******, ******, ******

[OKMAGIC]

I'm starting to hear that word a lot. Where did it come from in relation to the OU/OSU series. Who's ahead anyways?

[OKMAGIC]

OMG, my computer is broken.

[OKMAGIC]

Bed Lum

[yermom]

the proper spellig is "Bed Lamb"

[OKMAGIC]

AHA! I've circumvented the controls.

[OKMAGIC]

the proper spellig is "Bed Lamb"

The term must have come from Stoolwater.

[humblesooner]

Now the serious reply - It began with the wrestling teams at OU and OSU. They called the matches bedl@m as that is what they used to be back in the '70's and 80's.

With the advent of ESPN and FOX Sports in the 80's, the talking heads expanded it to all other sports, as they thought it was "sexy".

[85sooners]

osu makes me wanna puke!!!!!

[Sonner magic923]

this game isnt B*****, and d@mn sure is not a rivalry it is simply a domination with a few sheephumper wins sprinkled in at some f***ed up times

[MiccoMacey]

Since Stoops' arrival:

Blowouts:
1999 - 44-7 Home (Not 100% sure of the score)
2003 - 52-9 Home
2005 - 42-14 Home

Close wins:
2000 - 12-7 Away
2004 - 38-35 Away
2006 - 27-21 Away

OSU wins:
2001 - 16-13 Home
2002 - 38-28 Away

So, there have been 3 blowouts at home, 3 close wins at Stillwater, and one loss both at home and away. That's still a 6-2 record since Stops arrived. And the winning OSU coach of those two OU losses is gone.

[Civicus_Sooner]

I blame Ford Trucks for the expanded use of this silly term.

[seaquesix]

After listening to Zero state fans claim all of this tradition, I thought I’d list all of the “traditions” they’ve “borrowed” from other actual programs:


Waving Wheat ……Stolen From: Kansas

Nothing strikes fear into the heart of your opponent like wheat….waving. And the sheep humpers don’t even mimic that correctly. They look more like saluting Germans! (Which, technically, may have been lifted from the jack-booted thugs at Texas A&M)

Guns up!......Stolen From: Texas Tech

Pointing hand pistols in the air is a long time Sand aggie tradition. So is throwing tortillas…what...too obvious to rip-off? For originality, you could hold that “pistol” in the shape of an “L” on your forehead. LosuR.

Shakin’ yer Car keys……Stolen From: Several area high schools

When’s the Prom? I’m now waiting for the aggies to adopt the “we got spirit, yes we do…”cheer. How about “GO START THE BUS!” Loved that one in H.S.

Cowbells……Stolen From: Texas Tech & High schools

Annoying? Check.
Uncreative? YouBetcha!

“Good for a cowboy 1st down & 10”……Stolen From: K-State

That idiot announcer in Manhattan was annoying us long before your idiot announcer ever thought of it. Speaking of idiot announcers, does it get better than listening to Dave “Jocksniffer/Bunslicker” Hunsziker during a cowboy 4th quarter collapse?

Cheerleaders in Leather Chaps……Stolen From: texas

Sorry aggie, texas did it first. Want something original? Strap a saddle to a couple of your girthier girls and ride ‘em cowboy!

Paddle Heartbeat……Stolen From: University of Oklahoma RUF/NEKS

The oldest all male spirit organization in the nation has been keeping that heartbeat going since 1915. No unity or rhythm either…when the poke paddleslappers get to beatin’ the wall, it just sounds like T-Boone has a bad case of the farts! I giggle every time I hear it.

Big Head Paper Mache Mascot……Stolen From: Carnival (Rio de Janeiro)

Your mascot looks like a parade float. Back before plastics, resins and space-age polymers, a lot of schools made-do and constructed a mascot out of whatever was handy on campus. It’s 2007, yet ol’ Pete is still a painted Pig sh!t and sod sculpture.

Pistol Pete Mascot Likeness……Stolen From: Lady Elaine (Mr. Rogers)

You remember…the creepy androgynous hand puppet offspring of King Friday and Queen Sara. O-State went and put a cowboy hat and mustache on Lady Elaine Fairchild. How could anyone rip-off Fred Rogers? This one, however, stands to reason…with a fan base rooted in the land of make-believe…





To be fair…a list of things the aggies came up with on their own:

The “Poke Choke”……Originality: 10

You own this one kids. Only you can be counted on to “do something aggy” when it matters most.

The East-West Stadium……Originality: 8

Never understood this one. The setting sun is in your receivers eyes too. You probably didn’t think that one through. Not such an issue now as you’ve finally bricked and bowled-in Rustoleum Stadium

The “Flaming” Brand……Originality: 6

What…a little too GHEY to make that your helmet sticker? Afraid you’d be called the “Flamers”? Too bad…we still call you that.

