Real Men of Genius - Mizzou Big12 Championship Game Edition

[mfosterftw]

Sorry if it's been posted. For whatever reason searching isn't working for me anymore, and I've tried with both Macs and PCs using IE and Firefox.

Bud Light Presents.....Real Men of Genius

~~Real Men of Genius~~

Today we salute you, Mister Humiliated Missouri Tigers Fan

~~Mister Humiliated Missouri Tigers Fan!~~

You are number one in the country.
You beat your rival, and have a chance at the national title.
It's time to print scoreboard t-shirts and worship civil war tyrants.

~~We burned your town down!!!~~

As fast as your QB could pick his nose,
your dream season came crashing down.
Your title hopes died in embarrassing fashion,
and your Chase cried like a little girl.

~~Why does always this happen to me!?!?!?!~~

Fifth downs, Tyrus Edney, Quin Snyder and now the BCS,
once again, you are the laughingstock of college sports nationwide.
I bet you're feeling pretty pathetic right now.

~~This is the worst day of my life!!!~~

So crack open a Bud Light Mister self-professed cursed Tigers fan.
Perhaps if you didn't mock WWII vets or people with cancer on national television,
people would actually give a rats *** about you,
and karma wouldn't be such a bitch.

~~Mister Humiliated Missouri Tigers fan~~

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis Missouri. Please commit suicide responsibly.



Side note, they left out Steve Stipanovich, the best shooter Mizzou ever had...

[TripleOption14]

This my friend is MAGIC!!!!!! :D ... and karma wouldn't be such a bitch. HAHAHA :D

[DrZaius]

It just doesn't work without the audio.

[mfosterftw]

I can hear it in my head though, but if that doesn't work for you *shrug*...

This piece seems to be flying around the blogosphere now (especially in KC), including this one that provides some visuals http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/bwheeler03/122320

[sooner59]

How about this... A Missouri fan somehow got an article in the Oklahoma Daily today here at school. First they congratulated us, then proceeded to express their disgust in us for being unpatriotic and disgracing and disrespecting the national anthem. Ha. I know a lot of people in the military (sooners, pokes, etc.) that could care less. If it doesnt bother them, it shouldnt bother misery. Its not like we hate this country. Then they say that they arent disgruntled b/c of the loss, but they are just upset as patriotic Americans. Nothing says patriotic like making shirts of burning down the city of Lawrence during the civil war over slavery issues.

[Mark_of_Tulsa]

I didn't get the reference to the WWII vets being mocked. I'm ignorant when it comes to the Mizzou's shanaigans.

[Youngsooner]

It just doesn't work without the audio.

I sang it out loud. seemed to work for me :D

[oupride]

In MHO Mizzou got duped by the Broken Championship Series into believing they were the best team. Those poor fans that traveled down here were simply stunned leaving the stadium. They were somewhat zombieish, quiet, numb. Mark another generation of OU haters at Columbus. That drive home musta sucked......OH, and I sing "SOONERS!" too.

[Williesan]

They also left out Nebraska's Shevin Wiggins and Matt Davidson of the "kicked ball catch" fame in the 1997 season.

It's a classic tho - 'spek to you for posting it. :cool:

Williesan

[sooner518]

How about this... A Missouri fan somehow got an article in the Oklahoma Daily today here at school. First they congratulated us, then proceeded to express their disgust in us for being unpatriotic and disgracing and disrespecting the national anthem. Ha. I know a lot of people in the military (sooners, pokes, etc.) that could care less. If it doesnt bother them, it shouldnt bother misery. Its not like we hate this country. Then they say that they arent disgruntled b/c of the loss, but they are just upset as patriotic Americans. Nothing says patriotic like making shirts of burning down the city of Lawrence during the civil war over slavery issues.

did he ask where ENA gets his Boomer Sooner ringtones too?

[sooner59]

ENA??

[badger]

ENA??
They call him ENA because he would run all day if his dad let him.

[insuranceman_22]

Very nicely done, thanks!

[OK2LA]

ENA??

I think that is Ebony Ninja Assasin - Paul Thompson

[Ash]

I think that is Ebony Ninja Assasin - Paul Thompson

Nope, badger had it right.

Paul Thompson was known as AD even though his initials are PT. don't ask me why.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Did you guys know that the guy who does the singing voice on the real commercials is the guy who sang for Survivor? The "Eye of the Tiger" guys?

That somehow makes this even funnier to me!

[birddog]

uh oh, late night boozin and postin for crucifax! :D

i just hope lester has to get a double decker hat to fit that huge M on it.

[Crucifax Autumn]

uh oh, late night boozin and postin for crucifax!

True enough, but I'm serious!

http://www.usatoday.com/money/advertising/adtrack/2004-01-12-bud-side2_x.htm

[silverwheels]

Meh. These things stop being funny when you do them about everything.

[rolltidesoonerguy]

Hey guys I am an Alabama Fan! I know you all are probably thinking bad thoughts, but I really like the Sooners and I pull for you guys every time you play! When you guys visited T-town I have never in my life witnessed the class of fans as you guys showed! I really hope you guys beat WV to death, those guys don't play a tough schedule at all! I believe in the end the Oklahoma Sooners will shine!!!!!!!

I have heard rumors, but I just need some conformation, is it true that after Fran left us and Oklahoma beat A&M ya'll played the Alabama fight song? If so that is great! I will always respect Oklahoma until ya'll beat us in the NC game lol! Oh yeah I forgot to mention I hate USC!!!

[LoyalFan]

[QUOTE=oupride] Mark another generation of OU haters at...(inserted by LoyalFan:) COLUMBIA, NOT COLUMBUS (end insert.)... [QUOTE]

Repaired, under warranty, no charge and you get a free set of new floor mats.

LF

PeeYess: Columbia is a NICE town with great people. The U of M is an impressive place as well. Of course, it ain't OU, but...

[NS5]

LoyalFan exposed, because his Dad went to U.M. Don't forget the Door Locks!

[mfosterftw]

Gee, thanks for the anonymous neg, whoever you were... :rolleyes:

[Youngsooner]

Gee, thanks for the anonymous neg, whoever you were... :rolleyes:

I thought i was the only one that got that... probably a mizzou fan mad because he thought i was a bad singer

[josh09]

Sorry if it's been posted. For whatever reason searching isn't working for me anymore, and I've tried with both Macs and PCs using IE and Firefox.

Bud Light Presents.....Real Men of Genius

~~Real Men of Genius~~

Today we salute you, Mister Humiliated Missouri Tigers Fan

~~Mister Humiliated Missouri Tigers Fan!~~

You are number one in the country.
You beat your rival, and have a chance at the national title.
It's time to print scoreboard t-shirts and worship civil war tyrants.

~~We burned your town down!!!~~

As fast as your QB could pick his nose,
your dream season came crashing down.
Your title hopes died in embarrassing fashion,
and your Chase cried like a little girl.

~~Why does always this happen to me!?!?!?!~~

Fifth downs, Tyrus Edney, Quin Snyder and now the BCS,
once again, you are the laughingstock of college sports nationwide.
I bet you're feeling pretty pathetic right now.

~~This is the worst day of my life!!!~~

So crack open a Bud Light Mister self-professed cursed Tigers fan.
Perhaps if you didn't mock WWII vets or people with cancer on national television,
people would actually give a rats *** about you,
and karma wouldn't be such a bitch.

~~Mister Humiliated Missouri Tigers fan~~

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis Missouri. Please commit suicide responsibly.



Side note, they left out Steve Stipanovich, the best shooter Mizzou ever had...

I can just hear it now.... :D