View Full Version : If this isn't an ammendment to the rule already, I propose it.....
sanantoniosooner
11/29/2007, 10:02 AM
The "5 Second Rule" is disallowed if you pick the item up and there is a hair on it.
sooner_born_1960
11/29/2007, 10:03 AM
Unless you're pretty sure it's your own hair?
Hamhock
11/29/2007, 10:05 AM
what kind of hair?
sanantoniosooner
11/29/2007, 10:05 AM
I don't know about you, but my spouse is the only person allowed to have my hair in their teeth. Not even me.
The Ghost of Joe Morrison
11/29/2007, 10:09 AM
Isn't hair loaded w/ fiber?
sanantoniosooner
11/29/2007, 10:10 AM
Isn't hair loaded w/ fiber?
Do you wash with Metamucil?
crawfish
11/29/2007, 11:04 AM
I don't know about you, but my spouse is the only person allowed to have my hair in their teeth. Not even me.
Talk about your unnecessary laws...
sanantoniosooner
11/29/2007, 11:05 AM
since she ditched the deprovera she's a tiger.
Tulsa_Fireman
11/29/2007, 11:08 AM
Pick it off.
God gave you fingers to pick pubes off things you dropped so you can still eat it. Besides, it's a hair. It's not like it's a giant booger.
sanantoniosooner
11/29/2007, 11:10 AM
If you can pick up an apple chunk, fallen from a fritter, gaze into the hair now attached and still say "yummy" then you need to see Jenny Craig.
Tulsa_Fireman
11/29/2007, 11:41 AM
Why?
Does Jenny Craig like to eat hair?
The Ghost of Joe Morrison
11/29/2007, 12:23 PM
Do you wash with Metamucil?
Nope. You?
sanantoniosooner
11/29/2007, 12:40 PM
I don't have enough hair on my head to use a shampoo.
Tulsa_Fireman
11/29/2007, 12:45 PM
I took a sham poo this morning.
Could've swore it was the real thing.
sanantoniosooner
11/29/2007, 12:46 PM
did it cause you to blow chunks?
rufnek05
11/29/2007, 12:50 PM
for me it depends on what the food item is. If i drop an oreo and pick it up and see a hair on it, I will just remove the hair and eat said oreo.
The Ghost of Joe Morrison
11/29/2007, 12:52 PM
for me it depends on what the food item is. If i drop an oreo and pick it up and see a hair on it, I will just remove the hair and eat said oreo.
Really dig oreos, huh?
sanantoniosooner
11/29/2007, 12:55 PM
Really dig oreos, huh?
he's a pothead.
the hair just adds more pot residue to his system.
TheUnnamedSooner
11/29/2007, 02:38 PM
did it cause you to blow chunks?
Dude, Chunks is my dog!
soonerbrat
11/29/2007, 02:40 PM
since she ditched the deprovera she's a tiger.
depo-provera is not anyone's friend.
The Ghost of Joe Morrison
11/29/2007, 02:41 PM
Dude, Chunks is my dog!
You didn't answer the question.
Tulsa_Fireman
11/29/2007, 02:44 PM
Did you blow Richard Simmons?
TheUnnamedSooner
11/29/2007, 02:45 PM
The question wasn't directed towards me...
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