaylor]

I stopped smoking cigars when I discovered that there wasn't a way the next morning to have it not taste as if someone took a **** in my mouf.
Mouth wash+eclipse gum. YWIA

[SoonerGirl06]

What's a good sweet tasting cigar?

[OCUDad]

What's a good sweet tasting cigar?Shame on all y'all for what you're thinking. :)

[olevetonahill]

What's a good sweet tasting cigar?
You want me to answer that ?:D

[SoonerGirl06]

Sure thang sweet cheeks!

[olevetonahill]

Sure thang sweet cheeks!
Well I do have a special "White Owl " you can try ;)

[SoonerGirl06]

Shame on all y'all for what you're thinking. :)

I have such a thing about putting my foot in my mouth... or you guys have such a way of putting a twist on my words.

Either way, I always manage to get myself in these types of situations. :O

[bluedogok]

As for Sic... she's fine if you like them a bit.. pasty and plain. However, if she is enthusiastic about the art of sexuality and morally bankrupt.. no. wait. .she's at Baylor.. never mind.
Did you never dated church school girls? Most of the ones that knew specialized in such things, first time away from the parents and all :D

I can relate about missing a "flirt" signal, my friends used to joke that I needed a flashing neon sign, directions and a road map to pick up on those when I was younger. I just thought they were being friendly but I sometimes found out later there was more to it.

My flirt radar got better as I got older, of course that may be another reason why I didn't get married until I was 39 :rolleyes:


What's a good sweet tasting cigar?
My favorite was always the Onyx Reserve Churchill (http://www.allcigarsonline.com/cigars.cfm/cigars/Onyx-Cigars/Onyx-Reserve-Churchill-Cigars-124.html). A pretty good dark wrapper cigar for the price.

[olevetonahill]

I have such a thing about putting my foot in my mouth... or you guys have such a way of putting a twist on my words.

Either way, I always manage to get myself in these types of situations. :O
HMMM ur foot didnt even cross my mind ;)

[SoonerGirl06]

I can only imagine with you!

[OCUDad]

I can only imagine with you!Easy, girl. Vet is so old his cigar has burned down to a stub.

[olevetonahill]

Easy, girl. Vet is so old his cigar has burned down to a stub.
easy there .

[SoonerGirl06]

Easy, girl. Vet is so old his cigar has burned down to a stub.

So he's got a nubby stub?

[olevetonahill]

So he's got a nubby stub?
Nope Just experienced :hot:

[SoonerGirl06]

Now you're talkin!

[olevetonahill]

Now you're talkin!
:D :hot:

[OUinFLA]

:D :hot:


I've never seen someone do so much with so little :confused:

[SoonerGirl06]

I've never seen someone do so much with so little :confused:

It's all in the technique. ;)

[rufnek05]

wow

[soonerboomer93]

I call bull**** on this story; i think he nailed her in the bathroom and lost her number on purpose. :)

only if her name is Rosey

[rufnek05]

only if her name is Rosey

Palmer? hell of a gal

[soonerboomer93]

i still prefer miss galore

[TexasLidig8r]

Its ok Sic... illegitimi non carborundum!
If you ever make it to Dallas.. you have one of these bad boys waiting for you!

http://www.cigars-review.org/images/pa_seried2.gif

[sanantoniosooner]

Its ok Sic... illegitimi non carborundum!
If you ever make it to Dallas.. you have one of these bad boys waiting for you!

http://www.cigars-review.org/images/pa_seried2.gif
wear protection

[sooneron]

Leave it to the swc school peeps to fag up this board, yet again.

[TexasLidig8r]

Leave it to the swc school peeps to fag up this board, yet again.

fag up this board?????

Should we keep the topics limited to those subjects to which f'in' hillbillies can relate?.. such as flatulence, 3.2 beer, injun casinos, and beef burritos from Squishy Mart? :D

[sooneron]

I guess I'm calling a way too manicured older single dude dangling a cuban cigar at a young boy fagging, so yeah.

[C&CDean]

fag up this board?????

