Benefits of being Gay

[HskrGrl]

1. JcPenny, Macy's and Dillards department stores are always in the same mall together.

2. Control Top Pantyhose still aren't an issue as long as you aren't a drag queen.

3. Can walk through a department store without stopping at the cosmetics and jewelry departments. (again... as long as you aren't a drag queen)

4. Silly, obscure or misplaced questions are generally not a part of a football game experience. Just Zima.

5. When checking out dudes, focus is on the *** and not whether or not he has a prettier girlfriend than you or a better job, car, house, etc.

6. A wide stance in a bathroom usually results in more than just a normal trip to the bathroom.

7. Longing for a Versace suit will be fulfilled at some point.

8. Four hours in front of a TV are OK when there is a marathon of broadway shows that were turned into movies.

9. Tracking mud... nevermind... I can't finish that one. :O

10. When out of clean underwear, the easiest answer is borrowing a pair of your boyfriend's.

[mdklatt]

This will absolutely not end well.

:pop:

[frankensooner]

This is the BEST copycat thread evar! :D

[OCUDad]

Can you clarify #5 for us?

5. When checking out dudes, focus is on the *** and not whether or not he has a prettier girlfriend than you or a better job, car, house, etc.

[C&CDean]

It's never "that time of the month."

Your clothes always match.

[frankensooner]

Car buying is easy, just say: "I will take a Miata."

[VeeJay]

although the material is quite creative.

[KRYPTON]

Some of you gents seem to be awfully well-briefed on the advantages of being heauxmeaux. NTTAWWT.

[Chuck Bao]

You and your boyfriend can just pretend to be big sports fans, when in fact you're just interested in sending unseemly and highly inappropriate spek comments to each other.

[HskrGrl]

Can you clarify #5 for us?

Straight single guys are always bragging about how hawt their girlfriend is or at least how hawt the girl he got with is. But a gay guy wouldn't care. :P

[SoonerGirl06]

You and your boyfriend can just pretend to be big sports fans, when in fact you're just interested in sending unseemly and highly inappropriate spek comments to each other.

I thought they pretended to be big sports fans just so they can look at all the sweatty guys, the tight asses in the football pants and that thing the baseball players wear so their grasshoppers don't get smooshed.

[HskrGrl]

You don't get hassled by your significant other about putting the toilet seat down.

[SoonerGirl06]

You always know how to decorate and accessorize!

[HskrGrl]

You can hug your guy friends without stressing about wether or not they might think you are gay.

[royalfan5]

It's always not a daddy day.

[Whet]

You get to have lively discussions about whether your Khakis pants should be pleated, not pleated, cuffs, or no cuffs!

[SoonerGirl06]

You get to have lively discussions about whether your Khakis pants should be pleated, not pleated, cuffs, or no cuffs!

Is this from experience?


;) :D

[Whet]

no... just an observation from this thread::D

pants (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95034)

[SoonerGirl06]

no... just an observation from this thread::D

pants (http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95034)

My, my, my! Who would've thunk so many on this board would be knowledgeable in that arena... NTTATWWT mind you.

[Mongo]

you get to have a sweet pink phone
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7638/img1855vl3.jpg

[SoonerStormchaser]

http://yogibrewer.mlblogs.com/my_weblog/images/eeerik_estrada.jpg

[HskrGrl]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3/jessisfarks/LanceBasswhi.jpg

[Sooner98]

"I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. If you're going out with someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe. It's a huge feature. When they approach a new recruit, I'm sure that's one of the big selling points."

[SoonerStormchaser]

This thread has endless potential