My son stinks

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I fed my 18 month old sausage and eggs this morning after the wife left the house. Its now been deposited in his diaper and it smells oh so good..

Do I act like I dont smell it and leave it for my wife who comes home in a few minutes?

Or do I go ahead ahead and change it...And if I do may God have mercy on my soul

ps...FINISH

[SoonerGirl06]

Have mercy on your wife's soul and change it for goodness sakes.

You delt it you smelt it.


Or something like that.

[Oldnslo]

Men can deal with anything that leaks out of a car.

Women are much better at fluids/semisolids which are expelled from a baby. It's evolution, or something.

I've changed hundreds of diapers in my day. Leave this one to the experts.

And do without sex for the coming week.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

And do without sex for the coming week.

Its ok I m married...I did without it for the last week:D

[SoonerGirl06]

Find a clothes pin, stick it on your nose, change the diaper and enjoy some sex for the first time in eons.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Eggs are very gasteric ya know. Dont let it burn his little HINEY!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

ehhh I already took care of it..I just wanted to know what you people would do

[sanantoniosooner]

Wait until she is about to enter the house to start the process.

When she walks in bolt for the restroom and ask her to finish for you.

That way you get credit for attempting, but you don't have to follow through.

[Turd_Ferguson]

ehhh I already took care of it..I just wanted to know what you people would doFigured as much. I **** myself on a daily basis, so I'm aware of how bad it burns:D

[Tulsa_Fireman]

What a guy.

Way to take the hickey, champ.

[ChickSoonerFan]

What a guy.

Way to take the hickey, champ.

I think he did it hoping FOR a hickey, and then some.

[SoonerGirl06]

ehhh I already took care of it..I just wanted to know what you people would do

c_p's gonna be ****ed that you've taken over his coveted title of Hiney Wiper.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

Dude! Change that poor child's diaper! That's not good for him to just sit in it!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Dude! Change that poor child's diaper! That's not good for him to just sit in it!


I already did..scroll up a bit..

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

I already did..scroll up a bit..

Good daddy!

[Oldnslo]

SAVE THE CHILDREN1111!!!1!1

[stoops the eternal pimp]

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YAY HE S HAPPY!

[SoonerGirl06]

How completely adorable!


Now why would you even consider not changing that sweet things diaper?

[Fugue]

Good work STEP. I sure wish I could change a diaper and hold an 18 month old again. Those days go by way too quickly.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I guess the one good thing that has come out of my broken right arm and torn acl is that I ve got to spend a whole lot of time with him..He used to be all about momma but its changed to about half and half now

[OUDoc]

Good work STEP. I sure wish I could change a diaper and hold an 18 month old again. Those days go by way too quickly.
I can't help with the 18-month-old part, but Howzit can help with the rest.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

How completely adorable!


Now why would you even consider not changing that sweet things diaper?


Oh believe me it was never a consideration. Sometimes I pretend like I have choices:)

[Howzit]

I used to change JR's poopy diapers with my shirt pulled up over my nose and mouth, a la Bazooka Joe (for you old timers).

And every time I did I heard ":les: YOU'LL GIVER HER A COMPLEX!!!!1"

[OUDoc]

I puked on myself changing a poopy diaper once. My wife still thinks it's funny. (I prefer to look on it as a testament to what a good father I am, I still completed the diaper change. :) )

[Mjcpr]

I used to change JR's poopy diapers with my shirt pulled up over my nose and mouth, a la Bazooka Joe (for you old timers).

They grow up so fast, Howzit. It won't be long until she's beating guys off with both hands.

[r5TPsooner]

I used to change JR's poopy diapers with my shirt pulled up over my nose and mouth, a la Bazooka Joe (for you old timers).

And every time I did I heard ":les: YOU'LL GIVER HER A COMPLEX!!!!1"



I can relate to your story. If I'm changing the soiled diaper then nobody has the right to give me pointers on technique.

[gh55]

when he gets older remind him and tell him that one day it will
be his turn to change yours.

[Fugue]

They grow up so fast, Howzit. It won't be long until she's beating guys off with both hands.

WOW

[rufnek05]

Eggs are very gasteric ya know.


So thats why I almost **** my pants after eating a dozen hard boiled eggs.

[Mjcpr]

WOW

You should watch more Family Guy.

:D

[Fugue]

You should watch more Family Guy.

:D

I actually have been. The Star Wars thing got me hooked.

[IB4OU2]

Put it in a sack and burn it on Hairy's porch. We'll watch.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I used to change JR's poopy diapers with my shirt pulled up over my nose and mouth, a la Bazooka Joe (for you old timers).

And every time I did I heard ":les: YOU'LL GIVER HER A COMPLEX!!!!1"


My daughter never made me gag but he sure has.I m like a nascar pit crew when changing my son which prompts criticism from my wife which starts the whole "IF YOU DONT LIKE THE WAY I DO THIS, THEN YOU DO IT!"

[stoops the eternal pimp]

If you guys look in the pic you ll notice an absence of teeth.Boy just has a couple of teeth still and his doctor says all of his teeth are coming at the same time..GOOD TIMES!

[SoonerGirl06]

What in the hell did you just say?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

What in the hell did you just say?

Just a couple of teeth...all at once the rest of them......Good times was sarcasm....Just lots of runny noses and poopin and being irritated which I cant blame him

[Mjcpr]

They grow up so fast, Howzit. It won't be long until she's beating guys off with both hands.

I think Howzit is mad at me.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I can't wait for Soonerbrat's copycat thread of this ;)

[TUSooner]

I hope you've made a decision by now.

[VeeJay]

I don't miss the Changing Of The Diaper. I'd have to hold my breath. I was concentrating on not breathing the noxious fumes whilst I flipped the baby around oblivious to her turmoil while I attempted to clean it all up....somewhat.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Yesterday was one of those days were he would fill one up as soon as you put it on. Probably because he snuck in a couple of hits of the salsa at the Mexican place yesterday...