Should we keep the topics limited to those subjects to which f'in' hillbillies can relate?.. such as flatulence, 3.2 beer, injun casinos, and beef burritos from Squishy Mart? :D

Just because a few of you fagtastic bowtie and suspender wearing lawyers still think it's cool to own a $100 lighter to light your 50-cent cigars doesn't make it so.

Cigar smoking is like popped collars, hair perms for men, and droopy drawers. It was cool way back when, but ultimately the test of time pretty much proves it is stupid, looks stupid, smells stupid, and the people who do it reek of insecurity and a need to be noticed.

Don't get me wrong, I've had a cigar or 50 in my lifetime, but I don't sit around looking at Cigar Afficiando, and bragging about the Cuban cigars I've smuggled out of the Caribbean, and think that sitting with a bunch of other people in a cigar bar is one of the gayest things one can do.

[sooneron]

heh

[TexasLidig8r]

Just because a few of you fagtastic bowtie and suspender wearing lawyers still think it's cool to own a $100 lighter to light your 50-cent cigars doesn't make it so.

Suspenders are so... 1980s.. no one ever wears them.. oh... and I use a good old fashioned match..

Cigar smoking is like popped collars, hair perms for men, and droopy drawers. It was cool way back when, but ultimately the test of time pretty much proves it is stupid, looks stupid, smells stupid, and the people who do it reek of insecurity and a need to be noticed.

Fortunately, the toadies who smoked em are now on to other fads (see.. jeans, striped shirts untucked, goofy lookin' shoes and hair spiked up).. since there's not as great a demand, the supply has decreased which results in quality going up. You can once again, smoke for the taste and relaxation.

Don't get me wrong, I've had a cigar or 50 in my lifetime, but I don't sit around looking at Cigar Afficiando, and bragging about the Cuban cigars I've smuggled out of the Caribbean, and think that sitting with a bunch of other people in a cigar bar is one of the gayest things one can do.

Most cubans from the Caribbean are fakes. And Cigar Aficionado has pretty much gone the way of Wine Spectator.. more ads, less substance, both trying too hard to be the New Yorker.


Oh.. and aren't there things more gay than sitting around in a cigar bar?.. oh.. like.. combining firearms and alcohol and shootin' cats? :D

[C&CDean]

Oh.. and aren't there things more gay than sitting around in a cigar bar?.. oh.. like.. combining firearms and alcohol and shootin' cats? :D

Gay? Nah. I'll concede "incredibly stupid" though.

Now if DCSooner had been puffing on a cigar whilst drunkenly chasing a cat through the woods brandishing a 12-gauge going "here kitty kitty kitty..." then yes, that would have pegged the gaymometer.

[olevetonahill]

I've never seen someone do so much with so little :confused:
Did you enjoy the Video ?

[IB4OU2]

Just because a few of you fagtastic bowtie and suspender wearing lawyers still think it's cool to own a $100 lighter to light your 50-cent cigars doesn't make it so.

Cigar smoking is like popped collars, hair perms for men, and droopy drawers. It was cool way back when, but ultimately the test of time pretty much proves it is stupid, looks stupid, smells stupid, and the people who do it reek of insecurity and a need to be noticed.

Don't get me wrong, I've had a cigar or 50 in my lifetime, but I don't sit around looking at Cigar Afficiando, and bragging about the Cuban cigars I've smuggled out of the Caribbean, and think that sitting with a bunch of other people in a cigar bar is one of the gayest things one can do.

I'll smoke one around the camp fire at deer camp occasionally depending on how much crown or JD I've consumed....other than that they are great to use at casinos to drive off wrinkled old women sharing their marlboro smoke with everyone while using adjacent slot machines....*itches.

[rufnek05]

The first Wednesday night of every month we have poker night. sit in the garage play poker, drink beer, and sometimes smoke a cigar.

[sanantoniosooner]

The first Wednesday night of every month we have poker night. sit in the garage play poker, drink beer, and sometimes smoke a cigar.
The other 3 wednesdays you have cheeto and doobie night?

[rufnek05]

The other 3 wednesdays you have cheeto and doobie night?


no. funions.

