View Full Version : Is There A Bigger Moron Than Les Miles?
FaninAma
12/2/2007, 11:44 PM
He is just embarrasing to listen to in interviews.
Now that Pellini is gone to Nebraska I actually think Ohio State may win the sham game based on the Tressel v. Miles mismatch.
King Crimson
12/2/2007, 11:47 PM
no. there isn't.
KHS Sooner
12/2/2007, 11:48 PM
Ohio State- 35
The next Michigan Head Coach-17
:D
cheezyq
12/2/2007, 11:48 PM
No. Les is pretty much the biggest moron.
When asked if he thought they would be there, he arrogantly said "Yep". Then, just a few seconds later he said it was "humbling" to be accepted into the fake championship game. Les...humble? :rolleyes:
kevpks
12/2/2007, 11:56 PM
A typical Les interview has loads of the following: squinting (even when indoors), nonsensical pauses, nodding, profanity of some type, awkward phrasing (ex. "The best thing about this team is the competitive"). The worst thing about Les is the stupid.
Let 'er rip Lester...let 'er rip.
LOL! Lester the Molester Haters Club Spek!
A typical Les interview has loads of the following: squinting (even when indoors), nonsensical pauses, nodding, profanity of some type, awkward phrasing (ex. "The best thing about this team is the competitive"). The worst thing about Les is the stupid.
Let 'er rip Lester...let 'er rip.
Lucky4
12/3/2007, 12:14 AM
1. He uses Anti-Monkey Butt powder.
2. He also appears to be using Just For Men hair coloring.
3. No, there is no bigger moron.
Widescreen
12/3/2007, 12:17 AM
2. He also appears to be using Just For Men hair coloring.
:O
Curly Bill
12/3/2007, 12:19 AM
Gumby does a good interview as well...
...just sayin.
Czar Soonerov
12/3/2007, 12:20 AM
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/8830/idotoi1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Curly Bill
12/3/2007, 12:22 AM
How tall is Lester...because he would appear to have some Napoleonic Syndrome happening.
Widescreen
12/3/2007, 12:30 AM
Czar's avatar goes nicely with Les' picture.
AirbOUrne
12/3/2007, 12:37 AM
I have to admit. I never paid much attention to this guy until he went from construction orange to gay purple. The thing that stands out though is this guys ability to sound like a complete dueche! horrible acting and sounds like a moron needing to take a dump. Heres to The OSU and a vicory to quiet those bayou.,.........idiot,...........drunk ***, freaking morons
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
12/3/2007, 12:46 AM
Y'all know that Leslie's tigers only have 2 NC's, compared to OhSU's 5... Yeah, go tigers!(barf)
FirstandGoal
12/3/2007, 12:54 AM
This needs to be a pole
budbarrybob
12/3/2007, 01:21 AM
speaking to Miles you get a feeling that you have entered into another space... another time. Where Things that are uttered from the mouths of collegeit generals transcend the mere delicacies of deception and take us to the darker receses of the tormential abyss that is now to be found between Lester Miles left and right crainial nerves. Where as light will not escape a black hole by sheer physical properties few would argue or deny. Infathomable as It now does appear. Even some of the simple utterances, devulsions and idioms of thought so low as to almost be indestinguishable from human thought escape from the bowels of Les' conciencesness to be led out into the ephimeral grasp of wisdom to be suffered by us all who hold dear those that should spout such drivel. That it may indeed have merit... but allas shall the same fail. "He is ozymandius -king of kings - look on my works ye mighty and despair"
Curly Bill
12/3/2007, 01:25 AM
speaking to Miles you get a feeling that you have entered into another space... another time. Where Things that are uttered from the mouths of collegeit generals transcend the mere delicacies of deception and take us to the darker receses of the tormential abyss that is now to be found between Lester Miles left and right crainial nerves. Where as light will not escape a black hole by sheer physical properties few would argue or deny. Infathomable as It now does appear. Even some of the simple utterances, devulsions and idioms of thought so low as to almost be indestinguishable from human thought escape from the bowels of Les' conciencesness to be led out into the ephimeral grasp of wisdom to be suffered by us all who hold dear those that should spout such drivel. That it may indeed have merit... but allas shall the same fail. "He is ozymandius -king of kings - look on my works ye mighty and despair"
Damn, you been doin some drinkin have ya? ;)
adoniijahsooner
12/3/2007, 03:33 AM
That press conference yesterday even had my 5 year old laughing. "I'm Busy"
SoonerKnight
12/3/2007, 03:35 AM
He'll probably still leave LSU! I mean look at Saban!! Didn't he do the same thing?
