Why does my wife have Chanel #5 in her purse?

[Okla-homey]

I never really liked it much. Maybe she has a feller on the side.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Beats having Tammy Faye's makeup...

[frankensooner]

Or Denture cream.

[OU4LIFE]

worst copycat.

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evar.

[Mixer!]

Jenni?

[Lott's Bandana]

Is it HD?

[mdklatt]

Beats having Tammy Faye's makeup...

Simmer down, Cougar Bait. You stay away from Homey's wife. :eek:

[Curly Bill]

Well...I'm not a fan of #5 either, so it's not me.

[mdklatt]

worst copycat.

thread.

evar.

I like it. Instead of the usual approach, Homey went for the Cockney rhyming slang angle.

[soonerloyal]

Gentle Sir, I'll let you in on something that is true for most women, and something you ought to know...we wear perfume and cologne mostly for ourselves, not y'all. Sure, we love to bring that smile to your face and have your nose quiver when you come in close for the scent; but we wear what you might not like because we love the way it makes us smell and feel.

She probably loves it, and knows you don't. So she might keep it in her purse to put it on when she leaves the house - so she can enjoy it, and you won't have to tolerate it.

[Preservation Parcels]

Maybe she has a feller on the side.

Nah, Mrs. Homey is a wise woman from all accounts. :)

[soonerboomer93]

Nah, Mrs. Homey is a wise woman from all accounts. :)

which is why she has the feller on the side







i told her not to keep it in her purse :mad:

[SoonerStormchaser]

Simmer down, Cougar Bait. You stay away from Homey's wife. :eek:


We all know perfectly well my wife's hotter!;)

[BudSooner]

We all know perfectly well my wife's hotter!;)

Obligatory "this thread is worthless without pics" :D

[Okla-homey]

We all know perfectly well my wife's hotter!;)

I'm gonna let that go...sorta. When your spouse has endured 10 PCS moves and twice that many deployments when you aren't available to run home and blow her nose for her, and she has held a full-time job with great responsibility, while raising a family, earning a masters and volunteering at OWC charitable events, we can have a debate. In the meantime, STFU. Please note the distinct absence of a winky.

[OU4LIFE]

I'm gonna let that go...sorta. When your spouse has endured 10 PCS moves and twice that many deployments when you aren't available to run home and blow her nose for her, and she has held a full-time job with great responsibility, while raising a family, earning a masters and volunteering at OWC charitable events, we can have a debate. In the meantime, STFU. Please note the distinct absence of a winky.

PWN.

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[olevetonahill]

PWN.

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YUP :D

[Howzit]

We all know perfectly well my wife's older!;)

fixed.