Rich Rodriguez...

[handcrafted]

...is ****ed off that his thread wasn't started within 30 seconds of the BCS announcements.

[OK2LA]

dresses like an emo on weekdays

[sooner2b09]

...Credits his only accomplishment in life is having the same last name as an overpaid baseball player

[KHS Sooner]

Thinks he could win a fight with Brent Venables.....

[tommieharris91]

...wants his fans to take the f'n hillbilly crown from us.

[Doged]

...is Grand Poo-bah of the WVU Couch Burning Society.

[ratherthanlater]

...sticks his thumbs in his butt, removes them and ices them down, then 30 minutes later enjoys his poop pops.

[CrimsonandCreamForever]

...thinks mizzou gave the game to OU.... both times

[Frozen Sooner]

...is PO'd that "Speedy Gonzales" was already taken

[FirstandGoal]

.... crapped his pants approximately 30 seconds after he found out who his BCS opponent would be.... and then crapped them again.

[sanantoniosooner]

....has "mountain" ears.

whatever that means.

[Frozen Sooner]

....has "mountain" ears.

whatever that means.

...tells people they're under his "mountain" hat.

[sanantoniosooner]

.....enjoys "mount'n" goats.

[goingoneight]

... thinks his offense and Missouri's offense are both tough to read.

[SoonerBOI]

...is the most dejected person in CFB right now.

[sanantoniosooner]

.....once spooned Frank Beamer's goiter.

[FirstandGoal]

Ewwww

.... knows the difference between hillbillies and f'n hillbillies

[Ash]

needs a bib before he goes in front of the cameras

[CrimsonandCreamForever]

...wishes he would have taken the bammer job.

[msteudem]

Has the entire comic book collection of Richie Rich.

[MextheBulldog]

CHOKED in his team's major opportunity to play for a MNC.

[pott_2]

know all the words to every John Denver song.

[HSC-Sooner]

...wish he is a MAN while playing with his 'My Little Pony' set.

[critical_phil]

....thinks carrying around his GED certificate helps him pick up chicks.

[insuranceman_22]

was hospitalized from a massive hemmi flare up right after the BCS scheduling was announced.

[Frozen Sooner]

..runs the pistol because he can't handle a shotgun

[Ash]

doesn't need no stinking gameplan, he's got MOXIE!!!! and chutzpah

[Dio]

...always thought Robbie Kinevel was better anyway

[Dio]

...actually believes leslie will still be at LSU next year

[soonersn2007]

...will bring his couch with him so he can burn it after the game.

[BIG_IKE]

...will catch chronic diahrreah 2 hours before the game

[DrZaius]

suffers from premature ejaculation and LIKES IT.

[DrZaius]

is calling Wandestandt for a game plan....

[soonerboy_odanorth]

...thinks he can take his'n 'effin hillbillies and beat OUr'n 'effin hillbillies, OR take OUr'n 'effin hillbillies and beat his'n 'effin hillbillies... just like Bear Bryant!

[illinisooner]

...will know what a nightmare really is after playing OU.

[SoonerBOI]

will hide after the game.:D

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[Flagstaffsooner]

Is worried about playing in Arizona because Arizona's anti immigrant law goes into effect on January 1st.

[KantoSooner]

suffers from premature ejaculation and LIKES IT.


No such malady. As a great man once said: "I was on time. Where were you?"

[Earickson]

invites the other Big Least head coaches over to play Dungeons & Dragons, but never stocks the fridge with any Orange Nehi or Grape Drink

[Curly Bill]

...thinks Michael Vick is innocent.

[Curly Bill]

...has already put in for a sick day: January 2, 2008.

...and yes, it's for the full day.

[hOlden caUlfield...]

..Is a Cancer seeking a strong Gemini Man who likes to keep a tidy house and can help him pick out classy outfits.

[mobilesteve]

Is pi**ed none of his fans have seen this thread and taken offense.

[Whet]

Wants to be referred to a "Rich Man, not Poor Man"

[Outopia]

Has a picture of a Chuck Norris naked, that he looks at only in the privacy of his own home. It's even a signed pic,,,,,,well signed by Rich Rodriguez,,,,,,but it's still signed though.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Loves that famous Dr. Pepper commercial

[ruf/nekdad]

^^^ OH SH*T. That's brutal.

[fadada1]

... likes to dress up in that cool davey crocket outfit on friday nights.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...can't believe that he got screwed out of the "makes good enchiladas" gene.

[garland sooner]

still gets a kick out of seeing his players, Dingle and Berry, stand next to each other on the sidelines.

[Ash]

...invites himself over to your house, drinks all your beer, slaps your wife's ***, hogs your remote and then raids your fridge.

[CincySooner]

... drinks wine coolers because he thinks beer tastes icky.

[illinisooner]

...is on the Mitchell report.

[Blitzkrieg]

Thought that TC was best part of Magnum PI.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Is like one of Richard Pryor's monkeys...always trying to "mount an ear"!

Ahh...bad puns, my favorite pastime, espescially when the pun is based on a 30 year old comedy routine that most people don't remember.

[CORNholio]

...Thinks Pitt and Marshall are good rivalries.

[Frozen Sooner]

...thinks that Christmas is on January 7th.

(hey, there's a lot of Russian Orthodox people in West Virginia)

[jkjsooner]

masturbates while listening to "Country Roads."

[Blitzkrieg]

Gets embarassed and refuses to use urinals without dividers.

[BillyBall]

.......is going to take the Michigan job.

[tommieharris91]

...can still wear his WV stuff because Michigan and WV have the same colors.

[birddog]

talks to lester about how to get his hat to look taller.

[Ash]

...is a coal miner's daughter.

[illinisooner]

...got cooties from Pat White.

[finster]

Told me he would watch my car for 3 dollars.
Yep, you guessed it. I came back and my wipers were missing.

[Outopia]

.....likes to talk to AD's from different schools every year about this time.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Is still trying to figure out where East Virginia is.

[tommieharris91]

...ain't the coach of WVU anymore.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Wants to beat Ohio State.

[Flying Scotsman]

Really wants to coach at Ohio State. Michigan is closer to his dream....

[illinisooner]

...is excited to see how Ryan "Big Tex" Mallett runs the spread option.

[85sooners]

is queer!

[Soonerfan88]

missed Jim Beilein so much he followed him to Michigan.


Will there be a new thread dedicated to Bill Stewart?

[soonerboomer93]

wants to know what it feels like to lose to App. State

[instigator]

isn't even going to be in Arizona...

[SoonerKnight]

Is too scared to face OU!!!!!!!!!




:D

[OU4LIFE]

...laughs at the "coaching your Alma Mater theory.

[Crimson Kid]

Is les miles lover.

[soonerspudman]

...will miss going into the woods with his D-linemen and squeeling like a pig.

[Blitzkrieg]

Intentionally number these players so they'd sit side by side for photos. He did it to make WV look bad, knowing all along he was going to Michigan.http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5417/image001wc1.jpg

[illinisooner]

...doesn't see why people make such a big deal about Bobby Petrino.