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SicEmBaylor
11/27/2007, 09:57 PM
So, I got an e-mail just now from one of my professors. He invited a group of his students out to his ranch on Friday to go hiking. Apparently, he has a significant amount of property outside of Waco and evidently there is stuff to see.

I guess I'll go, but I've never been hiking before. I'll need to go to the sporting good store and buy some hiking equipment though for the life of me, I don't know what that is.
M
11/27/2007, 09:58 PM
Sounds like Brokeback Mountain 2! :D
VeeJay
11/27/2007, 10:09 PM
One can't just go from a bridesmaid to a hiker over night. It is a process that takes time. You may want to sit this one out.
SicEmBaylor
11/27/2007, 10:10 PM
One can't just go from a bridesmaid to a hiker over night. It is a process that takes time. You may want to sit this one out.
I can't sit this one out as it's likely to be the only "one."

It's do or die time for me.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/27/2007, 10:12 PM
do or die time..
baylor people in the woods...

Doesnt sound safe
M
11/27/2007, 10:14 PM
So, I got an e-mail just now from one of my professors. He invited a group of his students out to his ranch on Friday to go hiking. Apparently, he has a significant amount of property outside of Waco and evidently there is stuff to see.

His last name isn't "Koresh," is it?
SicEmBaylor
11/27/2007, 10:15 PM
This was in the e-mail:

We will gather at 4:00 at the little red barn shown on the enclosed map, and the hike will take about an hour. We will see caves, hills, valleys, and probably a few critters.

I don't like the sound of "critters" -- I thought I was going hiking not a G-D safari.
mdklatt
11/27/2007, 10:15 PM
So, I got an e-mail just now from one of my professors. He invited a group of his students out to his ranch on Friday to go hiking.


If you show up and "everybody else" in the "group" has "canceled", just get back your Miata and drive away. On second thought...is this a class you really want to get an A in?



Apparently, he has a significant amount of property outside of Waco and evidently there is stuff to see.


So that's what he calls it.



Mods, is there a way to automatically 5-star any thread that SicEm starts?
olevetonahill
11/27/2007, 10:25 PM
This was in the e-mail:


I don't like the sound of "critters" -- I thought I was going hiking not a G-D safari.
So thats what Pervs are calling it Now :eek:
VeeJay
11/27/2007, 10:27 PM
What is this "little red barn" you speaketh of?

I wouldn't go in there with the sumbitch.
olevetonahill
11/27/2007, 10:31 PM
What is this "little red barn" you speaketh of?

I wouldn't go in there with the sumbitch.
Lil red barn is where the perv keeps his " critter "
Pay tention
stoops the eternal pimp
11/27/2007, 10:34 PM
there arent any basketball players going hopefully
SicEmBaylor
11/27/2007, 10:40 PM
there arent any basketball players going hopefully
Heh, hopefully not.
Lott's Bandana
11/27/2007, 10:45 PM
Waco critters aren't so bad. Unless their first name is "Judge".

Don't go near their mamas....
RacerX
11/28/2007, 12:01 PM
The professor fondly refers to Sic'em as a 'sound sleeper'.
frankensooner
11/28/2007, 12:19 PM
Is this a snipe hunt?
IB4OU2
11/28/2007, 12:40 PM
So, I got an e-mail just now from one of my professors. He invited a group of his students out to his ranch on Friday to go hiking. Apparently, he has a significant amount of property outside of Waco and evidently there is stuff to see.

I guess I'll go, but I've never been hiking before. I'll need to go to the sporting good store and buy some hiking equipment though for the life of me, I don't know what that is.

Don't buy anything with heels plus take a shotgun and a pointer.
usmc-sooner
11/28/2007, 12:44 PM
So, I got an e-mail just now from one of my professors. He invited a group of his students out to his ranch on Friday to go hiking. Apparently, he has a significant amount of property outside of Waco and evidently there is stuff to see.

I guess I'll go, but I've never been hiking before. I'll need to go to the sporting good store and buy some hiking equipment though for the life of me, I don't know what that is.

pick up some vaseline
KRYPTON
11/28/2007, 03:02 PM
Get limber first. Hate to have you show back up after the weekend with a permanently stretched O-ring.
SoonerStormchaser
11/28/2007, 03:25 PM
Not with a freaking 1000000' pole!
usmc-sooner
11/28/2007, 03:28 PM
maybe he means hike like a QB and the Center. My advise Sicem be the QB.
KHS Sooner
11/28/2007, 03:38 PM
RAPE!!!!
SicEmBaylor
11/28/2007, 03:42 PM
maybe he means hike like a QB and the Center. My advise Sicem be the QB.
I've heard it's worse to give than to receive.
OCUDad
11/28/2007, 03:51 PM
Birkenstocks. If you're gonna go hiking, you'll need Birkenstocks.
M
11/28/2007, 04:10 PM
I've heard that it's best to go hiking in a fashionable lederhosen.

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g258/DixieChickMissy/lederhosen.jpg
frankensooner
11/28/2007, 04:13 PM
be sure to take enough beef jerky for everyone and you will be the belle of the ball!
KHS Sooner
11/28/2007, 04:15 PM
I've heard that it's best to go hiking in a fashionable lederhosen.

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g258/DixieChickMissy/lederhosen.jpg

Gross
SicEmBaylor
11/28/2007, 04:18 PM
be sure to take enough beef jerky for everyone and you will be the belle of the ball!

I'm not know what that is.
I had a class a couple of years ago and for whatever the reason the prof. mentions beef jerky. Well, of course, I knew what the hell it was but everyone in the class gave him a very puzzled look. He explained what it was and said, "you can sometimes buy this stuff at a gas station..." The puzzled looks continued and he seemed amazed himself so he asked everyone to raise their hand who had tried or at least heard of beef jerky. I and like 2-3 other people raised their hand in a class of 50-75 students.

No joke.
StoopTroup
11/28/2007, 06:03 PM
Remember to tell them every 1/2 hour you need to stop for a cigar break.

They like that kind of thing.
mdklatt
11/28/2007, 10:39 PM
The puzzled looks continued and he seemed amazed himself so he asked everyone to raise their hand who had tried or at least heard of beef jerky. I and like 2-3 other people raised their hand in a class of 50-75 students.

No joke.

****ing Baylor. Worthless.
SoonerJack
11/28/2007, 10:53 PM
Sicem, are you sure you're from Oklahoma? No offense but let's run down some of your threads that make me wonder:

getting lost going to Houston (opposite direction lost, too)
not knowing how to change a tire
purchasing a Miata
never been hiking

The fact that you've had beef jerky helps your case, but I'm not so sure if it's not a cover. You sound like your from Connecticut or some place like that.
OCUDad
11/28/2007, 10:55 PM
Why do you hate Connecticut?
SicEmBaylor
11/28/2007, 10:59 PM
Why do you hate Connecticut?
Because it's a G-D yankee state!

And yes I'm from Oklahoma, but I was born in Florida if that helps explain things.
OCUDad
11/28/2007, 11:01 PM
I was talking to SoonerJack.
sanantoniosooner
11/28/2007, 11:05 PM
http://static.grupthink.com/answer/e/e589f97c0f4892b3b59341e2db9016d4
SicEmBaylor
11/28/2007, 11:14 PM
I was talking to SoonerJack.
I was taking that for SJ.