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SoonerGirl06
11/13/2007, 11:34 PM
1) Never assume anything.

2) Never let you elderly aunt take Lortab before the movers arrive...



or else she'll decide that your things don't need to be packed, but thrown away instead. :mad:
sanantoniosooner
11/13/2007, 11:41 PM
when you assume........you make an .....................
olevetonahill
11/14/2007, 12:07 AM
I thot # 1 was gonna be to Listen to Olevet :(
mdklatt
11/14/2007, 12:48 AM
Never let you elderly aunt take Lortab before the movers arrive...


Well yeah.
HskrGrl
11/14/2007, 12:57 AM
Oh no! I hope you didn't loose anything too valuable (monetarily or sentimentally)
IB4OU2
11/14/2007, 09:57 AM
1) Never assume anything.

2) Never let you elderly aunt take Lortab before the movers arrive...



or else she'll decide that your things don't need to be packed, but thrown away instead. :mad:

Next time have the movers pack your aunt first.
rufnek05
11/14/2007, 10:10 AM
never eat 9 soft tacos and Camo.
Howzit
11/14/2007, 10:17 AM
Next time have the movers pack your aunt first.

Ewww.

Sicko.
IB4OU2
11/14/2007, 10:49 AM
Ewww.

Sicko.

Whut? They'll give her a breathing hole...if requested.
Oldnslo
11/14/2007, 11:00 AM
never take a laxative and a sleeping pill.
SoonerStormchaser
11/14/2007, 11:09 AM
Never pet a burning dog.

In case of a robot attack, run!
Mixer!
11/14/2007, 11:24 AM
1) Don't pizz off Dean

2) Don't pizz off Beano

That is all.
Fugue
11/14/2007, 11:33 AM
Don't take your kids to the NYC Halloween parade. :eek:
IB4OU2
11/14/2007, 11:37 AM
Don't take your kids to the NYC Halloween parade. :eek:

Do you normally go by yourself or with your partner?
Fugue
11/14/2007, 11:44 AM
Do you normally go by yourself or with your partner?

Apparently, I only go with extremely poor judgment. I thought it was going to be a smallish fun kid thing. A couple million drunk folks later, I realized my error.
But, after the ---less chaps guys went by, the zombies doing The Thriller was pretty cool. Oh, and a shout out to the chicks dressed only in body paint. :texan:
StoopTroup
11/14/2007, 04:32 PM
Oh, and a shout out to the chicks dressed only in body paint.
pix ? :D

:pop:
SoonerGirl06
11/14/2007, 07:42 PM
I thot # 1 was gonna be to Listen to Olevet :(

I know that NOW!
SoonerGirl06
11/14/2007, 07:44 PM
Todays important lesson:

Check to make sure the seat is down before you sit... ESPECIALLY if you wake up in the middle of the night.
Sooner_Bob
11/14/2007, 10:02 PM
Wellll duuuuuh . . .








:D
stoops the eternal pimp
11/14/2007, 11:31 PM
take your elderly aunt's lortabs before she does
SoonerGirl06
11/15/2007, 03:24 PM
Now that's the best advice I've heard all day.

'Cept I plan on drinking some Chardonnay later this evening and I don't think those two mix too well together.
Fugue
11/15/2007, 03:27 PM
pix ? :D

:pop:

I wish. I was too :stunned: to do anything. Field Of Vision. :D