yermom
12/3/2007, 03:43 AM
i'm still not sold on him staying either
ruf/nekdad
12/3/2007, 07:07 AM
My OSU friends maintain that he was talking to LSU during halftime at their last bowl game instead of talking to the team. And left without personally telling the team. Don't know if its true , but sounds like him.
NYC Poke, you know anything about that?
swardboy
12/3/2007, 07:19 AM
You mean we haven't learned stuff yet?
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
12/3/2007, 08:30 AM
A typical Les interview has loads of the following: squinting (even when indoors), nonsensical pauses, nodding, profanity of some type, awkward phrasing (ex. "The best thing about this team is the competitive"). The worst thing about Les is the stupid.
Let 'er rip Lester...let 'er rip.You forgot snorting.
BoomerSoonerTexasscks
12/3/2007, 08:49 AM
Mark it down right here and now, The Madhatter will call a presser two hours before the MNC game and say "I am staying at LSU. I love this team. My family is happy here. I want to be a Tiger forever." Then, the second the clock strikes 0:00 with the Luckeyes in the lead, you will look at the LSU sidelines for a reaction from Lester and he will be on the redeye to Ann Arbor. Thats my "semi-automatic lock of the week."
Remember he hasn't even signed anything yet. He will be Michigan's coach next year.
This reminds me of most of the emails that get filtered to my junk mail.
"violent personification of verbal moroseness in the abigail color festivities"
http://www.urlformoronstobuyviagraandprobablylosetheircre ditinformationtohaxors.ru
speaking to Miles you get a feeling that you have entered into another space... another time. Where Things that are uttered from the mouths of collegeit generals transcend the mere delicacies of deception and take us to the darker receses of the tormential abyss that is now to be found between Lester Miles left and right crainial nerves. Where as light will not escape a black hole by sheer physical properties few would argue or deny. Infathomable as It now does appear. Even some of the simple utterances, devulsions and idioms of thought so low as to almost be indestinguishable from human thought escape from the bowels of Les' conciencesness to be led out into the ephimeral grasp of wisdom to be suffered by us all who hold dear those that should spout such drivel. That it may indeed have merit... but allas shall the same fail. "He is ozymandius -king of kings - look on my works ye mighty and despair"
badger
12/4/2007, 10:00 AM
to answer the thread's question... YES! Yes there is, and Bob Stoops is pointing at him:
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/2334/headpantieni1.jpg
soonerinabilene
12/4/2007, 10:53 AM
I have not read any posts in this thread, therefore I have no idea what the reasoning behind the question asked is, but I know the answer is no.
Bourbon St Sooner
12/4/2007, 11:04 AM
Y'all know that Leslie's tigers only have 2 NC's, compared to OhSU's 5... Yeah, go tigers!(barf)
Yeah, but you don't have to live down here. F LSU!
1. He uses Anti-Monkey Butt powder.
2. He also appears to be using Just For Men hair coloring.
3. No, there is no bigger moron.
Is that bad? :O
Oh, and to answer your question, NO.
Civicus_Sooner
12/4/2007, 11:12 AM
Y'all know that Leslie's tigers only have 2 NC's, compared to OhSU's 5... Yeah, go tigers!(barf)Agreed, plus wouldn't LSU be the first two loss National Champion ever? Or at least in the BCS era?
arcman46
12/4/2007, 11:14 AM
If Les were to take the Michigan job, can you imagine how fast his act will get real tired in Ann Arbor? LSUc is a good fit for Les, but after a couple three years of bad coaching, and worse wins, LSUc will run him out of town.
