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setem
11/28/2007, 07:32 PM
Since we are not aloud to post pictures on SF.COM. I have a good idea!

This is the place for you to describe a picture or video that has our lovely Carrie Underwood in it!

I will start the thread off with...

Carrie on Saturday Night Live. In her gold shorts and blue top and gorgeous flowing hair!!!

!!!BEST OF ALL!!! Was that dress she wore when she sang "Wasted"!!! The hottest I have ever seen her!

What a lovely woman she is and the girl has legs for miles!:D

I need a cold shower!!!

olevetonahill
11/28/2007, 08:10 PM
What did you do ?

critical_phil
11/28/2007, 08:35 PM
setem = Pieces Hit ?

setem
11/28/2007, 09:11 PM
WHAT?

Are you Underwood haters?

critical_phil
11/28/2007, 09:23 PM
member in good standing


Pickler Lovers of America
Moore, OK Chapter 36D

setem
11/28/2007, 10:01 PM
YOU LEAVE THIS PLACE AND NEVER COME BACK!!!

Pickler does have nice jugs though!

royalfan5
11/28/2007, 10:14 PM
I don't like to use the phrase garden variety, but I will in her case.

setem
11/28/2007, 10:20 PM
You can all burn in the depths!

She the hottest of the hot...the cream of the crop!

JohnnyMack
11/28/2007, 10:20 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/twoflower/pic/00021101

setem
11/28/2007, 10:22 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/twoflower/pic/00021101

Are we on board?

BoomerSooner07
11/28/2007, 10:27 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/twoflower/pic/00021101I would hit it like a parked car.

Okla-homey
11/29/2007, 07:08 AM
Just know, the "flowing hair" is the result of extensions/weaves. I got the straight dope from one of her NSU sorority sistuhs. And, the curtains don't match the carpet FWIW. Lipo on the bootay and thighs too.

Not to take anything away from her mind you, but, Ms. Underwood is an enhanced commercial property.

Xstnlsooner
11/29/2007, 09:09 AM
Wankers! She might be enhanced, but she's still HAWT tho short.
No red boned male would EVAH turn that down!

JohnnyMack
11/29/2007, 10:54 AM
Just know, the "flowing hair" is the result of extensions/weaves. I got the straight dope from one of her NSU sorority sistuhs. And, the curtains don't match the carpet FWIW. Lipo on the bootay and thighs too.

Not to take anything away from her mind you, but, Ms. Underwood is an enhanced commercial property.

How very LAS of you.

setem
11/29/2007, 01:14 PM
I got the straight dope from one of her NSU sorority sistuhs.

So you really are going to take the word of ladies who I am sure don't care much for Carrie, due to the fact that she made it to stardom and they are stuck in BFE, Oklahoma?

The ladies have a way of fibbing when it comes to the success and beauty of another woman!:D

SicEmBaylor
11/29/2007, 01:19 PM
Since when can we not post pics?

SicEmBaylor
11/29/2007, 01:20 PM
http://www.esfi.org/workplace/images/TestBeforeYouTouchCARD.jpg

sitzpinkler
11/29/2007, 01:29 PM
Since we are not aloud to post pictures on SF.COM.

we are not vocally to post pictures on SF.COM?!?!?!? as opposed to mentally? the nerve of these mods....

jr4ou
11/29/2007, 01:33 PM
be to tag out sicem

MextheBulldog
11/29/2007, 03:16 PM
Question is: What was the real reason Tony Romo said thanks, but no thanks? I know he used the whole "it's football season...." but since then he's been associated with several other hawts.

And, yes, she is a HOT.

FWIW, my four yr old refers to her as 'Carrie Wood Underpants'

frankensooner
11/29/2007, 03:54 PM
I don't trust non-carnivores. However, I cannot lie. She is a pretty young woman.

KRYPTON
11/29/2007, 04:12 PM
I have some zucchini she's welcome to...

no. no. not gonna do it. never mind.

JohnnyMack
11/29/2007, 04:28 PM
Question is: What was the real reason Tony Romo said thanks, but no thanks? I know he used the whole "it's football season...." but since then he's been associated with several other hawts.

And, yes, she is a HOT.

FWIW, my four yr old refers to her as 'Carrie Wood Underpants'

Isn't he tagging Jessica Simpson now?

Tulsa_Fireman
11/29/2007, 05:01 PM
I'm with Homey.

There's been a lil' sucky sucky, and I'm not talkin' about good times or chinese massages.

BEFORE

http://www.lulasboutique.com/images/celebs/carrie-underwood-jeans.gif

AFTER

http://www.talkingnfl.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/0200651143500.jpg

Would I hit it? Like Don Mattingly on a hanging breakin' ball. Sucky sucky. Bwahahaha.

StoopTroup
11/29/2007, 05:06 PM
I think she can suck out whatever she wants.

Tulsa_Fireman
11/29/2007, 05:10 PM
The more I look at that second picture, the more I see the worn out frame of an old woman.

Look at it. Her hips. Her knobby knees.

Now that I think about it, change my pro-hit vote. I bet she yells at kids to get off her lawn.

OklaPony
11/29/2007, 07:14 PM
I definitely liked her better about 15 lbs. ago.

After the AI thing, her management got her hooked up with a "nutritionist / life coach / personal trainer" that turned our beloved little meat-eating farmgirl into a damn communi... I mean vegetarian. I think they've taken it WAY too far as she no longer has that All-American girl-next-door look like she used to.

She's still pretty damn smokin', though!

jr4ou
11/29/2007, 08:55 PM
yea, i agree with oklapony. i like the before pics. she doesnt need to be 80 pds.

setem
12/4/2007, 10:50 PM
You guys are nutts if you think the before pics are better than the after! Knees are knees! She has nice legs!

SoonerTerry
12/5/2007, 12:11 AM
She makes me tingle in my funny place