The Ghost of Joe Morrison's Thread

[Widescreen]

This thread is where TGJM can post links to all the threads from the last 5 years that he finds nifty.

Take it away...

[Osce0la]

I don't even want to open any threads because I am not sure if they are new or from 2003...

[OCUDad]

This thread is where TGJM can post links to all the threads from the last 5 years that he finds nifty.

Take him away...Fixed.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

YEE-FREAKIN-HAW!!!!!!!!! Someone started a thread for me! Thanks, widescreen!

[Howzit]

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/1249/tgojmpooflingaton0.jpg

[Widescreen]

Howzit, you dropped something.

[Howzit]

Howzit, you flung something.

Yes. Yes I did.

[Osce0la]

I don't even want to open any threads because I am not sure if they are new or from 2003...
I am not happy about this merge :mad:

[Widescreen]

I am not happy about this merge :mad:
You should bump a bunch of threads to show your disapproval.

ANARCHY!!!!1!1!1!!!

[Osce0la]

So...who has been banned recently that may have become a troll?

[Osce0la]

You should bump a bunch of threads to show your disapproval.

ANARCHY!!!!1!1!1!!!
I am going to have to find every thread from 2004 and bump it...

[Widescreen]

gdc has a habit of doing that.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Y'all aren't being fair in MY thread! I just love the site & went back to the earliest South Oval posts. Didn't know it was against "rules" to reply to them! C'mon...............

[OUDoc]

Howzit, you dropped something.
He missed the cup.

[frankensooner]

Neg Jihad anyone? ;)

[HskrGrl]

How does someone whom everyone is so upset with still in the green let alone really rollin in it?

And I was sad to see that the "ask a chick" thread was so old. That was a great thread topic. :D

[Osce0la]

Y'all aren't being fair in MY thread! I just love the site & went back to the earliest South Oval posts. Didn't know it was against "rules" to reply to them! C'mon...............
You bumped like eleventymillion threads that were 4 years old...Hard to keep up with current threads with so many old threads getting bumped...

And technically, you aren't playing by the rules in your own thread. This thread was started so you could link to all of the old threads that you felt like bumping...

[Widescreen]

How does someone whom everyone is so upset with still in the green let alone really rollin in it?
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/1589/gojmpz1.jpg

You were saying? :P

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

He missed the cup.

"CUP?!"

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

How does someone whom everyone is so upset with still in the green let alone really rollin in it?

And I was sad to see that the "ask a chick" thread was so old. That was a great thread topic. :D


That sucks! You caused my GREEN to go away!!!!:mad:

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

You bumped like eleventymillion threads that were 4 years old...Hard to keep up with current threads with so many old threads getting bumped...

And technically, you aren't playing by the rules in your own thread. This thread was started so you could link to all of the old threads that you felt like bumping...

Ohhhhh....sweet mercy!

[OUDoc]

"CUP?!"
2 Howzits, 1 cup

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

How does someone whom everyone is so upset with still in the green let alone really rollin in it?

And I was sad to see that the "ask a chick" thread was so old. That was a great thread topic. :D

Then you should add to my rep. for regenerating the "ask a chick" topic!;)

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

How does someone whom everyone is so upset with still in the green let alone really rollin in it?

And I was sad to see that the "ask a chick" thread was so old. That was a great thread topic. :D


Speaking of which....where did the recently resurrected "ask a chick" thread go?:confused: I was wanting to see if the question I posed to the chicks had been answered!

[Osce0la]

That sucks! You caused my GREEN to go away!!!!:mad:
The green started going long before she ever said anything...And I will be sure to give you more red when I get finished with this reply - just for spouting off at Hskr...

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

The green started going long before she ever said anything...And I will be sure to give you more red when I get finished with this reply - just for spouting off at Hskr...

Go SEC!:D

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Is there a "name & face" thread in the archives anywhere???? I'd love to see what some of you folks look like.

[Osce0la]

Go SEC!:D

I believe the Noles are 1-0 against the SEC so far this season.