[SicEmBaylor]

Its ok Sic... illegitimi non carborundum!
If you ever make it to Dallas.. you have one of these bad boys waiting for you!

http://www.cigars-review.org/images/pa_seried2.gif
If I had a Partagas the other night there's no way in hell I would have shared it!

I definitely need to take you up on that offer someday....

[SicEmBaylor]

Here's the deal with cigars for me:

I'm a very intense and highly stressed individual. I get virtually no enjoyment out of the mundaneness of day to day activities. Several years ago my yankee friend from Boston turned me on to cigars late one night outside of our dorm building. From then on, I was hooked. Truly, there is nothing else that "relaxes" me in the evenings quite like a cigar and adult beverage do.

I also just flat out enjoy the cigar itself. It also fascinates me to think of all the work that went into producing each individual stick. When you think about how difficult it is to properly raise cigar tobacco (3 different types and often from 3 different regions!), to cure it, to ship it to the factory, and then someone has to hand roll each individual cigar before it's banded, boxed, and shipped out to me. It's really incredible that there's little to no automation involved in the process. Even harvesting the crop is done by hand because machines would tear the leaves and cigar leaf can't be torn (especially the wrapper).

[LoyalFan]

You guys quit ragging on SicEm for not getting her number !

Personally, I think you should have nailed her that night. Maybe she was drunk enough she wouldn't have noticed you drove a Miata.

She probably woot'na noticed him nailing her either.

LF

[LoyalFan]

I have such a thing about putting my foot in my mouth...
:O

Well, if those are YOUR feet in the avvie, I'd be willing to nibble them while you attend to more pressing matters. Just to help out, that's all.

The ever-helpful...
LF

[SicEmBaylor]

She probably woot'na noticed him nailing her either.

LF

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway my brother.

[Ike]

Here's the deal with cigars for me:

I'm a very intense and highly stressed individual. I get virtually no enjoyment out of the mundaneness of day to day activities. Several years ago my yankee friend from Boston turned me on to cigars late one night outside of our dorm building. From then on, I was hooked. Truly, there is nothing else that "relaxes" me in the evenings quite like a cigar and adult beverage do.

I also just flat out enjoy the cigar itself. It also fascinates me to think of all the work that went into producing each individual stick. When you think about how difficult it is to properly raise cigar tobacco (3 different types and often from 3 different regions!), to cure it, to ship it to the factory, and then someone has to hand roll each individual cigar before it's banded, boxed, and shipped out to me. It's really incredible that there's little to no automation involved in the process. Even harvesting the crop is done by hand because machines would tear the leaves and cigar leaf can't be torn (especially the wrapper).


dude, machinery has come a long way. I'd wager that most of the cigars you smoke have never been in contact with a human being right up until the point that you stick it in your mouth.

[proud gonzo]

Ever thought about maybe learning to not be so ****ing stressed on your own rather than smoking big cancer sticks every night?

[SicEmBaylor]

dude, machinery has come a long way. I'd wager that most of the cigars you smoke have never been in contact with a human being right up until the point that you stick it in your mouth.

Uh, you would wager wrong. Nearly all of the work has to be done by hand. There are exceptions. For example, there are these giant conveyer belt like machines in the fields that transport the leaf from the fields to the wherever they go next (I'm assuming the curing barns). The reason for that is to help prevent the leaf from splitting/breaking due to handling. So in that sense machines are used. But if you think there are giant *** harvesters rolling through the fields and that all cigars are machine made then you're wrong.

The cigars that are machine made are the cheapies and blunts you buy at the grocery store or the gas station.

Premium cigars are pretty tightly regulated by the industry. It's comparable to the way the wine industry regulates itself.

[SicEmBaylor]

Ever thought about maybe learning to not be so ****ing stressed on your own rather than smoking big cancer sticks every night?
The occurrence of cancer among men who ONLY smoke cigars is very very low. You essentially would have to chain smoke them all day for an extended period of years to really raise the risk of lung cancer. I think mouth sores/cancer is a bigger concern than lung but even that's pretty low compared to cigarette smokers.

