I have a staph infection...

[Mongo]

guess where it is.

HINT: it really hurts when I have to pull the band aid that covers it off

[yermom]

it's your spekker isn't it?

[soonerboomer93]

he can cover his whole spekker with 1 little bandaid?

[Jimminy Crimson]

Would that also be considered a staff infection? :eek:

[Widescreen]

Someone finally took you up on one of your spek offers, huh?

[olevetonahill]

Someone finally took you up on one of your spek offers, huh?
C-P gave him a hotcarl enima ?:eek:

[Newbomb Turk]

you should have shaved your back.

[StoopTroup]

I was eating...

[Newbomb Turk]

I was eating...

welcome to the mongo diet.

[Harry Beanbag]

I thought that was called gonorrhea.

[C&CDean]

It's on your vagina, isn't it?

[SoonerGirl06]

Mongo has a vagina AND a penis?!?!



Oh my!

[C&CDean]

Mongo has a vagina AND a penis?!?!



Oh my!

Nah, just a vagina.

[Whet]

Must be a flesh eating staph infection!

[Mongo]

my vagina is doing fine, but she still cant cook for ****

[SoonerGirl06]

I'm going to hold off saying what I was initially going to say.

[Sooner_Bob]

Hopefully its not MRSA.

[Mongo]

the doc said it was, but he didnt do any extensive testing on it. so I dont know. I am taking an assload of antibiotics though, but thank God I have super human characteristics to fend off the nasties

[soonerboomer93]

if you have super human characteristics, then why the need for antibiotics?

you shoulda just rubbed some dirt on it, ya *****

[SoonerGirl06]

Make sure you wash your hands really good and cover the wound. It can spread easily and you want to be cautious especially with a little one running around.

[GottaHavePride]

Mongo has a vagina AND a penis?!?!



Oh my!

Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be into you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFjrbmj0CUc)

[critical_phil]

i recommend 2 enemas and an aspirin.

[SoonerTerry]

Rub some dirt on it..

[SoonerGirl06]

i recommend 2 enemas and an aspirin.

You forgot "and call me in the morning."

[Mongo]

You forgot "and call me in the morning."

I dont have his number, but I'll just give 1TC a call and he'll nudge him awake for me

[SoonerGirl06]

1tc will want to help you with the enemas. You should call him first.

[critical_phil]

I dont have his number, but I'll just give 1TC a call and he'll nudge him awake for me


don't believe this.


trust me. i just had to explain a bunch of numbers popping up on my cell phone bill to mrs. critical, and Mongo's was one of them. he texted me about 10 times last month.

then she called me a loser for having internet friends.

[Mongo]

whose other number did you have to explain?

see if i ever contact you for chimi time again

[soonerboomer93]

don't believe this.


trust me. i just had to explain a bunch of numbers popping up on my cell phone bill to mrs. critical, and Mongo's was one of them. he texted me about 10 times last month.

then she called me a loser for having internet friends.


can I call you a looser for having to explain it to your wife?

[critical_phil]

whose other number did you have to explain?


1TC's.

[olevetonahill]

Poke a hole init .

[SoonerGirl06]

I think he already has... why do you think he's got 1tc # on speed dial?

[olevetonahill]

I think he already has... why do you think he's got 1tc # on speed dial?
My bad

[1stTimeCaller]

You people are dragging my fine name through the mud. My attorney will be contacting you shortly.

Are you using Ninja Turtle Band-Aids or any kind of really cool band-aids or just the plain ole boring ones?

c_p, she knows my number, she was just messing with you on that one. ;)