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royalfan5
11/26/2007, 10:25 AM
or honey. I've never met anyone who didn't love corn bread and/or honey. This leads me to believe she is a communist.
King Crimson
11/26/2007, 10:40 AM
maybe she hasn't had it with jalapenos?
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 10:41 AM
maybe she hasn't had it with jalapenos?
I doubt that would help. She hates all Mexican food, regardless of quantity.
IB4OU2
11/26/2007, 10:44 AM
But does she like corn RF?
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 10:47 AM
But does she like corn RF?
only canned.
Jimminy Crimson
11/26/2007, 11:46 AM
I doubt that would help. She hates all Mexican food, regardless of quantity.

Who said anything about mexican food? :texan:
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 11:49 AM
Who said anything about mexican food? :texan:
Sorry, I should have phrased it as "she hates everything that isn't blander than milk"
mdklatt
11/26/2007, 01:15 PM
PIITB
Hot Rod
11/26/2007, 01:56 PM
I doubt that would help. She hates all Mexican food, regardless of quantity.

I didn't think this type of person existed!
mdklatt
11/26/2007, 01:57 PM
I didn't think this type of person existed!

They're called "Yankees". :texan:
rufnek05
11/26/2007, 02:00 PM
commie bastard.
Jimminy Crimson
11/26/2007, 02:13 PM
Sorry, I should have phrased it as "she hates everything that isn't blander than milk"

She definately needs the hot beef injection. Sounds way too boring. :twinkies:
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 02:56 PM
She definately needs the hot beef injection. Sounds way too boring. :twinkies:
A) She's Not Hot
B) Other Roommate is already on top of that.
IB4OU2
11/26/2007, 04:21 PM
Do ya'll live in a commune?
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 04:24 PM
Do ya'll live in a commune?
No. a house. I needed a place to live for 6 months, and the original third roommate got rung up a DUI that required jail time, so the other roommate decided to shack up with his girlfriend so he could have some one to tell him what to do so he didn't have to decide himself.
John Kochtoston
11/26/2007, 04:29 PM
[Chris Rock]Cornbread...ain't nothing wrong with that![/Chris Rock]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBdVpNc9BZ0
NormanPride
11/26/2007, 05:02 PM
Is she from Wisconsin?
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 05:05 PM
Is she from Wisconsin?
No, roughly the same part of Nebraska I'm from. Plus, she's part Czech and doesn't drink very much. Which is strange.
NormanPride
11/26/2007, 05:42 PM
This girl is not human. Guard yourself at night, for she may try to harvest your brain.
soonerboomer93
11/26/2007, 05:50 PM
I doubt that would help. She hates all Mexican food, regardless of quantity.

i'm sorry, i gotta vote for communist on this one

you need to kick her out immediately, otherwise she might go psycho and kill you...
MamaMia
11/26/2007, 05:53 PM
No, roughly the same part of Nebraska I'm from. Plus, she's part Czech and doesn't drink very much. Which is strange.Those Czechs never could hold their cornbread. :P
KHS Sooner
11/26/2007, 05:57 PM
Cornbread is nasty.
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 06:21 PM
Cornbread is nasty.
whatever, comrade.
Mongo
11/26/2007, 06:24 PM
my wife hates cornbread, and she also has never tasted jelly before. She says she hates it and it is disgusting, yet she has never had it.

she is nuts
NormanPride
11/26/2007, 06:26 PM
At least she's good at the whole baby thing, though.
BudSooner
11/26/2007, 08:37 PM
Hates cornbread, jelly, and this girlfriend doesn't drink? Are ya sure she's not a mormon?


nevermind, i'm sounding like rus.
SoonerGirl06
11/26/2007, 08:55 PM
She sounds way too much like SicEm ex.
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 10:22 PM
She sounds way too much like SicEm ex.
My male roommate who sleeps with her has some definite SicEm'esqe tendencies.
mdklatt
11/26/2007, 10:24 PM
My male roommate who sleeps with her has some definite SicEm'esqe tendencies.

Three words: Mutually. Exclusive.
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 10:26 PM
Three words: Mutually. Exclusive.
You can be Sic'emesqe and get laid when your dad helped start a Fortune 500 company.
mdklatt
11/26/2007, 10:27 PM
You can be Sic'emesqe and get laid when your dad helped start a Fortune 500 company.