[proud gonzo]

The occurrence of cancer among men who ONLY smoke cigars is very very low. You essentially would have to chain smoke them all day for an extended period of years to really raise the risk of lung cancer. I think mouth sores/cancer is a bigger concern than lung but even that's pretty low compared to cigarette smokers.and again, congratulations on completely ignoring the point

[IB4OU2]

and again, congratulations on completely ignoring the point

give up little one (PG)....it's hopeless.

[proud gonzo]

give up little one (PG)....it's hopeless.*sigh* I know.

[mdklatt]

Truly, there is nothing else that "relaxes" me in the evenings quite like a cigar and adult beverage do.

Then you're doing it wrong.



even harvesting the crop is done by hand


Well yeah, but you just said you preferred cigars.

[SicEmBaylor]

Then you're doing it wrong.



Well yeah, but you just said you preferred cigars.

I think you're stretching a little now. ;)

[Chuck Bao]

So a group of friends and I went up and hit George's Bar tonight (famous bar in Waco populated mostly by Baylor folk). There were a group of chicks behind us who were celebrating the end of the semester since they were graduating. Anywhoo, this hot blonde chick taps me on the shoulder and asks if she can have the cigar I was smoking. I had another one so I gave her mine. Anywhoo, cute gal. I had fun. I ended up having a few drinks with them. If I'd been a bigger man then I may have gotten laid but alas...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/Windows-1252BSU1HMDAwMjEuanBn.jpg

This pic reminds me of George's and the Big O. I used to call it fish bowl beer. It's good to see things haven't changed under and across the I-35.

Offer to take her to a basketball game.

[SicEmBaylor]

This pic reminds me of George's and the Big O. I used to call it fish bowl beer. It's good to see things haven't changed under and across the I-35.

Offer to take her to a basketball game.

I had 3 Big O's that night.

I hate basketball. ;)

[Mixer!]

Several years ago my yankee friend from Boston turned me on to cigars late one night outside of our dorm building. From then on, I was hooked. Truly, there is nothing else that "relaxes" me in the evenings quite like a cigar and adult beverage do. "Dear Penthouse Forum..." :eek:

[toast]

this thread is 6 pages and not one question as to why Slater from SBTB is at the bar?

[rufnek05]

this thread is 6 pages and not one question as to why Slater from SBTB is at the bar?


the guy in the blue shirt?

[proud gonzo]

I had 3 Big O's that night.

I hate basketball. ;)liking basketball is not required because that is not the point, OMG.

[tulsaoilerfan]

i'm just glad to finally have photographic proof that Sic Em does indeed exist

[soonerboomer93]

eh, just let it go PG

we all have to just realize sicem needs to have his balls drop before he ever has a chance of getting any. His balls will never drops as long as he continues to coddle himself and hide from life.

[soonerboomer93]

i'm just glad to finally have photographic proof that Sic Em does indeed exist

i don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

[rufnek05]

i don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.


just think of all to humor your life would be missing if he did not infact exists. well humor and pitty.

[olevetonahill]

Sicem should change his name to sucem .
Just sayin

[SicEmBaylor]

Too many people have met me at this point to believe that I am but a mere myth.

[olevetonahill]

Too many people have met me at this point to believe that I am but a mere myth.
Ya got that right Buddy
You are a legend in your Own mind :P

[SoonerGirl06]

Well, if those are YOUR feet in the avvie, I'd be willing to nibble them while you attend to more pressing matters. Just to help out, that's all.

The ever-helpful...
LF

My tootsies are very tickle-ish so you'd have to go easy.

[SoonerGirl06]

Too many people have met me at this point to believe that I am but a mere myth.

You need to be tied up and seriously f^cked.

[olevetonahill]

You need to be tied up and seriously f^cked.
Hey , Im almost as pitiful as him . Ya wanta Practice ????????:hot:

[OCUDad]

Too many people have met me at this point to believe that I am but a mere myth.Dropping that lisp would be a good move.

[SicEmBaylor]

I showed it to my grandmother.

[tommieharris91]

I showed it to my grandmother.

SSC would be proud.

[SicEmBaylor]

SSC would be proud.
Probably, he's been wanting to get her back ever since they broke up a few months ago.

[olevetonahill]

ssc= sicp;) 3nd