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critical_phil
11/26/2007, 04:49 PM
**** YEAH! that was a good chimichanga.


suck it, ovalers. i just had lunch with 2 hawt doods. 1TC was as handsome as ever and i'd still fight Mongo even though he's a good foot taller than i am.
Mongo
11/26/2007, 05:00 PM
1TC said your small hands made him look bigger
critical_phil
11/26/2007, 05:04 PM
i'm surprised he was able to say anything at all with your junk in his mouf.
stoops the eternal pimp
11/26/2007, 05:05 PM
Glad to see you guys were able to live out your spek comment fantasies together finally
Howzit
11/26/2007, 05:14 PM
Oh yeah? Well I did Dean at the tailgate and he was so drunk he doesn't even remember.
birddog
11/26/2007, 05:18 PM
MMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Mongo
11/26/2007, 05:19 PM
Oh yeah? Well I did Dean at the tailgate and he was so drunk he doesn't even remember.


Oh, he remembers, he just wants others to think he isnt in to that, so he plays it off
Widescreen
11/26/2007, 05:42 PM
Oh yeah? Well I did Dean at the tailgate and he was so drunk he doesn't even remember.
That's not why he doesn't remember.
1stTimeCaller
11/26/2007, 10:17 PM
:les: I learned a great many things at lunch today.

Which one of you kept rubbing my leg? It was awesome and disturbing at the same time. More awesome than disturbing.
Mongo
11/26/2007, 11:01 PM
I also appreciate the comment, "your not as fat as I thought you'd be". I guess you can hear me breath while I type


and my truck is faster
rufnek05
11/26/2007, 11:04 PM
did you eat at Moe's? that ALWAYS gives me wicked ***-burps
1stTimeCaller
11/26/2007, 11:04 PM
big, I thought that you would be bigger.

I was pulling away from you, slow poke.
Mongo
11/26/2007, 11:07 PM
now c_p was every bit of fat as I thought he'd be. any larger, he'd have to make his rounds in a moo moo
1stTimeCaller
11/26/2007, 11:12 PM
I thought he was wearing a moo-moo.
sanantoniosooner
11/26/2007, 11:18 PM
It's people like you guys that makes the term "homophobic" appealing.
Mongo
11/26/2007, 11:23 PM
sounds like someone is upset cause they didnt get the invite to chimi time
sanantoniosooner
11/26/2007, 11:25 PM
Don't let me interrupt your frolicking.

Or is it prancing?
critical_phil
11/26/2007, 11:47 PM
I thought he was wearing a moo-moo.


i prefer Enema Utility Gear.
critical_phil
11/27/2007, 12:12 AM
i want to drizzle chimi juice all over your scrote and suck it up with a silly straw. PM me. srsly, k? - Mongo

:mad:
Widescreen
11/27/2007, 12:48 AM
I'm jealous.
BudSooner
11/27/2007, 01:51 PM
lord.
rufnek05
11/27/2007, 01:57 PM
speaking of farts. Whats the move called when you fart while laying in bed and then lift the sheets over your girlfriend's head, traping her under the covers with the stench?
1stTimeCaller
11/27/2007, 01:58 PM
Dutch Oven.

YWIA
rufnek05
11/27/2007, 02:03 PM
Dutch Oven.

YWIA

thanks. I did that to her last night. I was then punched in the balls. It was totally worth it.
1stTimeCaller
11/27/2007, 02:06 PM
I did that to Mongo at the table but he didn't seem to mind much.
Hamhock
11/27/2007, 02:13 PM
thanks for the invite.

jerkholes.
Mjcpr
11/27/2007, 02:16 PM
Look, Hamhock wants a Dutch Steamer too!
frankensooner
11/27/2007, 02:35 PM
I was looking for someone to each lunch with yesterday, thanks a lot guys! ;)
Hamhock
11/27/2007, 02:40 PM
Look, Hamhock wants a Dutch Steamer too!


are you mentally retarded?
1stTimeCaller
11/27/2007, 02:41 PM
I posted that I had a lunch date with Mongo and c_p around 10am yesterday. That left someone 2 hours to meet up with us.