I think even SicEm could **** that up. So to speak.
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 10:28 PM
I think even SicEm could **** that up. So to speak.
Well, yeah but that's why I said tendencies and not clone.
SicEmBaylor
11/26/2007, 10:29 PM
I also don't like corn bread or honey.
SicEmBaylor
11/26/2007, 10:31 PM
I think even SicEm could **** that up. So to speak.
You say that now that you've seen what a stud I am in living flesh.
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 10:35 PM
I also don't like corn bread or honey.
You in the market for a pasty chick that only likes bland food, smirnoff ice, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and plain vanilla sex?
SicEmBaylor
11/26/2007, 10:37 PM
You in the market for a pasty chick that only likes bland food, smirnoff ice, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and plain vanilla sex?
Aside from the Smirnoff Ice (she doesn't drink), you've described SicEmEx down to a T.

But yes I am. I love pasty girls. As long as she isn't significantly taller than me then send her my way.
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 10:38 PM
Aside from the Smirnoff Ice (she doesn't drink), you've described SicEmEx down to a T.

But yes I am. I love pasty girls. As long as she isn't significantly taller than me then send her my way.
She's about 5'4"
mdklatt
11/26/2007, 10:40 PM
You in the market for a pasty chick that only likes bland food, smirnoff ice, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and plain vanilla sex?

Has she ever been to Branson?
SicEmBaylor
11/26/2007, 10:42 PM
She's about 5'4"
Oh that's perfect. Her only down side seems to be that she's a yankee.
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 10:43 PM
Oh that's perfect. Her only down side seems to be that she's a yankee.
Is Nebraska Yankee? It's not like her ancestors were her until well after the Civil War.
SicEmBaylor
11/26/2007, 10:45 PM
Is Nebraska Yankee? It's not like her ancestors were her until well after the Civil War.
Yes it is.

I suppose if her ancestors came after the Wah then that merely puts her into a kind of purgatory. Therefore, I'd tap that.
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 10:47 PM
Yes it is.

I suppose if her ancestors came after the Wah then that merely puts her into a kind of purgatory. Therefore, I'd tap that.
The only Civil War that would matter to her are the various wars that unified Germany.
SicEmBaylor
11/26/2007, 10:48 PM
The only Civil War that would matter to her are the various wars that unified Germany.
So she's a Kraut?
Eh...
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 10:49 PM
So she's a Kraut?
Eh...
German/Czech.
SicEmBaylor
11/26/2007, 10:51 PM
German/Czech.
I'm not saying I wouldn't hit it, but that probably rules out marrying it.

Seriously man, hook a brother up.
mdklatt
11/26/2007, 10:53 PM
Is Nebraska Yankee?

Not necessarily...but not liking Mexican food definitely is. :texan:
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 10:54 PM
I'm not saying I wouldn't hit it, but that probably rules out marrying it.

Seriously man, hook a brother up.
So you are excited by a duller than dishwater chick who would probably do a Sudoko while you pumped away?
SicEmBaylor
11/26/2007, 10:57 PM
So you are excited by a duller than dishwater chick who would probably do a Sudoko while you pumped away?
I'm used to it.

It's like eating at an Applebees in another city. It's different but familiar enough to know what you're going to get it.
royalfan5
11/26/2007, 11:02 PM
I'm used to it.

It's like eating at an Applebees in another city. It's different but familiar enough to know what you're going to get it.Someday all that repression will get to you, and you'll end up with a ladyboy in Asia. I'd loosen up now before it's too late.
TopDaugIn2000
11/26/2007, 11:04 PM
I'm pasty, but I don't date guys I can bench press :P
SoonerGirl06
11/26/2007, 11:23 PM
ZANG!

Even I couldn't come up with one THAT good!
mdklatt
11/26/2007, 11:27 PM
I'm pasty, but I don't date guys I can bench press :P

Isn't that how The Chair works? :confused:
TopDaugIn2000
11/26/2007, 11:35 PM
not at all
SoonerGirl06
11/26/2007, 11:50 PM
Just exactly how does the chair work? I'm in the market for one...
SicEmBaylor
11/27/2007, 12:05 AM
Just exactly how does the chair work? I'm in the market for one...
I volunteer to demonstrate.
bluedogok
11/27/2007, 12:38 AM
I thought hating anything involving corn was against the law in Nebraska?

I knew a few pasty white women in Nebraska a few years back, lots of them up there.

Put a motor on the chair and no lifting is required.
GottaHavePride
11/27/2007, 01:09 AM
I read threads like this and weep for the future of humanity. In a manly way.