A Song Tribute To The Huskers

[winnard]

(with all due respect to Michael Martin Murphy)
He came down from Oakland Raiders
West Coast Offense, brought with pride
On a bandwagon they said "you're hired"
Husker nation by his side
On a cold Nebraska night

Oh he said, they'd play for trophies
Then there came recruiting class
And he told the Sooner Nation now,
"F'n Hillbillies, Kiss My ***!"
Then they signed him, still he lost.
The Huskers told him "YOU'RE HIRED!'
The Huskers told him "YOU'RE HIRED!'
Huskers told him 'YOU OO OOO OOOOO OO OOOO OOO OOuR HIRED!!!!!"

By the fourth season, they doubted
And they started the season low.
Then for the first time since nineteen fifty eight,
They lost five games in a row.
Tom Osborne is ****ed, we know.
And on fire your bandwagon is gonna go.
They'll be chanting "YOU'RE FIRED" They'll be chanting "YOU'RE FIRED"
They'll be chanting "YOU'REEEEEEE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED"

You're fired, (oh holy ****)
(The recruuuuuuuuuits, all de-commit)You're Fired!
(Get Tom Osbourn, on the sidelines because...) YOUUUURE FIIIIIRED!


**** pretty piano outtro.



winnard