And as far as this GREY SPEK comment left by you:


Is picking on me. Also is probably mad cause' my Cocks will do something in 4 days that ole' washed up Bowden has been unable to do recently....beat clempsin!
Tommy has been able to win in Tallahassee...when was the last time Spurrier won in Tallahassee? Let's not forget, Bobby was Spurrier's daddy long before Spurrier became the head coach at USCjr.

BTW, your red spek won't work until you get to 100 posts...so the grey spek was a waste of your time...

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

I believe the Noles are 1-0 against the SEC so far this season.

And as far as this GREY SPEK comment left by you:


Tommy has been able to win in Tallahassee...when was the last time Spurrier won in Tallahassee? Let's not forget, Bobby was Spurrier's daddy long before Spurrier became the head coach at USCjr.

BTW, your red spek won't work until you get to 100 posts...so the grey spek was a waste of your time...

We'll look @ the scoreboard together after Saturday's games. As far as Coach Superior goes, he did manage to win the most meaningful & most important game ever between UF & Free Shoes U.!

[Osce0la]

When was the last time USCjr won their conference? Let alone a MNC? Oh yeah - last conference championship in football - 1969 IN THE ACC...

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

When was the last time USCjr won their conference? Let alone a MNC? Oh yeah - last conference championship in football - 1969 IN THE ACC...

I wasn't born then. Matters not to me.:rolleyes:

[Curly Bill]

I just accidently posted on the Jessica Lynch thread before I saw how old it was. My answer by the way was: NO!

I edited it to say how stupid I felt for posting on such an old thread that had been bumped.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

For my last post of the day, IN MY THREAD, I will say

GO COCKS!!!! BEAT THE TATERS!!!!!

[Osce0la]

I just accidently posted on the Jessica Lynch thread before I saw how old it was. My answer by the way was: NO!

I edited it to say how stupid I felt for posting on such an old thread that had been bumped.
heh :D

I never look at the dates on threads...a while back someone had bumped an old farkoff thread and it said they needed entries. I replied saying I'd have one in that afternoon - then someone told me to look at the date of the thread...it was like 2 years old...

[Ash]

Another new SEC troll. Hooray for us!

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Another new SEC troll. Hooray for us!

Jealousy is just a form of flattery!;)

[frankensooner]

So was it a seven-day ban?

[OCUDad]

Another new SEC troll. Hooray for us!I'm guessing TGJM is a troll of a previous troll - cack5. Worthless then, worthless now. "Ignore" is your friend.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

So was it a seven-day ban?

Nah. Took some days off for Thanksgiving.

[rufnek05]

:pop:

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

:pop:

Exactly right.:twinkies:

[Widescreen]

Nah. Took some days off for Thanksgiving.
We we all thankful.

[Howzit]

We we all thankful.

potty mouth.

[Widescreen]

Just got some gray spek. I hope I can sleep tonight.

[frankensooner]

what did it taste like?

[Osce0la]

Just got some gray spek. I hope I can sleep tonight.
meh...I got about 10 grey speks the other day...I've slept just fine...I think you'll pull through ;)

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Just got some gray spek. I hope I can sleep tonight.

Well....how did you?

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Since this is MY thread, I will point out to you all that I have a star & that I'm now a Sooner Benchwarmer! High five, anyone?

I still can't start my own freakin' thread, though!

[Osce0la]

Still gray? Gray's not all bad....the Confederacy did wear it.[/B]
Yes, it is still grey...

[Osce0la]

Now that I think about it...doesn't actual spek (red/green) start at 500 posts?

[sanantoniosooner]

Now that I think about it...doesn't actual spek (red/green) start at 500 posts?
no, you just have to possess some green to distribute any of it.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Yes, it is still grey...

Boss Hogg drove the Gray Ghost back in his shine runnin' days.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

"Its me again, Margaret." "He he he he he...."

[frankensooner]

Finally, the voice of reason and intelligence has returned!!! ;)

[Osce0la]

Finally, the voice of reason and intelligence has returned!!! ;)
I never left dude...;)

[Mixer!]

:les: DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85krLPrWWTY)

[soonerbrat]

you may not.

[frankensooner]

What is the over/under?

[Boomer.....]

3 days.

[soonerbrat]

Under

[frankensooner]

Who five-starred this thread?

