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olevetonahill
12/8/2007, 05:55 PM
Is it a long distance call ?
Peek minutes or Off peek ?
Im :confused:

stoops the eternal pimp
12/8/2007, 06:10 PM
roaming call

olevetonahill
12/8/2007, 06:12 PM
roaming call
Kinda what Im wondering . Would he wait till your free Minutes start ?

stoops the eternal pimp
12/8/2007, 06:14 PM
usually we talk at night and weekends for the unlimited N and W minutes

olevetonahill
12/8/2007, 06:16 PM
usually we talk at night and weekends for the unlimited N and W minutes
Then hes considerate ? of the Bills ? Does he want ya rich and stuff ?

Okla-homey
12/8/2007, 07:02 PM
God has never spoken words to me, but He has neverthess answered my pleas, and many times made his presence and intent clearly apparent to me.

Reminds me of a little joke:

Farmer is stuck on his shed roof amid a flood.

Guy comes by in a boat and offers to rescue him.

Farmer says, "naw, the Lord will provide."

Guy comes by in helicopter and using the loudspeaker, offers to drop a basket and rescue him.

Farmer says, "naw, the Lord will provide."

Directly, the water tops the shed roof and farmer is swept away to his death.

Farmer gets to heaven and asks the first angel he encounters, "I've always been faithful. Why didn't the Lord provide in my hour of need?"

Angel says, "Look noob, He sent a boat and a helicopter.";)

KsSooner
12/8/2007, 07:06 PM
If you are in Oklahoma, it's a local call...

Okla-homey
12/8/2007, 07:10 PM
If you are in Oklahoma, it's a local call...

heck man, you can just yell out the winder!:D

olevetonahill
12/8/2007, 08:18 PM
If you are in Oklahoma, it's a local call...
What i was askin ;)