View Full Version : Rich Rodriguez...
handcrafted
12/2/2007, 10:48 PM
...is ****ed off that his thread wasn't started within 30 seconds of the BCS announcements.
dresses like an emo on weekdays
sooner2b09
12/2/2007, 10:52 PM
...Credits his only accomplishment in life is having the same last name as an overpaid baseball player
KHS Sooner
12/2/2007, 10:52 PM
Thinks he could win a fight with Brent Venables.....
tommieharris91
12/2/2007, 10:54 PM
...wants his fans to take the f'n hillbilly crown from us.
...is Grand Poo-bah of the WVU Couch Burning Society.
ratherthanlater
12/2/2007, 11:02 PM
...sticks his thumbs in his butt, removes them and ices them down, then 30 minutes later enjoys his poop pops.
CrimsonandCreamForever
12/2/2007, 11:06 PM
...thinks mizzou gave the game to OU.... both times
Frozen Sooner
12/2/2007, 11:13 PM
...is PO'd that "Speedy Gonzales" was already taken
FirstandGoal
12/2/2007, 11:18 PM
.... crapped his pants approximately 30 seconds after he found out who his BCS opponent would be.... and then crapped them again.
sanantoniosooner
12/2/2007, 11:20 PM
....has "mountain" ears.
whatever that means.
Frozen Sooner
12/2/2007, 11:21 PM
....has "mountain" ears.
whatever that means.
...tells people they're under his "mountain" hat.
sanantoniosooner
12/2/2007, 11:24 PM
.....enjoys "mount'n" goats.
goingoneight
12/2/2007, 11:26 PM
... thinks his offense and Missouri's offense are both tough to read.
SoonerBOI
12/2/2007, 11:29 PM
...is the most dejected person in CFB right now.
sanantoniosooner
12/2/2007, 11:29 PM
.....once spooned Frank Beamer's goiter.
FirstandGoal
12/2/2007, 11:31 PM
Ewwww
.... knows the difference between hillbillies and f'n hillbillies
needs a bib before he goes in front of the cameras
CrimsonandCreamForever
12/2/2007, 11:35 PM
...wishes he would have taken the bammer job.
msteudem
12/2/2007, 11:43 PM
Has the entire comic book collection of Richie Rich.
MextheBulldog
12/2/2007, 11:44 PM
CHOKED in his team's major opportunity to play for a MNC.
pott_2
12/3/2007, 12:48 AM
know all the words to every John Denver song.
HSC-Sooner
12/3/2007, 01:04 AM
...wish he is a MAN while playing with his 'My Little Pony' set.
critical_phil
12/3/2007, 01:07 AM
....thinks carrying around his GED certificate helps him pick up chicks.
insuranceman_22
12/3/2007, 01:14 AM
was hospitalized from a massive hemmi flare up right after the BCS scheduling was announced.
Frozen Sooner
12/3/2007, 01:15 AM
..runs the pistol because he can't handle a shotgun
doesn't need no stinking gameplan, he's got MOXIE!!!! and chutzpah
...always thought Robbie Kinevel was better anyway
...actually believes leslie will still be at LSU next year
soonersn2007
12/3/2007, 08:25 AM
...will bring his couch with him so he can burn it after the game.
BIG_IKE
12/3/2007, 09:07 AM
...will catch chronic diahrreah 2 hours before the game
DrZaius
12/3/2007, 09:42 AM
suffers from premature ejaculation and LIKES IT.
DrZaius
12/3/2007, 09:58 AM
is calling Wandestandt for a game plan....
soonerboy_odanorth
12/10/2007, 12:30 PM
...thinks he can take his'n 'effin hillbillies and beat OUr'n 'effin hillbillies, OR take OUr'n 'effin hillbillies and beat his'n 'effin hillbillies... just like Bear Bryant!
illinisooner
12/10/2007, 01:13 PM
...will know what a nightmare really is after playing OU.
SoonerBOI
12/10/2007, 01:34 PM
will hide after the game.:D
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/8246/mouseholebe4.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Flagstaffsooner
12/10/2007, 01:40 PM
Is worried about playing in Arizona because Arizona's anti immigrant law goes into effect on January 1st.
KantoSooner
12/10/2007, 08:58 PM
suffers from premature ejaculation and LIKES IT.
No such malady. As a great man once said: "I was on time. Where were you?"
Earickson
12/10/2007, 09:07 PM
invites the other Big Least head coaches over to play Dungeons & Dragons, but never stocks the fridge with any Orange Nehi or Grape Drink
Curly Bill
12/10/2007, 09:17 PM
...thinks Michael Vick is innocent.
Curly Bill
12/10/2007, 09:28 PM
...has already put in for a sick day: January 2, 2008.
...and yes, it's for the full day.
hOlden caUlfield...
