Qualifications for working at KFC

[Hot Rod]

I like a good buffalo snacker every now but I'm sure these are the qualifications for working there.

1. Please have missing or very crooked teeth.

2. Please walk as slow as you can to the register or drive thru window.

3. Please make it look like you haven't washed your hair in a few days.

Any others?

[rufnek05]

smell horrible.

[jeremy885]

In McKinney, it's the ability not to speak English.

[OKLA21FAN]

dexterity and multi tasking

ability to simultaneously wipe your running nose with your free hand while grabbing a drumstick with the other. All the while explaining to the person ordering that they 'understand it is the lunch hour, but the extra crispy breasts will not be ready for about 20 minutes'.

[KRYPTON]

Ability to poop in the baked beans without leaving evidence

[toast]

I like a good buffalo snacker every now but I'm sure these are the qualifications for working there.

1. Please have missing or very crooked teeth.

2. Please walk as slow as you can to the register or drive thru window.

3. Please make it look like you haven't washed your hair in a few days.

Any others?


so pretty much the same as being the head basketball coach at osu?

[Pricetag]

In McKinney, it's the ability not to speak English.
I'd say that's a qualification for a drive through operator at any fast food place south of the Mason-Dixon.

[mdklatt]

3. Please make it look like you haven't washed your hair in a few days.



This is probably the result of working in a place where the air is saturated with grease vapor.

:meat:

[rufnek05]

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Chicken Sandwich??

[OCUDad]

Mmmmmm... "extra crispy breasts."

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Well, Let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken

[StoopTroup]

4. You must be able to pronounce the word Crispy.

[soonernation]

Qualifications for working at KFC







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