Things you just never got...

[royalfan5]

video games
comic books
motorcycles
cheerleaders

[M]

Do you mean got as in "understood" or "had in your possession"?

[olevetonahill]

video games
comic books
motorcycles
cheerleaders

I nevar got enough Cheerleaders to suit me .

[Lott's Bandana]

No, but I "got" a Playboy Bunny as well as a former Stripper this past month. Do the two of them equal a cheerleader?

TIA





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[royalfan5]

Do you mean got as in "understood" or "had in your possession"?
understood, but that generally has a causal effect on the second part.

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm going to second comic books and motorcycles. Comic books especially...

But, I'm going to have to disagree with my friend from Nebraska on video games and cheerleaders.

To add to the list:

Rice rockets.
The appeal of ranching.
American Idol.
Basketball.
Baggy pants.
Male jewelry.
Tattoos.
Life.

[royalfan5]

I nevar got enough Cheerleaders to suit me .
I tried once, but then I found out the dude she was dating had already cracked two of my ribs and gave me a concussion during a football game. I backed off at that point.

[olevetonahill]

No, but I "got" a Playboy Bunny as well as a former Stripper this past month. Do the two of them equal a cheerleader?

TIA





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Ill trade you My comic books .

[sooner_born_1960]

What's not to get?
Video games are for playing.
Comic books are for reading.
Motorcycles are for riding.
Cheerleaders are for... well you get the idea.

[royalfan5]

I should clarify on cheerleading. I don't like the concept of having cheerleaders, I do like chicks in short skirts.

[M]

understood, but that generally has a causal effect on the second part.

Well apparently I didn't "get" this thread. :P

[olevetonahill]

I tried once, but then I found out the dude she was dating had already cracked two of my ribs and gave me a concussion during a football game. I backed off at that point.
That was you ????????
Sorry , If I had known it was you I would have shared .:O

[olevetonahill]

Well apparently I didn't "get" this thread. :P
Its a guy thing .

[SicEmBaylor]

I should clarify on cheerleading. I don't like the concept of having cheerleaders, I do like chicks in short skirts.

I get cheerleaders, but I don't get why they consider it a sport.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I'm sure Lil can explain it to you.

And then administer a swift kick in your shinhole just to make sure you 'get it'.

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm sure Lil can explain it to you.

And then administer a swift kick in your shinhole just to make sure you 'get it'.

Now THAT is a sport.

[Whet]

I never got that winning PowerBall combination....

[olevetonahill]

I get cheerleaders, but I don't get why they consider it a sport.

You wouldnt . :rolleyes:

[M]

I get cheerleaders, but I don't get why they consider it a sport.

I bet most cheerleaders have more athletic ability (tumbling, strength, agility, dance, endurance) than you'll ever have. Plus there are tons of cheer competitions, which they prepare for months (or years if you consider the amount of time it takes to develop those skills) in advance.

[SicEmBaylor]

I bet most cheerleaders have more athletic ability (tumbling, strength, agility, dance, endurance) than you'll ever have. Plus there are tons of cheer competitions, which they prepare for months (or years if you consider the amount of time it takes to develop those skills) in advance.

So does ballet, but it's not a sport.

[olevetonahill]

I bet most cheerleaders have more athletic ability (tumbling, strength, agility, dance, endurance) than you'll ever have. Plus there are tons of cheer competitions, which they prepare for months (or years if you consider the amount of time it takes to develop those skills) in advance.

Oh that kinda sport , I was thinkin nm:O

[royalfan5]

I bet most cheerleaders have more athletic ability (tumbling, strength, agility, dance, endurance) than you'll ever have. Plus there are tons of cheer competitions, which they prepare for months (or years if you consider the amount of time it takes to develop those skills) in advance.
Then have a gymnastics team, and not be in the way during basketball games. I don't think that's too much to ask.

[olevetonahill]

Then have a gymnastics team, and not be in the way during basketball games. I don't think that's too much to ask.
Cheerleaders are in the way ?:eek:
Turn in your man card .

[SicEmBaylor]

Yeah, I don't mind them at games. I can see the purpose in having them, but it's not a sport.