12/10/2007, 09:35 PM
..Is a Cancer seeking a strong Gemini Man who likes to keep a tidy house and can help him pick out classy outfits.
mobilesteve
12/10/2007, 10:27 PM
Is pi**ed none of his fans have seen this thread and taken offense.
Wants to be referred to a "Rich Man, not Poor Man"
Outopia
12/10/2007, 11:48 PM
Has a picture of a Chuck Norris naked, that he looks at only in the privacy of his own home. It's even a signed pic,,,,,,well signed by Rich Rodriguez,,,,,,but it's still signed though.
Crucifax Autumn
12/11/2007, 02:44 AM
Loves that famous Dr. Pepper commercial
ruf/nekdad
12/11/2007, 09:48 AM
^^^ OH SH*T. That's brutal.
fadada1
12/11/2007, 12:28 PM
... likes to dress up in that cool davey crocket outfit on friday nights.
Jason White's Third Knee
12/11/2007, 12:41 PM
...can't believe that he got screwed out of the "makes good enchiladas" gene.
garland sooner
12/12/2007, 09:22 PM
still gets a kick out of seeing his players, Dingle and Berry, stand next to each other on the sidelines.
...invites himself over to your house, drinks all your beer, slaps your wife's ***, hogs your remote and then raids your fridge.
CincySooner
12/13/2007, 09:39 AM
... drinks wine coolers because he thinks beer tastes icky.
illinisooner
12/13/2007, 12:19 PM
...is on the Mitchell report.
Blitzkrieg
12/13/2007, 02:55 PM
Thought that TC was best part of Magnum PI.
Crucifax Autumn
12/14/2007, 01:45 AM
...Is like one of Richard Pryor's monkeys...always trying to "mount an ear"!
Ahh...bad puns, my favorite pastime, espescially when the pun is based on a 30 year old comedy routine that most people don't remember.
CORNholio
12/14/2007, 02:53 AM
...Thinks Pitt and Marshall are good rivalries.
Frozen Sooner
12/14/2007, 03:15 AM
...thinks that Christmas is on January 7th.
(hey, there's a lot of Russian Orthodox people in West Virginia)
jkjsooner
12/14/2007, 11:11 AM
masturbates while listening to "Country Roads."
Blitzkrieg
12/14/2007, 05:32 PM
Gets embarassed and refuses to use urinals without dividers.
BillyBall
12/14/2007, 05:33 PM
.......is going to take the Michigan job.
tommieharris91
12/14/2007, 06:14 PM
...can still wear his WV stuff because Michigan and WV have the same colors.
birddog
12/14/2007, 06:18 PM
talks to lester about how to get his hat to look taller.
...is a coal miner's daughter.
illinisooner
12/14/2007, 09:39 PM
...got cooties from Pat White.
finster
12/14/2007, 09:50 PM
Told me he would watch my car for 3 dollars.
Yep, you guessed it. I came back and my wipers were missing.
Outopia
12/15/2007, 01:18 PM
.....likes to talk to AD's from different schools every year about this time.
Crucifax Autumn
12/16/2007, 02:26 AM
Is still trying to figure out where East Virginia is.
tommieharris91
12/16/2007, 02:43 PM
...ain't the coach of WVU anymore.
Flagstaffsooner
12/16/2007, 02:49 PM
Wants to beat Ohio State.
Flying Scotsman
12/16/2007, 02:55 PM
Really wants to coach at Ohio State. Michigan is closer to his dream....
illinisooner
12/16/2007, 03:20 PM
...is excited to see how Ryan "Big Tex" Mallett runs the spread option.
85sooners
12/16/2007, 03:38 PM
is queer!
Soonerfan88
12/16/2007, 06:43 PM
missed Jim Beilein so much he followed him to Michigan.
Will there be a new thread dedicated to Bill Stewart?
soonerboomer93
12/16/2007, 08:34 PM
wants to know what it feels like to lose to App. State
instigator
12/16/2007, 08:41 PM
isn't even going to be in Arizona...
SoonerKnight
12/16/2007, 08:42 PM
Is too scared to face OU!!!!!!!!!
:D
OU4LIFE
12/17/2007, 08:29 AM
...laughs at the "coaching your Alma Mater theory.
Crimson Kid
12/17/2007, 08:58 AM
Is les miles lover.
soonerspudman
12/17/2007, 03:51 PM
...will miss going into the woods with his D-linemen and squeeling like a pig.
Blitzkrieg
12/17/2007, 04:06 PM
Intentionally number these players so they'd sit side by side for photos. He did it to make WV look bad, knowing all along he was going to Michigan.http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5417/image001wc1.jpg
illinisooner
12/17/2007, 04:35 PM
...doesn't see why people make such a big deal about Bobby Petrino.
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