[sanantoniosooner]

Who five-starred this thread?
:O

[NormanPride]

Booo!

[sanantoniosooner]

I think The Ghost of Joe Morrison is a cool dude. :D

[Boomer.....]

Now it is almost ranked where it should be.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

she'd like for me to buy her some fake boobs. Discuss.:pop:

[OUDoc]

It's the gift that keeps on giving, Clark.

[sanantoniosooner]

She wants them so she can find a better husband.

Tell her to shut up and fix some pancakes.

[proud gonzo]

back from vacation already? :rolleyes:

[1stTimeCaller]

I know two guys that bought their wives new boobs with credit cards.

They are still making payments on the boobs but haven't been able to play with them due to divorce.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

What's the going rate to upscale 2 bra sizes?!

[1stTimeCaller]

I'd guess $3,500 - $5,000.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

I'd guess $3,500 - $5,000.

Any idea how long they last? Will they still be awesome when she's a crusty old woman?!

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

This thread's level of loose is staggering.

[proud gonzo]

no joke

[Mjcpr]

This thread's level of loose is staggering.

I think they can tighten that up too these days.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

I think they can tighten that up too these days.

Almost anything can be tightened up these days. ALMOST....

[soonerbrat]

Oh good grief, you're married?

[Hot Rod]

Will they still be awesome when she's a crusty old woman?!

I'm sure the wife would love to read what you'll think about her in the future.

[1stTimeCaller]

The silicone models hold up well over time, don't know about saline.

Pat has a picture that he should post.

[OKLA21FAN]

worthless thread

no pictorial evidence :pop:

[soonerbrat]

the silicone ones are more expensive, but I think they are worth the extra expense. not that I would know personally, but I do know people that have them.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Well, since she asked, & since I can afford them, we're gonna go in for a consultation in January. I'm gonna find a picture of a great pair & bring it in w/ me & take the advice of Ron White...."I want those +i+$ on that woman!" Should be a lot of fun!!!!! Thanks for the answers to those who gave them!

[soonerbrat]

have fun with your divorce.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

have fun with your divorce.

Won't happen. Neither of us believe in it.

[sanantoniosooner]

Won't happen. Neither of us believe in it.
Nobody does, until they get served papers.

[soonerbrat]

she already got you..why does she need bigger boobs?

[BudSooner]

I'm sure there are other ways to rid themselves of a husband or wife, "Honey wanna go on a trip to the Bermuda triange?"

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

she already got you..why does she need bigger boobs?

Said she doesn't like what's happened to them as a result of the breast feeding that took place. Sagging, I guess. She's still in her 20s & it bothers her. Fine w/ me! Gives me some big uns to do whatever w/!!!!:D

[Howzit]

Said she doesn't like what's happened to them as a result of the breast feeding that took place.

Glutton.

[OKLA21FAN]

Said she doesn't like what's happened to them as a result of the breast feeding

maybe you should try a new diet?

[sanantoniosooner]

What do you feed a breast?

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

What do you feed a breast?

I'd love to answer....but it would probably get me in trouble!;)

[1stTimeCaller]

Remember, go big or go home!

[BudSooner]

Remember, go big or go home!

So says Mr Holmes.:D

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

So says Mr Holmes.:D

You mean, "Johnny Wad?!"

[MextheBulldog]

Almost every couple we know with young'uns is having this exact same discussion.

[OUDoc]

My wife never mentions this. :mad:


:D

[proud gonzo]

Said she doesn't like what's happened to them as a result of the breast feeding that took place. Sagging, I guess. She's still in her 20s & it bothers her. Fine w/ me! Gives me some big uns to do whatever w/!!!!:Dyeah, because saggy fake ones in a few years will be so much better :rolleyes:

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Won't happen. Neither of us believe in it.