I was on the debate team in HS and part of college, but I don't consider that a sport.

[royalfan5]

Cheerleaders are in the way ?:eek:
Turn in your man card .
When you are playing the game, they are. I don't want a girl to get hurt when I commit a hard foul and knock a guy into the baseline wall. The court is for players and coaches.

[olevetonahill]

When you are playing the game, they are. I don't want a girl to get hurt when I commit a hard foul and knock a guy into the baseline wall. The court is for players and coaches.
Shouldnt you just dribble between their legs then ?

[royalfan5]

Shouldnt you just dribble between their legs then ?
Not when you have a game to win.

[olevetonahill]

Not when you have a game to win.

I just dont unerstand you I guess , A game Is more impotent than a cheerleaders legs ?
You youngsters :eek:

[royalfan5]

I just dont unerstand you I guess , A game Is more impotent than a cheerleaders legs ?
You youngsters :eek:
When you are playing the game yes. There is nothing more important than winning.

[olevetonahill]

When you are playing the game yes. There is nothing more important than winning.
Aint that what I said ? A man needs to Score !

[M]

So does ballet, but it's not a sport.


I guess I don't "get" SicEm!!

[royalfan5]

Aint that what I said ? A man needs to Score !
The game doesn't last more than two hours in most cases, there is plenty of time for other activities later.

[soonerbrat]

I guess I don't "get" SicEm!!

consider yourself lucky!

[olevetonahill]

I guess I don't "get" SicEm!!
The end Of that line is 5 miles back :D

[Mjcpr]

I guess I don't "get" SicEm!!

Does that mean you don't understand him or you don't have him in your posession?

[olevetonahill]

The game doesn't last more than two hours in most cases, there is plenty of time for other activities later.

Like I said youngsters
If ya pass it up , You cant evar catch it up .

[M]

Does that mean you don't understand him or you don't have him in your posession?

Um. Both. Thankfully.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

You know better than that, you turd.

:mad:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Oh, sorry.

Someone just posted a pic that he shouldn't have.

Carry on.

[soonerbrat]

I thought you were calling Miss M a turd.

[Fugue]

I thought it was just Booty's instinctual reaction to Pat. :texan:

Top o' the Page Bitches

[Sooner_Bob]

Cheerleaders are in the way ?:eek:
Turn in your man card .

exactly . . .

[Oldnslo]

someone posted a picture of a turd?


I don't get it.

[C&CDean]

I saw the pic, and it wasn't of a turd.......but it was of a place that turds come from.

[C&CDean]

Things I don't get:

Fags
Fags who wear earrings
Fags who wear their britches with their drawers showing
Fags who wear flat-brimmed hats sideways
Rap
Child abuse
Spousal abuse
People who want to fight when they drink
Krispy Kreme donuts
People that don't pay their bills
People that don't like the outdoors
Malls
Chick flicks
Crotchless panties (I can just scootch the crotch over or take them off if'n I want me some)
Fake tits
Botox
Vegans
People who talk in tongues
Little jap cars that people think are hot rods
Fags who drive Miatas
Women who use their booty as a bartering chip

I could go on and on....

[JohnnyMack]

Motorcycles - either type
Spending money fixing up cars instead of just buying a nicer car
Parents who push kids into pageants.
MySpace and/or Facebook
Celine Dion
Black olives
Religion

[royalfan5]

I forgot to mention people who tuck their jeans into their boots.

[C&CDean]

I forgot to mention people who tuck their jeans into their boots.

So I guess you've never actually owned property huh?

[M]

I forgot to mention people who tuck their jeans into their boots.

Others think it's pretty cute when I do that. ;)

[royalfan5]

So I guess you've never actually owned property huh?
If you are worried about getting your jeans dirty, wear overshoes. Otherwise the jeans go over your boots. Owning property has nothing to do with it. I've been tromping around into cattle lots and pork confinement buildings since I could walk and my jeans have never went inside my boots.

[M]

Now what I don't get is when your jeans are halfway tucked in your boots, the other half is hanging out. Is that the new cowboy style?

