O-Aggie Graduation and Admissions Requirements

[SoonerShark]

A man came into the office a while back. Somehow the conversation turned to Oklahoma State. I shared that I considered going to Oklahoma State at one time, but I realized that I could not fulfill the bestiality requirement to graduate. He looked shocked and told me that his daughter graduated from osu. I told him, “some can do it, some can’t.”

[SoonerShark]

In a similar vein, Texas A&M used to be a male only institution. The president of the university was asked if homosexuality was a problem with only male students on campus. “No,” he related, “we just clip off their middle and ring fingers and send them to Austin.”

[SoonerShark]

I often wondered why an agricultural institution like osu could not grow grass on its football field. Then I put 2 and 2 together so it's not a mystery anymore. Gallagher-Iba Arena is right next door to the football field and Eddie Sutton could not even keep from urinating on an elementary school.