Benefits Of Being A Guy

[VeeJay]

1. Automotive, Sporting Goods and Lawn and Garden departments are always next to one another.

2. Control Top Pantyhose is never an issue.

3. Can walk through a department store without stopping at the cosmetics and jewelry departments.

4. Silly, obscure or misplaced questions are generally not a part of a football game experience. Just beer.

5. When checking out chicks, focus is on boobs and not whether or not the shoes match the purse.

6. Stinking up a bathroom usually results in little or no embarassment.

7. Longing for a motorcycle will be fulfilled at some point.

8. Four hours in front of a TV are OK when war movies are on.

9. Tracking mud into the home is perfectly OK as long as it's swept out after it's dried.

10. When out of clean underwear, the easiest answer is a trip to the store for underwear and beer.

[soonerinabilene]

11. dont bleed for a week every month.

[sooner_born_1960]

12. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

[M]

12. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

That really is not true. Unless they're thinking of banging Biker Fox or something.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

12. The world is your urinal!

[rufnek05]

12. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.


so untrue. I have **** blocked a buddy just for the hell of it. and I have also been **** blocked.

[tommieharris91]

That really is not true. Unless they're thinking of banging Biker Fox or something.

I was gonna say someone that looks like she could play OLine for OU, but you might have described it better than I did.

[rufnek05]

12. The world is your urinal!


damn it. I was going to say:

You never have to stop to pee on a road trip, just pee in a bottle and throw it out the window.

[The Ghost of Joe Morrison]

so untrue. I have **** blocked a buddy just for the hell of it. and I have also been **** blocked.


I once c0ck blocked a buddy cause' he was about to bang a hooch that probably dressed out @ about 225lbs. He later thanked me. He told me the drunker he got, the thinner she looked.

[tulsaoilerfan]

I once c0ck blocked a buddy cause' he was about to bang a hooch that probably dressed out @ about 225lbs. He later thanked me. He told me the drunker he got, the thinner she looked.
Fat chicks need lovin' too; you should be ashamed of yourself. :D

[rufnek05]

Fat chicks need lovin' too; you should be ashamed of yourself. :D


Thats why i do the arm rule: If i can reach around here and at least grab my own wrists, then she's not too big.

[SoonerBorn68]

13. Farts are funny.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

6. Stinking up a bathroom usually results in little or no embarassment.




That usually results in pride

[stoops the eternal pimp]

14. Not expected to wear underwear that resembles floss.

[OUinFLA]

shopping for dinner can be accomplished at the Quick Stop

[Jimminy Crimson]

14. Not expected to wear underwear that resembles floss.

But we enjoy looking at it on the fairer sex. :cool:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

But we enjoy looking at it on the fairer sex. :cool:

word

[proud gonzo]

damn it. I was going to say:

You never have to stop to pee on a road trip, just pee in a bottle and throw it out the window.Littering and...?

[goingoneight]

15B. Calling your friends horrific obscenities is funny, no derrogatory.

Examples:
"Shut up, ya fag!!!"
"**** off dip ****."
"You're such a cucksocker."

[jr4ou]

dont have to spend an hour or two to get out the door

[rufnek05]

can your wash hair with bar of soap.