Mike Leach....

[ADs_Agent]

sorry, just can't do it, I love the guy!

[Rock Hard Corn Frog]

will congratulate Bob Stoops after OU wins tommorrow night....

[Flagstaffsooner]

Breaking NCAA rules, gives the bell ringer free Vasoline.

[auto]

Drank all my Jack Daniels, and didn't replace it or offer money

[meoveryouxinfinity]

is tired of seeing huge *** tumbleweed.

[badger]

... spends five hours on his hair, and five milliseconds before thinking about what to say in postgame conferences.

[SoonerObsession]

...coaches real football like I coach Xbox football.

[Miko]

Drank all my Jack Daniels, and didn't replace it or offer money


Similar experience here.

He trapped me in a corner in a bar in Dallas once. He drank my beer and ruined most of a pack of cigarettes using them as little players in some bizarre formations he was trying to show me.

He lost me when he started talking about the quarterback pretending to fake a pitch.

Fortunately some one caught his eye and Leach ran off after him, yelling, "Hey! Hey I know you! C'mere. I gotta show you something!"

He disappeared muttering something about pirates.

[limey_sooner]

Decides on his offensive formation by playing one of those electric football games the night before the game.

[soonerinabilene]

Still believes in you.

[badger]

Decides on his offensive formation by playing one of those electric football games the night before the game.
with the jumping players? lol

ok, we all love Leach and his craziness, but this week, he's an opponent, so here goes:

...bribes the refs.

...thought up the "he's in, are you?" campaign slogan for those d@mn billboards

... wishes A&M actually beat somebody good this year so he could keep beating them for a few more years.

... is a pirate!

[BudSooner]

I can't say anything bad about the pirate.


but his defense sucks as bad as my PS2 NCAA team does.....and we both score mucho points. :D

[Dr. Jelly Finger]

Thinks "Cavemen" is an allsome television series.

Should be impersonated by Vince Gill should he ever host SNL.

[cjames317]

sounds more and more like Bob Knight.

[SOONERxWife73]

...will be serving clam chowder and ice tea to all the tourists in SOONER t-shirts after the game.

[KantoSooner]

sings polly wolly doodle all the day.



And I'm not joking.

[BigDeezy]

is the afficianado of officiating.

[BigDeezy]

would love to play in Penzance.

[sanantoniosooner]

Streaks when it rains mud in Lubbock.

[okiewaker]

does not have a dennys menus, but has plenty
of napkins in his back pocket.

[birddog]

sees "real value" in duplicate threads.

[birddog]

will teach his players the "wide stance" technique in the mens room once they've mastered the wide splits.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Taps his foot in the stall!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Actually still humms Boomer Sooner in his head during big drives!

[Rogue]

- Thinks homer officials only belong in Lubbock.

[Dio]

...wishes Long John Silvers still gave out the paper pirate hats.

[Dio]

...sang at the big Centennial concert last night

[fadada1]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/736/puffy200fv3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
....might just wear this tonight.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...drinks from the toilet