My dad just left a message on my answering machine

[MamaMia]

:eek:

My folks have been in the process of moving from New Port Richey Florida to Table Rock Lake this past year. Daddy was going through some mementos that Mama had packed away in a truck and found a joint in my high school prom purse.

[rufnek05]

LMFAO!!! that's awesome!

[frankensooner]

I was going to make a rufnek05 comment, but he beat me to it! ;)

[HskrGrl]

Did you tell him it wasn't yours and that a friend of yours asked you to hold it for her. That lie works every time! ;)

[MamaMia]

I think I'm just going to tell him that I don't know how it got there. That was over 30 plus years ago. :O

[HskrGrl]

Do you have a sister you can blame it on?

[sooner_born_1960]

I think I'm just going to tell him that I don't know how it got there. That was over 30 plus years ago. :O
Oh, for crying out loud. You don't have to protect me any longer. Tell him the truth. ;)

[MamaMia]

Do you have a sister you can blame it on?
Yes, but she was the perfect little angel and I was not, so that wont work.

[royalfan5]

Did you ask them how they knew it was a joint?

[MamaMia]

Did you ask them how they knew it was a joint?I haven't called him back just yet. I suppose I could ask him why he stashed a joint in my purse, or blame it on sooner born. :P

[olevetonahill]

Tell em send it to Me , Ill destroy the evidence :cool:

[M]

Tell him to light it up just to make sure it's really a joint. ;)

[HskrGrl]

When you call him back say "I have been looking for that thing forever! Thanks for finding it for me. Would mind holding on to it until I get out there to pick it up? Thanks, dad. You're the best!"

[TUSooner]

How does he know it's not your mom's? She packed the stuff!
~~~
Must have been a great prom if you forgot the doobie !!!!

[mdklatt]

You had a purse just for prom?

[85Sooner]

GROUNDED for a month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[limey_sooner]

Was you dad giggling and talking about being really hungry?

[OKC-SLC]

call the cops on them.

[MextheBulldog]

You got an extra joint? It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

[rufnek05]

too bad gonj isn't like a fine wine that only gets better with age. That would be a sweet J.

[olevetonahill]

So did the kid get lucky? ;)
30 yrs ago and you expect her to member ?after not membering she had some smoke left ?

[VeeJay]

I'd think after 30+ years that stuff would have been in some kind of biodegrading phase.

But back in my day I usually didn't hold on to dope more than a few days.

[olevetonahill]

I'd think after 30+ years that stuff would have been in some kind of biodegrading phase.

But back in my day I usually didn't hold on to dope more than a few minutes.

Fixed :D

[rufnek05]

This thread has inspired me to quit toking.

[rufnek05]

ok that was a lie

[sanantoniosooner]

ok that was a lie
whatever rufsic'melo

[rufnek05]

whatever rufsic'melo

:confused:

[Mixer!]

you = SicEm = Melo =

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61qJmHee4XL._SS500_.jpg

or so I've read. (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104922) :pop:

[tulsaoilerfan]

So was it a full joint or just a doobie? :)

[olevetonahill]

So was it a full joint or just a doobie? :)
She said Joint ! pay tention .;)

[rufnek05]

Who's Molly Hatchet?

[gh55]

tell him you didn't inhale.

[proud gonzo]

You had a purse just for prom?uh... most girls do

[mdklatt]

So was it a full joint or just a doobie? :)

Those are different things? :confused:

[tulsaoilerfan]

Those are different things? :confused:
Dammit, meant roach, not doobie:O

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

:eek:

My folks have been in the process of moving from New Port Richey Florida to Table Rock Lake this past year. Daddy was going through some mementos that Mama had packed away in a truck and found a joint in my high school prom purse.

Better finding a joint instead of a condom, right?!

[MamaMia]

Better finding a joint instead of a condom, right?!or a condom wrapper. ;)

I finally called back. I asked him if he was going to ground me. He said "What are talking about? You're still grounded from before. I just gave you a 30 year reprieve to give myself some peace." :O

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

or a condom wrapper. ;)

I finally called back. I asked him if he was going to ground me. He said "What are talking about? You're still grounded from before. I just gave you a 30 year reprieve to give myself some peace." :O

Good call! Empty condom wrapper would be bad!

[IB4OU2]

Tell him your glaucoma has drastically improved in the last 30 years and medication isn't required now.