Mizoo=fat chicks

[CORNholio]

It's true. Midwest girls have to bulk up for the winter. Im also a fan of that nasaly midwestern twain, donchaknow. Dont get me wrong Im sure yall have all come from a long line of flannel wearing female fullbacks no offense. To each his own I guess.

[Jello Biafra]

yall have all come from a long line of flannel wearing female fullbacks no offense. I can dig em ;).

:D

http://www.webwiseforradio.com/site_files/113/Image/uglymulletmg.jpg

[StormySooner-IN]

It's true. Midwest girls have to bulk up for the winter. Im also a fan of that nasaly midwestern twain, donchaknow. Dont get me wrong Im sure yall have all come from a long line of flannel wearing female fullbacks no offense. To each his own I guess.:mad::mad:





:D

[CORNholio]

:D

http://www.webwiseforradio.com/site_files/113/Image/uglymulletmg.jpg


Pretty sure she might be "dating" Chance McDaniels up there.

[Ash]

Lumpy as the mashed potatoes they serve you fer dinner. :cool:

[herewego]

Yep, we grow em huge up here...

http://mutigers.cstv.com/trads/miss-spirit-squads.html

[Ash]

Yep, we grow em huge up here...

http://mutigers.cstv.com/trads/miss-spirit-squads.html

ehhh? all I saw was a couple dozen heifers:eek: :twinkies: :hot:

[herewego]

ehhh? all I saw was a couple dozen heifers:eek: :twinkies: :hot:

Didn't see a photo on your profile...

[Ash]

:oink:

[GoTigers]

It's true. Midwest girls have to bulk up for the winter. Im also a fan of that nasaly midwestern twain, donchaknow. Dont get me wrong Im sure yall have all come from a long line of flannel wearing female fullbacks no offense. To each his own I guess.
Because Columbia, Missouri is in wisconsin. :rolleyes:

[Crucifax Autumn]

Damn guys...I like fat chicks! and it's not a Missouri thing!

More cushion for the pushin', mudflaps...


The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Courtesy of Spinal Tap!

Of course, if she looks like 2 pigs fighting under a blanket she's probably from Missouri!

And if she looks like 30 pounds of sand in a 10 pound bad she's probably from Missouri!

[pott_2]

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

Was Queen from Missery?

[Big Red Ron]

out on the blubber.

[MextheBulldog]

Yeah, but those MU Golden Girls represent very well.

[toneful]

It's true. Midwest girls have to bulk up for the winter. Im also a fan of that nasaly midwestern twain, donchaknow. Dont get me wrong Im sure yall have all come from a long line of flannel wearing female fullbacks no offense. To each his own I guess.

i like to refer to them as "corn fed". That's why they adore my corn cobbin'.

[BillyBall]

There is a lot of truth to the "fat midwest" thing. Chicago has a disproportionate amount of fattys, but then again we are known for deep dish pizza, hot dogs, and Italian beef... Dont fool yourself though, been to Houston lately??

[IronSooner]

Yep, farm-raised midwestern girls, while fun to hang out with in my experience, aren't so thin or what I'd consider hawt. Gotta stay close to I-40 for the hawtness.

[blackbeauty02]

hey fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round

[Crucifax Autumn]

And tonight we all get to enjoy saying we buried it in that fat missouri ***!