Alarm Clock Uniform Numbers……Originality: 1

Originality score would have been higher, but they discontinued that last year. Something about wanting to hit the SNOOZE button during their games. That, and it was probably too original.

Majoring in Animal Husbandry……Originality: 4

Sure, other Ag schools offer this, but O-State has the most Animal Husbandry National Merit Scholars Per Capita.

Calling the OU/osu game “******”……Originality: 3

A derivative of the words “Bed Lamb” or to “Poke” a sheep. The only folks embracing that word are idiot cowboy fans and our local news media. This brings us to the ****** Bell “tradition”. What? Never heard of it? That’s because it’s just some dumb crystal bell that a couple of car dealers sponsor. L-A-M-E.

Their QB wears Eyeliner……Originality: 6

Don’t know if it’s Cover girl or permanent, but it’s there. See also: Flamers

Head Coach in Orthodontic Headgear……Originality: 8

I’m a MAN! INVISALIGN makes me wanna PUKE!
Hey Hairgel, its November…quit with the fake-bake.
You’re now more orange than your shirt.

Sugar Daddy T Booger Pickens……Originality: 3

HaaHaaah you old jock-sniffing fool…when will you learn that, with the possible exception of George Steinbrenner, success and tradition cannot be purchased. Money will not “resurrect” your program. For a Program to be resurrected, it has to have actually been a program to begin with. They couldn’t fill the stadium before you came along. What makes you think a fresh coat of paint and some bricks will put butts in the seats? That is the epitome of O-State football – a Façade of a real Program. Some of those poor aggie fans have been tricked into actually thinking they’re just like OU now.

Kinda looks like a program….smells like a…..well…it smells like somethin’ in Stoolwater.

Keep pretending little brother.

[A Sooner in Texas]

^^^^^^
Funny as hell, but isn't this a wee bit obsessive?

:D

[SoonerKnight]

^^^^^^
Funny as hell, but isn't this a wee bit obsessive?

:D


That's some funny ****e!!!!

[goingoneight]

Well... it is a message board... you can look obsessed all you want to. At the end of the day... take a trip outside the city limits of Tulsa and ask someone... anyone... Texans, Mexicans, Arkan...sons?, New Yorkers, Floridians, Canadians... anyone who knows Oklahoma knows OSU is not OU's "rival." They have nothing we want or need to enjoy being Sooner fans. If they believe the same vice-versa, more power to them.


BTW... "******" is so ridiculusly corny, I'm embarassed when the national media refers to it that way.

Definition of "rival:"

ri-vul (noun)

1. A person who is competing for the same object or goal as another, or who tries to equal or outdo another; competitor.
Now look at OU and OSU football and tell me we're "competeing for the same object." Unless it's your stupid bell... we aren't.

2. A person or thing that is in a position to dispute another's preeminence or superiority.

Hmmm... wouldn't that be, oh... I don't know... Texas?

[12]

I audibly chuckled at the Lady Elaine reference.

[Jacie]

There is truth behind many aggie jokes.

They really do spread manure around the campus to fertilize the flowers and it makes the place smell like . . . what it is.

They really don't fill their stadium. Ticket scalpers at aggie home games routinely give away whole handfuls of tix. Why anyone bothers to actually buy one is beyond me.

The ball really did carom off an aggie player's head on the onside kick in 1983.

Their best tradition used to be on the student side of the old stadium they could stamp their feet under the seats on the corrugated metal to get a really loud noise going. Even in a half-empty stadium a few hundred pairs of feet stomping on the underside of it were able to crank up the decibel level at times.

[cs6000]

I wanna know more about the eyeliner thing.

[seaquesix]

Watch for the close-ups - he almost looks like one of those goth types

[douxpaysan]

Something in the state song 'Oklahoma' with lyrics "my honey lamb and I" was taken quite literally by the pokies.:pop:

[douxpaysan]

Something in the state song 'Oklahoma' with lyrics "my honey lamb and I" was taken quite literally by the pokies.:pop:

[seaquesix]

bump

[OSUAggie]

After listening to Zero state fans claim all of this tradition, I thought I’d list all of the “traditions” they’ve “borrowed” from other actual programs:


Waving Wheat ……Stolen From: Kansas

Nothing strikes fear into the heart of your opponent like wheat….waving. And the sheep humpers don’t even mimic that correctly. They look more like saluting Germans! (Which, technically, may have been lifted from the jack-booted thugs at Texas A&M)

Guns up!......Stolen From: Texas Tech

Pointing hand pistols in the air is a long time Sand aggie tradition. So is throwing tortillas…what...too obvious to rip-off? For originality, you could hold that “pistol” in the shape of an “L” on your forehead. LosuR.

