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OklahomaSooners
2/18/2004, 09:37 PM
Sliding down a telephone pole full of razor blades into a pool of alchohol?



or




Sucking the snot from a whorn fans nose till his head caves in?

MiccoMacey
2/18/2004, 10:26 PM
Worse would be the telephone pole.

At least with the snot sucking, there would be one less horn.

Oldnslo
2/18/2004, 11:11 PM
I don't know. That's a lot of snot.

soonerboomer93
2/19/2004, 12:31 AM
well, since the head of the average horns fan is rather empty, it wouldn't really take that long to collapse it....

:D

stoopified
2/19/2004, 04:58 AM
Most of the orange cow fans I know are pretty shotty.(the question is too revolting to answer).

sooner_jc
2/19/2004, 09:40 AM
Equally bad.

TUSooner
2/19/2004, 10:15 PM
Both are almost as bad as reading the "greatest thread ender" thread.

TexasIsOUsBtch
2/20/2004, 05:02 AM
I guess it depends on what kind of alcohol it was, if it's Crown Royal, I'm going with the pole!

XingTheRubicon
2/20/2004, 12:46 PM
This thread is pretty good friends with the razor blade
slide and the snot suck in the pretty much worthless
as hell department.

SoonersEnFuego
2/21/2004, 01:02 AM
I want to slide down a pole into snot.

Blue
2/21/2004, 04:04 AM
NEITHER DUMBASS! BOTH OPTIONS SUCK!

Let me ask you a question. What's better? Gonnarria or Herpes? Pick!

soonerboomer93
2/21/2004, 04:28 AM
atleast Gonorrhea is cureable

Blue
2/21/2004, 04:33 AM
How? This stuff is killing me!

IronSooner
2/21/2004, 12:27 PM
I like the idea of the hornfan's head caving in. And I could probably get pretty tore up before doing that.

Blue
2/21/2004, 02:23 PM
NEITHER DUMBASS! BOTH OPTIONS SUCK!

Let me ask you a question. What's better? Gonnarria or Herpes? Pick!

ALLCAPS Drunk Hyde rears his ugly head.

OklahomaSooners
2/21/2004, 02:33 PM
NEITHER DUMBASS! BOTH OPTIONS SUCK!

Let me ask you a question. What's better? Gonnarria or Herpes? Pick!



:( Dumbass? :(

bri
2/21/2004, 02:34 PM
This thread scares me.

Blue
2/21/2004, 02:44 PM
:( Dumbass? :(

Sorry bout that OS. That was my alter-ego, ALLCAPS drunk Hyde. He angers very easily at the slightest things. Sincerely, Hungover Jeckyll.

OklahomaSooners
2/21/2004, 03:02 PM
Sorry bout that OS. That was my alter-ego, ALLCAPS drunk Hyde. He angers very easily at the slightest things. Sincerely, Hungover Jeckyll.Tis OK my friend, Been there, done that. :)

Catch 22
2/21/2004, 04:10 PM
It tells a lot about a person when they know how to spell specific std's. how often do you get to practice spelling those words? "In my journal, I wrote about this one time...at band camp.....................

OklahomaSooners
2/22/2004, 11:50 PM
lol

soonerboomer93
2/23/2004, 02:55 AM
eh, i knew is was mispelled, so i looked it up

OklahomaSooners
5/10/2005, 06:42 PM
Just had to bring it back up. LOL

Vaevictis
5/10/2005, 06:54 PM
I only have one thing to say in regards to this thread: WTF?

Harry Beanbag
5/10/2005, 06:57 PM
Shouldn't this be in the General Sports Forum?

leavingthezoo
5/10/2005, 07:15 PM
this thread has caused me a great deal of mental anguish. if i have post tramatic stress disorder, i'm holding you responsible. :mad:

OklahomaSooners
5/10/2005, 09:11 PM
this thread has caused me a great deal of mental anguish. if i have post tramatic stress disorder, i'm holding you responsible. :mad:
lol

UTisLousy
5/10/2005, 09:16 PM
Who wouldn't choose the nostril? The result is that the the whorns' head caves in.

sooneron
5/10/2005, 09:49 PM
Doesn't that happen every October anyway?

OU-HSV
5/10/2005, 10:15 PM
These would make for great Fark pictures!

okiecitysooner
5/12/2005, 07:51 AM
Can I take a raincheck on both the above choices and just have a cold one instead?

OklahomaSooners
3/24/2007, 04:45 AM
Oops I'm tipsy again.:P

OklahomaSooners
3/24/2007, 05:09 AM
These would make for great Fark pictures!


I would love to see that.:pop:

goingoneight
3/24/2007, 03:11 PM
The Spring Game can't kickoff soon enough. :O

OU-HSV
3/24/2007, 07:57 PM
Gotta love it

olevetonahill
3/24/2007, 08:20 PM
Ya needed a 3rd option
slidin down that pole with an Uzi firing at :texan:
Cause that would be the one I would choose .
But between the 2 the pole thingy is more desireable . I aint gettin within 10 feet of a stinkin :texan:

SoonerGirl06
3/24/2007, 08:28 PM
What in the world would ever make you take a poll about this?

SoonerGirl06
3/24/2007, 08:29 PM
Oops I'm tipsy again.:P

I guess that answers my previous question.

OUinFLA
3/24/2007, 08:30 PM
What in the world would ever make you take a poll about this?


It's the off-season. Get used to it. It will be worse by July.

SoonerGirl06
3/24/2007, 08:33 PM
It's the off-season. Get used to it. It will be worse by July.

I understand... I've been watching Basketball the past two weekends... and I don't even like basketball. Desperate times... desperate times.

OU-HSV
3/24/2007, 08:46 PM
Ya needed a 3rd option
slidin down that pole with an Uzi firing at :texan:
Cause that would be the one I would choose .
But between the 2 the pole thingy is more desireable . I aint gettin within 10 feet of a stinkin :texan:
:pop:

olevetonahill
3/24/2007, 08:58 PM
also Grl look at the date of the 1st post .;)

OU-HSV
3/24/2007, 09:04 PM
also Grl look at the date of the 1st post .;)
Yeah...that's the kicker!

SoonerGirl06
3/24/2007, 09:07 PM
Well... hell... Who pays attention to the date anyway..

I'm blaming it on the Merlot.

stoopified
3/25/2007, 09:54 AM
I think I will depart from this SECOND GRADE debate before losing what is left of my sanity.

SteelClip49
3/26/2007, 02:24 AM
what a pointless thread.

OU-HSV
3/26/2007, 05:57 PM
what a pointless thread.
party pooper

MiccoMacey
3/26/2007, 06:54 PM
what a pointless thread.

As opposed to all the worthwhile and meaningful thread(s) here on Soonerfans.

What, are you new here? :D

SoonerStormchaser
3/26/2007, 06:58 PM
THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!

Soonerus
3/26/2007, 09:41 PM
This is a hell of a good poll ....

Blue
3/26/2007, 10:11 PM
I say, "NEITHER DUMBASS!"

OklahomaSooners
4/1/2007, 12:05 AM
This is very funny, I don't care who you are. :texan:

OklahomaSooners
9/10/2007, 05:34 PM
Its getting close!!!!!

stoopified
9/10/2007, 06:48 PM
Both my philosphy is that NO PAIN IS NO PAIN.

soonerspudman
9/11/2007, 12:05 AM
How about getting run over by a steam roller or drowning in molten lava, can those please be options too?