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Frozen Sooner
12/3/2007, 12:43 AM
Imagine the possibilities

OKLAHOMA DESERVES TO BE IN THE BCS CHAMPIONSHIP
Jenni Carlson
Special to The Oklahoman

NORMAN, OK-Rumors and rumblings suggest that Oklahoma beat Missouri last night for the Big 12 Championship.

The Championship of the Big 12.

12 Championship of the the.

As a reporter, a reporter of stories, I would be remiss if I didn't talk about a team that should be in the BCS championship game, which I am told by insiders might be played on January 8th.

In a town devastated by hurricane, the Oklahoma Soners-who played the Miami Hurricanes-should be invited to the cotillion called the BCS title game.

I wasn't invited to cotillion.

But I'm not these Oklahoma Sooners.

Using a power running attack, Oklahoma kept a man who doesn't eat fried chicken-but I'm told does eat boogers (well, honestly, he looks like he might eat a lot of fried chicken)-on the sideline during the fourth quarter.

Quarter.

Four.

Chicken.

That is all.

Four quarters of chicken equals a whole chicken. Which is why Oklahoma should be playing for the whole chicken enchilada.

Anyone want to go to Ted's?
sooner59
12/3/2007, 01:03 AM
I want to go to Ted's!!! Its open in Norman now. Im pumped to go.
Ash
12/3/2007, 01:23 AM
Lol
Widescreen
12/3/2007, 01:28 AM
Jenni's improving. Kudos to her.
critical_phil
12/3/2007, 01:42 AM
Anyone want to go to Ted's?



jenni = yermom?
A Sooner in Texas
12/3/2007, 01:54 AM
Are you somehow psychically connected to Jenni?


It's like you think like her.







:D
OSUAggie
12/3/2007, 02:57 AM
heh
soonerboomer93
12/3/2007, 03:12 AM
5 stars to you beyounce
CORNholio
12/3/2007, 04:12 AM
good.

job.
yermom
12/3/2007, 05:28 AM
jenni = yermom?

i haven't even been to the Norman one yet!
critical_phil
12/3/2007, 12:43 PM
i haven't even been to the Norman one yet!


i'll call you next time Mongo and 1TC want to have chimi time at Alvarado's.
Jason White's Third Knee
12/3/2007, 12:48 PM
Imagine the possibilities

OKLAHOMA DESERVES TO BE IN THE BCS CHAMPIONSHIP
Jenni Carlson
Special to The Oklahoman............................

As a reporter, a reporter of stories, I would be remiss if I didn't talk about a team that should be in the BCS championship game, which I am told by insiders might be played on January 8th.






Damnit! Why couldn't she be remiss?
DrZaius
12/3/2007, 12:57 PM
That is the dumbest writer in the history of writers....My god could someone please kill her!