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GreenSooner
12/3/2007, 11:41 AM
From King Kaufman's column (http://www.salon.com/sports/col/kaufman/2007/12/03/monday/index.html) on Salon.com today:



"In reality, this is what the BCS was set up to do," [ESPN "BCS Guru" Brad] Edwards said. "There's a season when you have a bunch of teams that all have similar records and similar résumés, and the formula was put together in order to take two teams out of that bunch and say, 'These are the best two.' Now, you can debate all day whether it got the right two, but the point of the BCS is to take two out of that group and say, 'These are the two that are going to play.' And they did that."

What's funny about that is that you can replace "the BCS" and "the formula" in that paragraph with something like "the system of having monkeys fling their poo at pictures of NCAA logos" without changing the meaning. That system would also be able to identify two teams to play in the Championship Game. And we would be able to debate whether the system got the right two, as if that were some kind of side consideration, beside the real point of the thing.

Shall we try?

In reality, this is what the system of having monkeys fling their poo at pictures of NCAA logos was set up to do. There's a season when you have a bunch of teams that all have similar records and similar résumés, and the monkey-poo-fling system was put together in order to take two teams out of that bunch and say, "These are the best two." Now, you can debate all day whether it got the right two, but the point of the monkeys flinging their poo is to take two out of that group and say, "These are the two that are going to play." And they did that.

Good going, monkeys!

Widescreen
12/3/2007, 01:06 PM
Clever.

FaninAma
12/3/2007, 01:17 PM
You're doing a disservice to poo flinging monkeys everywhere by comparing them to the crap that is the BCS.

TUSooner
12/3/2007, 02:16 PM
You're doing a disservice to poo flinging monkeys everywhere by comparing them to the crap that is the BCS.

ehhhhh....That made me laugh

Good story, too :D

Animal Mother
12/3/2007, 02:31 PM
You're doing a disservice to poo flinging monkeys everywhere by comparing them to the crap that is the BCS.

Absofreakinglutely !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SONofa47straitSOONER
12/3/2007, 03:13 PM
Originally Posted by FaninAma
You're doing a disservice to poo flinging monkeys everywhere by comparing them to the crap that is the BCS.

LOL! I can just see the Bowden's bouncing up and down, eating bananas and tossing poo at the Mizzou logo over the OU logo.

SONofa47straitSOONER
12/3/2007, 03:24 PM
And I would love to yank the bananas out of their pieholes, take the poo they smeared on the Mizzou and Kansas logos over OU's, and make them eat it!