Up until she gets her bolt-ons, realizes that hot stud over yonder is checkin' out her rack, then comes to the realization she never really liked puttin' up with your crap in the first place, but stayed with you because of the kids. Next thing you know, she's out late at the office, taking advantage of 2 for 1 beer night, finding the greatness of a margarita, and the panty dropping powers of the tequila shot. And before you know it, that five grand you dropped on fake boobies turns into a matter of if your old lady had as many peckers stickin' out of her as she had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine. And as her newly found alcoholism and love of strange cack sends you over the edge, she now has the ammunition to serve your wide body papers because in your frustration, you've become unsociable and stifling to her freedom and your face is now the face of oppression as some clubfooted mouthbreather knocks on your door with strange papers that speak of crazy legal proceedings and how, because of the children, you better start hunting down an apartment and kiss that dream of a boat goodbye. Oh wait, half my paycheck? HALF my paycheck? But your honor, how am I supposed to-right. The children. How sh*tty of me to put my welfare before my own children. That's right, sir. I'll be happy to spend 90 days in the joint for contempt. Does that come with the *** sex, or will I have to purchase that separately? And all the tuna spears my wife is being stabbed with, yeah, that has nothing to do with this. I understand, sir. She was driven away by my incessant griping, my nazi-esque need for control, and my demanding tone when she'd come home from having something as simple as a social life. Thanks for the complete destruction of my credit, too! And in 15 or so years when the kids are grown and they think of daddy as that guy that invades on the weekend and shoots our NEW daddy dirty looks when he squeezes mom's amazingly and unnaturally perky 40 year old boobs, life may just very well start to find some normalcy.

That makes sense.

Five grand now. For THOUSANDS in the future.

When all you have to do is spring for a few fancy 50 dollar push-up bras from Vicki's Secret now, make it a point to rub your woman's cans every chance you get, and enjoy them, no matter how saggy they are so you can bolster her self-esteem, make her feel good about her appearance, and enjoy one another with saggy boobies and pure hearts. You know, YOUR JOB AS A HUSBAND.

Jesus H. Funkin' Christ, man.

[OKLA21FAN]

just cut your losses and get her one of these. after all its cheaper and will attract less attention. :pop:
http://bp2.blogger.com/_K3J7kTLC0Go/RsOli4A6ElI/AAAAAAAAAFc/7gTMdxWKjCg/s1600/outrampstamp.jpg

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

just cut your losses and get her one of these. after all its cheaper and will attract less attention. :pop:
http://bp2.blogger.com/_K3J7kTLC0Go/RsOli4A6ElI/AAAAAAAAAFc/7gTMdxWKjCg/s1600/outrampstamp.jpg

A red X? What fun will that be?!

[OCUDad]

she already got you..why does she need bigger boobs?The subtlety of this post just hit me. Obviously Mrs. TGJM already has the biggest boob of all. Good work, brat. :D

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

The subtlety of this post just hit me. Obviously Mrs. TGJM already has the biggest boob of all. Good work, brat. :D

If I were a boob, It'd be way more fun to play w/ myself that it currently is!:D

[OCUDad]

A good workman doesn't blame his tools.

[MamaMia]

she'd like for me to buy her some fake boobs. Discuss.:pop:For what? :confused:

[OKLA21FAN]

A red X? What fun will that be?!
lots o fun

http://bp2.blogger.com/_K3J7kTLC0Go/RsOli4A6ElI/AAAAAAAAAFc/7gTMdxWKjCg/s1600/outrampstamp.jpg

[Tulsa_Fireman]

This thread is screwed up. It's showing a third page but it won't let me view it.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

For what? :confused:

Doesn't like the way hers look now. Says they sag too much since having the baby. Seems like a win for her & a win for me, eh?

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

This thread is screwed up. It's showing a third page but it won't let me view it.

I had that problem earlier. I can access pg. 3 now, though. Good luck!

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

lots o fun

http://bp2.blogger.com/_K3J7kTLC0Go/RsOli4A6ElI/AAAAAAAAAFc/7gTMdxWKjCg/s1600/outrampstamp.jpg

I'm not a tatoo fan....especially not on women! I personally refer to tramp stamps as SPLAT PADS!

[rufnek05]

Real > fake.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Real > fake.

I agree w/ you 100%! A nice set of real ones is way more fun than those stiffer fake ones. However, if she wants biggers ones, then bigger ones she'll have.

I just hope she never hands me a pack of enzyte & says, "Start taking these, please."

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

3 days.

You lost!

[soonerbrat]

you agreeing with her is like telling her she's not pretty enough.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

you agreeing with her is like telling her she's not pretty enough.