Pieces Hit
12/4/2007, 11:16 AM
He sure makes a lot of money though.
** Ducks incoming neg spek **
Civicus_Sooner
12/4/2007, 11:18 AM
For a guy that supposedly has such a great education from Meatchicken he sure sounds like an uneducated dill.
FaninAma
12/4/2007, 11:44 AM
It's obvious that the guy's mind operates like he talks.....short, choppy, labored and incongruent. It really amazes me that he can create a gameplan. I wonder how much of his success can be credited to his coordinators. I guess with Pellini's leaving we'll find out soon enough.
I know the guy had brain surgery in the past so maybe I'm criticizing a guy who really does have a significant mental impairment.
Then I would feel really bad.
Ummm, actually on second thought since this is Les Miles we're talking about ...no I wouldn't.
I'm......just......glad......no......one.......pos ts........like.......he........................... ....................talks.
There is someone who is NOT pleased with this thread.
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8471/lescusssmallvz9.gif
Partial Qualifier
12/4/2007, 02:08 PM
Speaking of Pelini, is he "stayng on board through the bowl game preparations" ?
Because that always works out real well.
ouwapiti
12/4/2007, 02:12 PM
whenever les or hillary talks i change the channel !!!
texas bandman
12/4/2007, 03:22 PM
I carry my tuba around with me in my car, so I'm a pretty big moron, but I'm not as big a moron as Miles!
tomtom
12/4/2007, 03:37 PM
yes, smellingbourbon, belotti, tommy and bobby bowdown
olevetonahill
12/4/2007, 04:53 PM
Shouldnt that be MORAN ?
just askin
SoonerinSouthlake
12/4/2007, 05:04 PM
http://www.rhettbomaronline.com/images/rhett-bomar-pic1.jpg
What chaps my belotti is that not once but twice now, Les gets to play for the title in what amounts to a home game for LSU.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucky4
1. He uses Anti-Monkey Butt powder.
2. He also appears to be using Just For Men hair coloring.
3. No, there is no bigger moron.
Is that bad? :O
Oh, and to answer your question, NO.
Yes, it is bad when Lester uses Anti-Monkey Butt Powder on his face!
http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/monkey_logo.jpg
Jason White's Third Knee
12/4/2007, 05:16 PM
What chaps my belotti is that not once but twice now, Les gets to play for the title in what amounts to a home game for LSU.
?
The first time it was Saban.
MamaMia
12/4/2007, 05:19 PM
My OSU friends maintain that he was talking to LSU during halftime at their last bowl game instead of talking to the team. And left without personally telling the team. Don't know if its true , but sounds like him.
NYC Poke, you know anything about that? I'm not a poke but I did hear that as well. From what I could gather, Les asked if he could talk to the team some time later, but Gundy refused to allow him to do so.
tulsaoilerfan
12/4/2007, 09:41 PM
If only we had beaten him in 01 and 02 he would be coaching at some Junior High in Texas right now. :)
Big Red Ron
12/4/2007, 09:54 PM
http://www.rhettbomaronline.com/images/rhett-bomar-pic1.jpgI'm sorry but if your neck is thicker than your head, I'm guessing you have a small brain.
bluedogok
12/4/2007, 11:21 PM
Wouldn't it be funny to hear Miles talk about Chase Daniel and his "MOXIE" if he was at LSU. They kind of remind me of each other personality wise.
Intown
12/4/2007, 11:46 PM
He has a good name to sell used cars. He would've been a good character on Seinfeld.
Crucifax Autumn
12/5/2007, 01:06 AM
You mean he wasn't? Oh wait...that was 2 1/2 men...he was the 1/2.