You may be used to the way the Dallas lunches or Tulsa tailgates take numerous threads and pages to organize on here but the OKC lunch is done quickly.
Mjcpr
11/27/2007, 02:44 PM
are you mentally retarded?

I've been here a long time, what do you think? :D
IB4OU2
11/27/2007, 03:12 PM
Look, Hamhock wants a Dutch Steamer too!

Clarification! Dutch steamers involve sharting not farting. FYI
critical_phil
11/27/2007, 03:13 PM
in addition to an awesome chimi, you guys also missed stories about: Night Trips, the geology of rocks, and c_p's enema escapades.
Mongo
11/27/2007, 04:08 PM
in addition to an awesome chimi, you guys also missed stories about: Night Trips, the geology of rocks, and c_p's enema escapades.

dont forget the part where we talked bad about everybody
Widescreen
11/27/2007, 04:10 PM
dont forget the part where we talked bad about everybody
Why would you talk bad about all of them?
Mongo
11/27/2007, 04:12 PM
sorry, i forgot to mention that everybody= widescreen
critical_phil
11/27/2007, 04:13 PM
dont forget the part where we talked bad about everybody


1TC: ....except for __________. i don't think anyone has anything against _________.


c_p: I ****ING HATE ___________.
Hamhock
11/27/2007, 04:16 PM
1TC: ....except for my amazingly small weenis. i don't think anyone has anything against me.


c_p: I ****ING HATE when he doesn't even kiss me afterward.

innersting.
critical_phil
11/27/2007, 04:18 PM
i don't mind 1TC's small weenis.


i have tiny hands. like a little Marie Osmond porcelain doll.
frankensooner
11/27/2007, 04:24 PM
I guess that comes in handy when disimpacting a patient.
Mongo
11/27/2007, 04:25 PM
I guess that comes in handy when disimpacting a patient.

at least c_p was kind enough to save that story til after we ate
frankensooner
11/27/2007, 04:29 PM
My wife is a nurse and I never grow weary of those stories! ;)
Widescreen
11/27/2007, 04:29 PM
sorry, i forgot to mention that everybody= widescreen
And after all I've done for you.
critical_phil
11/27/2007, 04:32 PM
My wife is a nurse and I never grow weary of those stories! ;)


does she have a story about disimpaction where the 90 year old woman is yelling Oh, Oh, Oh, Give it to me?
frankensooner
11/27/2007, 04:34 PM
Thankfully she got out of Med/Surg about 9 years ago. Yours is a very good story though. ;) Did you feel like Stormchaser?
critical_phil
11/27/2007, 04:35 PM
i just peed meself.
Howzit
11/27/2007, 04:36 PM
does she have a story about disimpaction where the 90 year old woman is yelling Oh, Oh, Oh, Give it to me?

This reminds me of a Little Johnny joke.

Little Johnny is at home and hears a loud commotion coming from his parents room. He opens the door to find his mom bent over the dresser with his dad giving it to her from behind. Dad smiles and winks and shoos Little Johnny away.

A while later dad is walking down the hall and hears a loud commotion coming from Little Johnny's room. He opens the door to find granny bent over the dresser and Little Johnny giving it to her from behind.

Dad yells, "What the hell is going on here?"

Little Johnny replies, "Yeah, it ain't so galldamned funny when it's your mom, huh?"
Mongo
11/27/2007, 04:37 PM
And after all I've done for you.

that "I gave you a kidney" excuse can only go so far. you have worn it thin
critical_phil
11/27/2007, 04:41 PM
Did you feel like Stormchaser?


we talked about cougar hunting at Russell's too.


Mongo: So, it's like SoonerStormChaser heaven?
Mongo
11/27/2007, 04:45 PM
1TC said that

you werent even listening to me, were you? next time, quit raping me with your eyes and pay attention to what I am saying
critical_phil
11/28/2007, 08:46 PM
1TC said that

you werent even listening to me, were you? next time, quit raping me with your eyes and pay attention to what I am saying


yeah, i get you 2 mixed up.


which one are you, the bald one or the fag?