Amen, sister!

It's like this.

You: Dear, I've been thinking about getting a penis implant to go along with this new prescription of viagra I just got from the doc.

Her: That's a GREAT idea! (Thinking: Your wang is flaccid and weak, not to mention too dang small to ever even remotely come close to satisfying my need for massive dong.)

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

you agreeing with her is like telling her she's not pretty enough.

You don't know Mrs. The Ghost of Joe Morrison! She was Miss South Carolina 19__ (protecting our anonymity). She knows she's plenty pretty. I love her +i+$. She used to. She just hates that they don't look like they used to. I told her she was being vain in her request. She said she just wanted to feel better about herself. Therefore....new +i+$ she'll get!

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Amen, sister!

It's like this.

You: Dear, I've been thinking about getting a penis implant to go along with this new prescription of viagra I just got from the doc.

Her: That's a GREAT idea! (Thinking: Your wang is flaccid and weak, not to mention too dang small to ever even remotely come close to satisfying my need for massive dong.)

Nah....it works just fine. Thanks for the concern.

[soonerbrat]

You don't know Mrs. The Ghost of Joe Morrison! She was Miss South Carolina 19__ (protecting our anonymity). She knows she's plenty pretty. I love her +i+$. She used to. She just hates that they don't look like they used to. I told her she was being vain in her request. She said she just wanted to feel better about herself. Therefore....new +i+$ she'll get!


you just keep telling yourself that.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

you just keep telling yourself that.

Telling myself what?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

My ol' lady was Miss Hay Pasture AND Miss Laverne, Oklahoma Tractor Pull and Turkey Shoot THREE TIMES RUNNING.

And she ain't got fake boobs.

Quit treating your wife like a piece of meat. Show some respect for the beauty of the natural feminine form.

[soonerbrat]

well read what you wrote that I quoted, then keep telling it to yourself.
even beautiful girls have insecurities about their looks.

[Boomer.....]

The day's not over yet.

:pop:

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

The day's not over yet.

:pop:

You are correct. I was going by the fact that I've made it 72 hrs. since starting this thread.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

I think The Ghost of Joe Morrison is a cool dude. :D

What an awesome guy!:texan:

[Tulsa_Fireman]

She was Miss South Carolina 19__ (protecting our anonymity).

I personally believe that your wife, a U.S. American, doesn't need boobs, she needs maps because some people in South Africa and The Iraq, and everywhere, like, such as, should help the U.S., South Africa, and The Iraq for the education.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

I personally believe that your wife, a U.S. American, doesn't need boobs, she needs maps because some people in South Africa and The Iraq, and everywhere, like, such as, should help the U.S., South Africa, and The Iraq for the education.

Dude, she won. She didn't screw up that question like the hot lil' chick from Lexington. My wife's question was about renewable energy, anyway.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Chad, is that you?

[frankensooner]

Do you have a $43,000 Yukon to go with that trophy wife?

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Do you have a $43,000 Yukon to go with that trophy wife?

I'm a true southern born, southern bred, boot wearin' guy--------->I drive a Chevy Truck!!!!

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Chad? C'mon man, if it's you, let me know. I haven't seen you in ages!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Better be on your P's and Q's...'cause Santa Claus is watching you-HE'S EVERYWHERE, HE'S EVERYWHERE!

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

This thread belongs in the hall of fame!

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Discuss.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Wank moige...

[MamaMia]

Doesn't like the way hers look now. Says they sag too much since having the baby. Seems like a win for her & a win for me, eh? She cant be flat if shes had a baby. After you're finished having babies, get a tubal and have them lifted.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

I am now in a state of massive confusion. What happened?!

[Tulsa_Fireman]

She cant be flat if shes had a baby. After you're finished having babies, get a tubal and have them lifted.

That's what I did. It made all the difference in the world.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I am now in a state of massive confusion. What happened?!

Your threads were merged, Chad.

[Mongo]

That's what I did. It made all the difference in the world.

are your breasts back to the way they were before you had kids?

[frankensooner]

http://www.ricesigns.com/pictures/W4-1R.gif

[JohnnyMack]

Joe Morriswnd!!!!!!!