Youngsooner
12/5/2007, 06:18 PM
What's fun is trying to count how many times he says "and uhmm" in some of his interviews... I completely lost count
ouwapiti
12/5/2007, 07:28 PM
he'll 'take those suckers' to play anyone though!!!!......that has to be my favorite 'lesterism'.....with the 'or so they say' comment a close second
LSUdeek
12/5/2007, 10:00 PM
There are those on this board who told me he would never win a SEC Championship...
Where aaaaaaaaaareeeeee youu???? :D
Big Red Ron
12/5/2007, 10:28 PM
There are those on this board who told me he would never win a SEC Championship...
Where aaaaaaaaaareeeeee youu???? :DI'm pretty sure he's lucky that Saban lest the cupboard full.
Seriously, how many significant starters are Les' recruits? I have no idea.
Stoop Dawg
12/5/2007, 10:30 PM
There are those on this board who told me he would never win a SEC Championship...
Where aaaaaaaaaareeeeee youu???? :D
Who could have imagined that it would eventually be this easy to win the SEC?
Big Red Ron
12/5/2007, 10:39 PM
Who could have imagined that it would eventually be this easy to win the SEC?No sh!t. This year, they clearly weren't the toughest conference in the country.
LSUdeek
12/5/2007, 11:02 PM
No sh!t. This year, they clearly weren't the toughest conference in the country.
Riiiiight.. 2 Heisman candidates on a 4 and 3 loss team.
sooner2b09
12/5/2007, 11:04 PM
I know of one! Mor Miles! :) sorry i had to
He is just embarrasing to listen to in interviews.
Now that Pellini is gone to Nebraska I actually think Ohio State may win the sham game based on the Tressel v. Miles mismatch.
By bigger, do you mean a. physical size or
b. degree of moronic quality
Answer a. Perhaps
b. No effin way
1. He uses Anti-Monkey Butt powder.
2. He also appears to be using Just For Men hair
3. No, there is no bigger moron.
Fixed # 2 for ya
Big Red Ron
12/6/2007, 12:23 AM
Riiiiight.. 2 Heisman candidates on a 4 and 3 loss team.That's your argument? There were more than a few multi Heisman candidate conferences this year (still not sure how that applies).
Tenn played in the Championship game and LSU is EXTREMELY luck they don't have 4 losses themselves.
Stoop Dawg
12/6/2007, 02:00 PM
Riiiiight.. 2 Heisman candidates on a 4 and 3 loss team.
I'm not sure that pimping the relatively large number of losses by SEC teams is the best way to prove that it is a great conference.
Johnny Utah
12/6/2007, 02:11 PM
I'm not sure that pimping the relatively large number of losses by SEC teams is the best way to prove that it is a great conference.
You have obviously not been drinking any SEC flavored kool-aid, which will enhance your mind with the gift of circular logic. By having this gift you will convince yourslef as well as all other SEC homers (and the bandwagon jumping media) that the relatively large number of losses is what makes them a great conference.
LSUdeek
12/6/2007, 09:34 PM
The SEC will vindicate itself during bowl season. I don't need to waste my time arguing with the Big XII homers on this board who think that Kansas and Mizzou are great teams. *
*And that's not saying I'm not a SEC homer. :D
Stitch Face
12/6/2007, 09:40 PM
I don't need to waste my time arguing with the Big XII homers on this board
No, you don't.
TAFBSooner
12/6/2007, 10:02 PM
I'm sure there are bigger morons than Les Miles.
But I aint never met any.
olevetonahill
12/6/2007, 10:14 PM
The SEC will vindicate itself during bowl season. I don't need to waste my time arguing with the Big XII homers on this board who think that Kansas and Mizzou are great teams. *
*And that's not saying I'm not a SEC homer. :D
So why are you here wasting your time ?
SOONER STEAKER
12/6/2007, 10:37 PM
There is a bigger MORON than Les Miles. and his famous quote goes something like this: "They brought me in not to run the wishbone"
Who am I?
Charlie Weiss is starting to come close.
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