Shakin’ yer Car keys……Stolen From: Several area high schools

When’s the Prom? I’m now waiting for the aggies to adopt the “we got spirit, yes we do…”cheer. How about “GO START THE BUS!” Loved that one in H.S.

Cowbells……Stolen From: Texas Tech & High schools

Annoying? Check.
Uncreative? YouBetcha!

“Good for a cowboy 1st down & 10”……Stolen From: K-State

That idiot announcer in Manhattan was annoying us long before your idiot announcer ever thought of it. Speaking of idiot announcers, does it get better than listening to Dave “Jocksniffer/Bunslicker” Hunsziker during a cowboy 4th quarter collapse?

Cheerleaders in Leather Chaps……Stolen From: texas

Sorry aggie, texas did it first. Want something original? Strap a saddle to a couple of your girthier girls and ride ‘em cowboy!

Paddle Heartbeat……Stolen From: University of Oklahoma RUF/NEKS

The oldest all male spirit organization in the nation has been keeping that heartbeat going since 1915. No unity or rhythm either…when the poke paddleslappers get to beatin’ the wall, it just sounds like T-Boone has a bad case of the farts! I giggle every time I hear it.

Big Head Paper Mache Mascot……Stolen From: Carnival (Rio de Janeiro)

Your mascot looks like a parade float. Back before plastics, resins and space-age polymers, a lot of schools made-do and constructed a mascot out of whatever was handy on campus. It’s 2007, yet ol’ Pete is still a painted Pig sh!t and sod sculpture.

Pistol Pete Mascot Likeness……Stolen From: Lady Elaine (Mr. Rogers)

You remember…the creepy androgynous hand puppet offspring of King Friday and Queen Sara. O-State went and put a cowboy hat and mustache on Lady Elaine Fairchild. How could anyone rip-off Fred Rogers? This one, however, stands to reason…with a fan base rooted in the land of make-believe…





To be fair…a list of things the aggies came up with on their own:

The “Poke Choke”……Originality: 10

You own this one kids. Only you can be counted on to “do something aggy” when it matters most.

The East-West Stadium……Originality: 8

Never understood this one. The setting sun is in your receivers eyes too. You probably didn’t think that one through. Not such an issue now as you’ve finally bricked and bowled-in Rustoleum Stadium

The “Flaming” Brand……Originality: 6

What…a little too GHEY to make that your helmet sticker? Afraid you’d be called the “Flamers”? Too bad…we still call you that.

Alarm Clock Uniform Numbers……Originality: 1

Originality score would have been higher, but they discontinued that last year. Something about wanting to hit the SNOOZE button during their games. That, and it was probably too original.

Majoring in Animal Husbandry……Originality: 4

Sure, other Ag schools offer this, but O-State has the most Animal Husbandry National Merit Scholars Per Capita.

Calling the OU/osu game “******”……Originality: 3

A derivative of the words “Bed Lamb” or to “Poke” a sheep. The only folks embracing that word are idiot cowboy fans and our local news media. This brings us to the ****** Bell “tradition”. What? Never heard of it? That’s because it’s just some dumb crystal bell that a couple of car dealers sponsor. L-A-M-E.

Their QB wears Eyeliner……Originality: 6

Don’t know if it’s Cover girl or permanent, but it’s there. See also: Flamers

Head Coach in Orthodontic Headgear……Originality: 8

I’m a MAN! INVISALIGN makes me wanna PUKE!
Hey Hairgel, its November…quit with the fake-bake.
You’re now more orange than your shirt.

Sugar Daddy T Booger Pickens……Originality: 3

HaaHaaah you old jock-sniffing fool…when will you learn that, with the possible exception of George Steinbrenner, success and tradition cannot be purchased. Money will not “resurrect” your program. For a Program to be resurrected, it has to have actually been a program to begin with. They couldn’t fill the stadium before you came along. What makes you think a fresh coat of paint and some bricks will put butts in the seats? That is the epitome of O-State football – a Façade of a real Program. Some of those poor aggie fans have been tricked into actually thinking they’re just like OU now.

Kinda looks like a program….smells like a…..well…it smells like somethin’ in Stoolwater.

Keep pretending little brother.

9/10 of that is inakert.

[SoonerObsession]

It's a term straight from the OSU dictionary. It means to bed with lambs.