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

She cant be flat if shes had a baby. After you're finished having babies, get a tubal and have them lifted.

Baby is almost 2 now. She was a nice B, swelled to a D while nursing, but is now an A after the nursing stop & the milk dried up. Go figure. I'm no doctor nor scientist, so I can't figure it out. She's been every cup size between A & D in the last 3 years. We're gonna pay for big Cs!

[Tulsa_Fireman]

are your breasts back to the way they were before you had kids?

Not EXACTLY the way they were, but perky and tight enough to where all I do is eat cheetos, watch 'The Fall Guy' reruns, and spend time alone.

[MamaMia]

That's what I did. It made all the difference in the world.You're a firegirl? :confused:

[Tulsa_Fireman]

You're a firegirl?

No.

What, men can't get their funbags lifted? :D

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Your threads were merged, Chad.

How'd that happen? Why'd that happen?! I get picked on too much!:confused:

[frankensooner]

At least you should have no problem finding your threads. One stop shopping. ;)

[Tulsa_Fireman]

How'd that happen? Why'd that happen?! I get picked on too much!

So are you gonna PM me so we can get caught up on old times?

Seems like it's been forever.

[frankensooner]

Is this the Chad from the Alltel commercials?

[Hot Rod]

We're gonna pay for big Cs!

That's nothing to brag about.

[MamaMia]

No.

What, men can't get their funbags lifted? :DI've lifted a couple mens funbags in my day.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I've lifted a couple mens funbags in my day.


:eek: :eek: :eek:

That's naughty, Mama. I just blushed.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

That's nothing to brag about.

Not bragging. Realize where the gammet of different boobs I've had in the last 3 years. She said that's how big she wants em'. I tried to convince her to go for the Ds. She said that'd look too big on her. I'm bringing in a pick of Jennifer Connelly's +i+$ from the early 90s. Those are the ones I want on her!

[Ash]

Worst ever.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Worst ever.
Worst ever what?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Worst ever what?

Dude, c'mon. Quit screwing around. You still coaching?

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Not bragging. Realize where the gammet of different boobs I've had in the last 3 years. She said that's how big she wants em'. I tried to convince her to go for the Ds. She said that'd look too big on her. I'm bringing in a pick of Jennifer Connelly's +i+$ from the early 90s. Those are the ones I want on her!

Someone said I'm a "dill hole" b/c of this post!:P

[Osce0la]

+i+$
This has to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen on a message board...and it has been posted repeatedly...

[Tulsa_Fireman]

[]D [] []V[] []D

[frankensooner]

All I know is that your spekometer is like a stop light, red/green/red/green

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

All I know is that your spekometer is like a stop light, red/green/red/green

....or, a Christmas tree!

[Tulsa_Fireman]

....or, a Christmas tree!

Or a gigantic boiling pot of sucksauce with tomatoes and peppers.

And suck.

[olevetonahill]

Someone said I'm a "dill hole" b/c of this post!:P
Not because of that particular post, Its becausee you ARE a dillhole :P

[Boomer.....]

How'd that happen? Why'd that happen?! I get picked on too much!:confused:
We have found ourselves a new SicEm. :D

What do you drive? VW Bug or Miata?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Not because of that particular post, Its becausee you ARE a dillhole

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn.

[OCUDad]

Comparing TGJM to SicEm is grossly unfair. SicEm serves a useful purpose in society.

Just waiting for Moderator Pest Control to fumigate the board and rid us all of TGJM.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Just waiting for Moderator Pest Control to fumigate the board and rid us all of TGJM.

I'll miss you, Chad! Peem me! We'll catch up on old times!

[1stTimeCaller]

how can you guys not like GoJM? His threads are funny. I guess we could just go back to talking about Harry Potter and Star Wars.

[Osce0la]

We have found ourselves a new SicEm. :D

What do you drive? VW Bug or Miata?
But...SicEm is actually slightly entertaining...

[frankensooner]

He is more abrasive than 4# Steel Wool. ;)

[1stTimeCaller]

whaaaaaa? He's light-hearted and kids around.

I look forward to his threads as much as I do Frank's polls and Howzit challenging some one to a swim-off. What do we talk about? Nothing.