[C&CDean]

-sigh-

****ing nibbish hillbillies.

If you've got one pant leg in your boot (and you don't tuck it in, you just pull your boot on and let the leg hang where it will) it signifies that you are a property owner.

If you've got both pant legs in your boots it means you're a hired hand.

And what about knee-high muck/mud boots? You pull your britches over them too?

[JohnnyMack]

MMA, UFC or any of that stuff. Just give me a boxing match.
Socialites/people who just HAVE to attend social functions.
Cigars.
Scallops.
Vacations in Cancun and Cancun-like places.

[C&CDean]

Now what I don't get is when your jeans are halfway tucked in your boots, the other half is hanging out. Is that the new cowboy style?

No, it's not new at all. I know a lot of horse people who do this. I'm assuming it's just to keep the **** off the pants and to keep the britches from snagging on the spurs. Of course most horse people I know are morons.

[M]

No, it's not new at all. I know a lot of horse people who do this. I'm assuming it's just to keep the **** off the pants and to keep the britches from snagging on the spurs. Of course most horse people I know are morons.

Hmmm...I see. But I saw this up at the Caravan in Tulsa, and I don't think they had ridden their horses there. :P

[royalfan5]

-sigh-

****ing nibbish hillbillies.

If you've got one pant leg in your boot (and you don't tuck it in, you just pull your boot on and let the leg hang where it will) it signifies that you are a property owner.

If you've got both pant legs in your boots it means you're a hired hand.

And what about knee-high muck/mud boots? You pull your britches over them too?
Not looking stupid trumps property owner status in Nebraska. What part of if you don't want your jeans dirty, wear overshoes didn't you get. jeans go over boots, overshoes go over both.

[sooner_born_1960]

Others think it's pretty cute when I do that. ;)
This post is worthless without pictures. ;)

[Jimminy Crimson]

Others think it's pretty cute when I do that. ;)

I'll second that motion! :hot:

[sooner_born_1960]

Not looking stupid trumps property owner status in Nebraska.
Really?

[royalfan5]

Really?
We aren't show-offs here. Plus, if I want to know who owns property, I'll look in the platbook.

[C&CDean]

Not looking stupid trumps property owner status in Nebraska. What part of if you don't want your jeans dirty, wear overshoes didn't you get. jeans go over boots, overshoes go over both.

I could get a lot of mileage out of this one, but I'll be nice...

Overshoes? Those fairy things some kids wore to school over their shoes? Are you ****ing kidding me? Name one thing (other than having your dick waggling out or something) that looks stupider than overshoes. You can't.

[royalfan5]

I could get a lot of mileage out of this one, but I'll be nice...

Overshoes? Those fairy things some kids wore to school over their shoes? Are you ****ing kidding me? Name one thing (other than having your dick waggling out or something) that looks stupider than overshoes. You can't.
http://www.lacrossefootwear.com/product/work+boots/rubber+/zxt+western+series+overshoe+-++13%27%27.do

these. 5 buckle lacrosses.

[Oldnslo]

http://www.lacrossefootwear.com/product/work+boots/rubber+/zxt+western+series+overshoe+-++13%27%27.do

these. 5 buckle lacrosses.
Dean is right.

Spade = spade. These look teh Brokeback "sensible shoes" ghey.

[sooner_born_1960]

Things I don't get:
Overshoes.

[royalfan5]

Dean is right.

Spade = spade. These look teh Brokeback "sensible shoes" ghey.
How are boots that don't stick in foot deep manure slurry ghey?

[royalfan5]

Things I don't get:
Overshoes.
Keeps your regular boots from sticking in foot deep manure slurry.

[sooner_born_1960]

This thread has gone long enough in this direction. I want to hear more about M's boots.

[M]

This thread has gone long enough in this direction. I want to hear more about M's boots.

This thread is like the stepchild of the "What Are You Wearing (Shoe Edition)" thread.

[Jimminy Crimson]

This thread is like the aggystepchild of the "What Are You Wearing (Shoe Edition)" thread.

:texan:

[M]

:mad:
But BTW I would never wear my boots in the mud. That's not how this aggie rolls.