GoJM talks about boob jobs!! He dragged up a thread where VJ was giving his ole lady the business with his MIL on the other side of the wall.

[frankensooner]

I will give him an A for detective skillz. And thanks for the pole plug! smooch.

[olevetonahill]

whaaaaaa? He's light-hearted and kids around.

I look forward to his threads as much as I do Frank's polls and Howzit challenging some one to a swim-off. What do we talk about? Nothing.

GoJM talks about boob jobs!! He dragged up a thread where VJ was giving his ole lady the business with his MIL on the other side of the wall.
Well hell 1tc , I guess since you endorse him I ,uh hell I still dont like him :P

[OCUDad]

whaaaaaa? He's light-hearted and kids around.Either your sarcasm skills have reached new heights, or that is the biggest load of horse**** since the Budweiser Clydesdales took a bathroom break.

[Osce0la]

GoJM talks about boob jobs!! He dragged up a thread where VJ was giving his ole lady the business with his MIL on the other side of the wall.
He dug up several 4 year old threads that day...

[MamaMia]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

That's naughty, Mama. I just blushed. :eek: I was talking about Santas magic toy bag. Shame on you!

[soonerbrat]

Comparing TGJM to SicEm is grossly unfair. SicEm serves a useful purpose in society.

Just waiting for Moderator Pest Control to fumigate the board and rid us all of TGJM.


what useful purpose?

[silverwheels]

what useful purpose?

Makes all guys look more manly.

[BudSooner]

Brat, for sheer entertainment value alone should be purpose in itself.


or something like that.

[1stTimeCaller]

Either your sarcasm skills have reached new heights, or that is the biggest load of horse**** since the Budweiser Clydesdales took a bathroom break.

I'm serious. Maybe I missed where he got into an argument with anyone but in my opinion he's a breath of fresh air.

You guys like reading my tired assed threads and ideas? I get bored at work and can come up wth some good ones. Don't make me ;)

Should we look at all of the threads on the first page and see which ones are interesting, entertaining or educational?

I think that would be a good job for Frank and we could vote on it. :D

[soonerbrat]

Brat, for sheer entertainment value alone should be purpose in itself.


or something like that.



i had to put sic'em on ignore because reading his posts just makes me want to hit someone.

[1stTimeCaller]

as in, 'I'd hit that.' ?

;)

[IB4OU2]

whaaaaaa? He's light-hearted and kids around.

I look forward to his threads as much as I do Frank's polls and Howzit challenging some one to a swim-off. What do we talk about? Nothing.

GoJM talks about boob jobs!! He dragged up a thread where VJ was giving his ole lady the business with his MIL on the other side of the wall.

Yea, people always made fun of me for being a little different except 1tC....I love him for that and Howzit feels the same way. :D

[soonerbrat]

as in, 'I'd hit that.' ?

;)


i'm at a loss for words.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Can we skip the touchy-feely stuff and get straight to the penetration already?

[OCUDad]

Yea, people always made fun of me for being a little different except 1tC....I love him for that and Howzit feels the same way. :DSo... just because 1TC likes tards, the rest of us have to suffer? :D

[1stTimeCaller]

Yea, people always made fun of me for being a little different except 1tC....I love him for that and Howzit feels the same way. :D

Howzit feels anything he can get his mouth on. :eek:

[sanantoniosooner]

So... just because 1TC likes tards, the rest of us have to suffer? :D
I subscribed to all his threads. It's a tragedy to chase him off.

[OCUDad]

I subscribed to all his threads.The prosecution rests. :rolleyes:

[olevetonahill]

Yea, people always made fun of me for being a little different except 1tC....I love him for that and Howzit feels the same way. :D
Howzit , 1tc, and Tgojm all feel alike :eek:
Dont answer that .

[Widescreen]

UNSUBSCRIBE

[SoonerStormchaser]

Did Joe get the permashoe?

[C&CDean]

His pathetic soul is putrifying in the nether regions as we speak.

[SoonerStormchaser]

For how long?

[Stitch Face]

:eek: I was talking about Santas magic toy bag. Shame on you!

That actually sounds way dirtier.