[mdklatt]

:mad:
But BTW I would never wear my boots in the mud. That's not how this aggie rolls.

Isn't that what boots are for? :confused:

[M]

Isn't that what boots are for? :confused:

Not the kind of boots I wear! ;)

[olevetonahill]

:mad:
But BTW I would never wear my boots in the mud. That's not how this aggie rolls.
So can we have Pics of How you roll ??????????

[The Maestro]

Sorry for leaving the boots story, but how about wrapping paper?

You bought to wrap up the real gift so people can just rip it up and throw it away...so why the frick did you buy it in the first place?!?!

"Dancing with the Stars". Really? Watching the likes of Wayne Newton, Jerry Rice and Ricardo Montelbon dance? I mean, unless there is a brass pole involved, I don't watch any dancing at all!

[Mjcpr]

This thread has gone long enough in this direction. I want to hear more about M's boots.

Her what?

[GottaHavePride]

So can we have Pics of How you roll ??????????
Vould you like a roll in ze hay?

http://hugereviews.com/images/Movies/RollintheHay.jpg

[sooner_born_1960]

Her what?
My fingers typed "boots", so I'll just leave it at that.

[Jerk]

2 chicks at the same time. :sad:

[Lott's Bandana]

Frank Zappa

Poetry

Car Bras

Zima

[SoonerTerry]

Vould you like a roll in ze hay?

http://hugereviews.com/images/Movies/RollintheHay.jpg



jza I wood!!

[olevetonahill]

jza I wood!!

He asked Me not you . Back up boy .;)

[12]

Comic books, Vietnamese dudes' obsession with cognac, reality television, boob jobs, the NBA, texting, sushi, The Family Guy, most sci-fi, shopping, pickled pigs feet, the funeral industry, Harley Davidson owner's obsession with loud engine noise, obnoxious fans of anything, wearing Star Wars/Trek stuff in public as an adult, mild salsa and bling.

[12]

Oh, and double posts at 5:13 a.m.

[OU4LIFE]

12

[BudSooner]

Hole in one,12,ghey cowboys,US post office(heh, j/k Dean)WarCraft,fried pickles,season tickets to osu games(not that I want them)card playing/pool/spelling bees on espn.

I'm sure i'll add more later.

[IB4OU2]

If you are worried about getting your jeans dirty, wear overshoes. Otherwise the jeans go over your boots. Owning property has nothing to do with it. I've been tromping around into cattle lots and pork confinement buildings since I could walk and my jeans have never went inside my boots.

How about hind legs of sheep? The aggies have special boots for that.

[JohnnyMack]

Comic books,......, most sci-fi......, wearing Star Wars stuff in public as an adult,

:mad:

[jr4ou]

comic books

[SoonerStormchaser]

I don't get why younger chicks marry older guys for their $$$...now vice versa, on the other hand...

[Jimminy Crimson]

I don't get why younger chicks marry older guys for their $$$

Umm, probably for the money/daddy issues. Just a wild guess.

[Mixer!]

Question for the comic book never-gotters: is it the medium or the content?

The former would suggest that it's generational (print vs. video), and that funny books are on their way to the museum of irrelevance; to take their place besides 8-tracks and pay phones.

If it's content, then I ask one more question: cartoon characters or superheroes/adventure genres?



Just curious is all. :pop:

[SicEmBaylor]

Question for the comic book never-gotters: is it the medium or the content?

The former would suggest that it's generational (print vs. video), and that funny books are on their way to the museum of irrelevance; to take their place besides 8-tracks and pay phones.

If it's content, then I ask one more question: cartoon characters or superheroes/adventure genres?



Just curious is all. :pop:

I think it was content and presentation. I liked cartoon TV shows just fine, but I was a very serious reader even at a young age and just never had any use for comic books. I always thought they were a little stupid; however, I didn't mind watching the TV shows based on the comic books.

I never liked the funny pages in the newspaper either -- still don't. I never found it funny.

[soonerboomer93]

Then have a gymnastics team, and not be in the way during basketball games. I don't think that's too much to ask.


know how i know you're gay?

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

rap:confused: